

Firewalls Don't Stop Dragons Podcast
Carey Parker
A Podcast on Computer Security & Privacy for Non-Techies
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Mar 30, 2026 • 1h 12min
Privacy Guides Panel
Nate Bartram and Jonah Aragon have been advocating for privacy for a long time. Their sites, The New Oil and Privacy Guides, have a ton of fabulous resources for anyone interested in guarding their data and defending their digital rights. Ever wonder what it’s like being a privacy advocate in an increasingly privacy-hostile world? Today, I’ll take you behind the scenes of these sites and into the brains of two top-notch privacy warriors.
Interview Notes
Privacy Guides: https://www.privacyguides.org/
The New Oil: https://thenewoil.org/
Critical Thinking 101: https://ghost.thenewoil.org/critical-thinking-101/
This Week in Privacy podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/this-week-in-privacy/id1726826455
Privacy Advocate Toolbox: https://www.privacyguides.org/en/activism/
Smartphone privacy guides: https://www.privacyguides.org/videos/2026/02/04/smartphone-security-course-lesson-1-beginners-2/
Further Info
My book: https://fdsd.me/book
My newsletter: https://fdsd.me/newsletter
Support the mission: https://fdsd.me/support
Give the gift of privacy and security: https://fdsd.me/coupons
Get your Firewalls Don’t Stop Dragons Merch! https://fdsd.me/merch
Table of Contents
0:00:18: Intro
0:02:11: Why did you get into privacy?
0:07:44: What’s the most enduring privacy myth?
0:14:13: Do you find people dislike the answer “it depends”?
0:16:50: How would you describe your target audience?
0:22:00: How do you evaluate privacy products?
0:27:59: What products have you unrecommended and why?
0:34:27: What are major privacy red flags?
0:43:09: What product do you use that you do not recommend to others?
0:48:05: How will you handle age checks or repeal of Section 230?
0:55:09: Who do you look to for privacy advice?
1:04:22: What’s next for you guys?
1:08:30: Wrap-up
1:10:46: Patron podcast preview
1:11:24: Looking ahead

Mar 23, 2026 • 1h 16min
Spring Cleaning
When we think about improving security and privacy, we tend to add things: password managers, VPNs, encrypted communication apps. But one of the most effective ways to protect yourself is much simpler: remove what you don’t need. Safety through subtraction. Every app you install exposes you to more data collection and security vulnerabilities. Over time, these apps can automatically update, collecting more data and adding new exploitable features. And with the current global unrest, the risk of attacks is greater than normal. I’ll give you several top tips for reducing your attack surface.
Article Links
Check Your Asus Router for Malware ASAP: https://lifehacker.com/tech/check-asus-router-for-malware
Instagram drops end-to-end encrypted chats: https://proton.me/blog/instagram-end-to-end-encryption
Viral ‘Quittr’ Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users: https://www.404media.co/viral-quittr-porn-addiction-app-exposed-the-masturbation-habits-of-hundreds-of-thousands-of-users/
Papers, please: Age verification laws threaten everyone’s online security and privacy: https://this.weekinsecurity.com/papers-please-age-verification-laws-threaten-everyones-online-security-and-privacy/
Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027: https://www.gadgetreview.com/federal-surveillance-tech-becomes-mandatory-in-new-cars-by-2027
Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US: https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/20/cyberattack-on-vehicle-breathalyzer-company-leaves-drivers-stranded-across-the-us/
Large-Scale Online Deanonymization with LLMs: https://simonlermen.substack.com/p/large-scale-online-deanonymization
EU votes to restrict mass scanning of people’s private messages: https://cyberinsider.com/eu-votes-to-restrict-mass-scanning-of-peoples-private-messages/
Mozilla to launch free built-in VPN in upcoming Firefox 149: https://cyberinsider.com/mozilla-to-launch-free-built-in-vpn-in-upcoming-firefox-149/
You Should Turn On This New Security Update Feature on Your iPhone and Mac: https://lifehacker.com/tech/apples-security-update-iphone-mac-setting
Tip of the Week: https://firewallsdontstopdragons.com/spring-cleaning/
Further Info
Greynoise IP Check: https://check.labs.greynoise.io/
Joint statement on age verification laws: https://csa-scientist-open-letter.org/ageverif-Feb2026
CISA Cyber Hygiene Service: https://www.cisa.gov/cyber-hygiene-services
CISA Bad Practices: https://www.cisa.gov/stopransomware/bad-practices
My book: https://fdsd.me/book
My newsletter: https://fdsd.me/newsletter
Support our mission! https://fdsd.me/support
Give the gift of privacy and security: https://fdsd.me/coupons
Get your Firewalls Don’t Stop Dragons Merch! https://fdsd.me/merch
Table of Contents
0:00:07: Intro
0:01:35: News rundown
0:03:41: Update your Asus routers
0:08:55: Instragram drops E2EE
0:12:57: Porn addiction app exposed user data
0:19:54: Dangers of age verification laws
0:30:45: Car surveillance mandatory in 2027
0:35:46: Cyberattack kills breathalizer-equipped cars
0:39:41: LLMs can deanonymize users
0:51:11: Chat Control defeated!
0:55:22: Firefox free VPN coming
0:59:05: New Apple security fix mechanism
1:03:14: Tip of the Week
1:09:09: More security tips
1:13:53: Patron podcast preview
1:14:17: Looking ahead

Mar 16, 2026 • 1h 5min
Surveillance Pricing
Eric Gardner, former grocery pricing consultant turned business reporter, and Justin Brookman, Consumer Reports marketplace policy director, dig into surveillance pricing on apps like Instacart. They describe how researchers tested price variation, the tech and patents behind targeted experiments, legal and regulatory pushback, and what shoppers can do to spot and respond to hidden price differences.

Mar 9, 2026 • 1h 3min
Fixing ClickFix
Bad guys have found a willing accomplice for installing malware: YOU. This very effective malware delivery mechanism, dubbed ClickFix, accounted for over half of all infections last year. I’ll tell you how to avoid it, but also explain why you shouldn’t have to.
In other news: Amazon’s change to wishlists may expose your address; a new government-grade iOS exploit kit is spreading to criminals; Israel hacked traffic cams to kill Iran’s leaders; Meta’s AI glasses are a privacy nightmare; new AirSnitch WiFi exploit is clever, but not a threat for most people; Microsoft Office bug allowed AI to read confidential emails; Discord walks back it’s plans for age verification; US Senators reintroduce surveillance transparency bill; CA privacy activists call for removing license plate readers; Ente releases new Locker app; Privacy Guides releases wonderful new privacy resource.
Article Links
Amazon Change Means Wishlists Might Expose Your Address https://www.404media.co/amazon-wishlist-address-private-third-party/
Google and iVerify reveal government-grade iPhone exploit kit spreading to hackers https://9to5mac.com/2026/03/03/google-and-iverify-reveal-government-grade-iphone-exploit-kit-spreading-to-hackers/
Israel hacked Tehran’s traffic cameras, used AI to plan Khamenei’s assassination https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/israel-hacked-tehrans-traffic-cameras-063114828.html
What Privacy? As Expected Meta Ray Bans Are A Privacy Disaster https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/03/03/what-privacy-as-expected-meta-ray-bans-are-a-privacy-disaster
New AirSnitch attack bypasses Wi-Fi encryption in homes, offices, and enterprises https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/new-airsnitch-attack-breaks-wi-fi-encryption-in-homes-offices-and-enterprises/
Microsoft says Office bug exposed customers’ confidential emails to Copilot AI https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/18/microsoft-says-office-bug-exposed-customers-confidential-emails-to-copilot-ai/
Discord just canceled its planned age verification rollout, for now https://9to5mac.com/2026/02/24/discord-just-canceled-its-planned-age-verification-rollout-for-now/
Senators Reintroduce Bill to Create Transparency for Court-Ordered Surveillance https://www.wyden.senate.gov/news/press-releases/wyden-daines-booker-and-lee-reintroduce-bill-to-create-transparency-for-court-ordered-surveillance
Privacy activists call on California to remove covert license plate readers https://apnews.com/article/license-plate-readers-surveillance-ice-dhs-db848b1498c55f3c1b3ee1a107dacd10
Ente Locker – Safe space for your most important documents https://ente.io/locker/
Guides and Tools for Privacy Activists https://www.privacyguides.org/en/activism/
Tip of the Week: https://firewallsdontstopdragons.com/fixing-clickfix/
Further Info
My book: https://fdsd.me/book
My newsletter: https://fdsd.me/newsletter
Support our mission! https://fdsd.me/support
Give the gift of privacy and security: https://fdsd.me/coupons
Get your Firewalls Don’t Stop Dragons Merch! https://fdsd.me/merch
Table of Contents
0:00:08: Intro
0:01:54: News rundown
0:03:36: Amazon wishlist change exposes your address
0:08:44: New iOS exploit kit leaks
0:14:21: Israel hacked traffic cams to kill Khamenei
0:17:19: Meta’s AI glasses privacy nightmware
0:22:32: AirSnitch WiFi attack
0:26:31: Microsoft AI bug exposes private emails
0:29:35: Discord backtracks on age verification
0:34:38: Senators reintroduce surveillance transparency bill
0:39:15: Call to remove hidden surveillance cameras
0:44:44: Ente Locker
0:47:51: Privacy Activist Toolbox
0:51:53: Tip of the Week
1:00:36: Patron podcast preview
1:02:15: Looking ahead

Mar 2, 2026 • 1h 12min
Double Blind Armadillo
Nick Merrill, founder of Phreeli and privacy technologist building privacy-preserving telecom services. He explains how cell service can work with almost no personal data. Topics include using ZIP+4 for billing, eSIMs and prepaid models, unlinking identity from metadata with the Double Blind Armadillo approach, mixing/batching to reduce fingerprinting, and handling lawful intercept and recovery tradeoffs.

Feb 23, 2026 • 1h 10min
New Google Alternatives
They hunt for private, non-Google replacements for spreadsheets and forms. They dissect a string of data breaches and explain why storing photo IDs is dangerous. They debate biometric age checks, country moves to restrict kids on social media, and Europe’s push for tech alternatives. They also examine IoT and camera privacy risks and new recommendations for safer devices.

Feb 16, 2026 • 1h 8min
Professionally Paranoid
Today I speak with Yahoo CISO Sean Zadig – aka, the Chief Paranoid. Sean has had a long and varied career in cybersecurity, working both in law enforcement (at NASA!) and working security for Big Tech. I’ll ask Sean how we can teach our kids about cybersecurity, and how to protect them from the worst of the internet without compromising anyone’s privacy. I’ll also get his perspective on the relationship between Big Tech, user data, law enforcement and the Fourth Amendment.
Interview Notes
The Paranoids (Yahoo): https://www.yahooinc.com/our-technology/paranoids
Suddenly a CISO: https://www.yahooinc.com/paranoids/suddenly-a-ciso-four-pieces-of-transitional-advice
Clipper Chip: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipper_chip
Further Info
My book: https://fdsd.me/book
My newsletter: https://fdsd.me/newsletter
Support the mission: https://fdsd.me/support
Give the gift of privacy and security: https://fdsd.me/coupons
Get your Firewalls Don’t Stop Dragons Merch! https://fdsd.me/merch
Table of Contents
0:00:13: Intro
0:01:20: Lingo
0:02:06: How did you become CISO at Yahoo?
0:05:38: Has AI made you job harder?
0:08:54: What the Paranoid ethos?
0:11:49: What a kids taught about cybersecurity?
0:14:05: How do we interest kids in cybersecurity?
0:17:35: How do we get kids to care about privacy?
0:21:42: Can we verify age privately?
0:25:06: Should parents control content restrictions?
0:28:36: Are kids echewing tech today?
0:31:51: How do we combat CSAM?
0:40:31: What’s it like working in law enforement?
0:47:14: Can we get Big Tech to collect less private data?
0:52:19: Is law enforcement skirting the 4th Amendment?
0:58:14: What’s next for The Paranoids?
1:00:01: Wrap-up
1:00:12: Patron podcast preview
1:01:10: Survey highlights
1:05:40: 2026 Milestones
1:06:49: Looking ahead

Feb 9, 2026 • 0sec
Agents of Misfortune
The latest craze with artificial intelligence is agentic AI – exhibited most recently in the viral AI project called ClawdBot… or Moltbot… or OpenClaw. (The name has changed two times in less than a week.) You download this software, give it access to your AI chatbot accounts, and then give it full and complete access to your computer and online accounts. Why? So you can have an all-powerful assistant who can do real things in the real world as if they were you! What could go wrong?
In other news: a new lawsuit claims Meta can read all your WhatsApp messages; an AI toy exposed chat transcripts of their toddler owners; another AI app leaks millions of private conversations; TikTok’s new terms of service are very scary; the US wants visitors to fork over tons of personal info; UK officials were hit by Volt Typhoon; the UK wants to increase facial recognition in public places; the FBI failed to unlock journalist’s iPhone with Lockdown Mode enabled; Google adds cool anti-theft features; CA town disables Flock cameras; Google cripples home proxy network; and Firefox adds one toggle to disable AI features.
Article Links
WhatsApp Encryption, a Lawsuit, and a Lot of Noise https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2026/02/02/whatsapp-encryption-a-lawsuit-and-a-lot-of-noise/
An AI Toy Exposed 50,000 Logs of Its Chats With Kids to Anyone With a Gmail Account https://www.wired.com/story/an-ai-toy-exposed-50000-logs-of-its-chats-with-kids-to-anyone-with-a-gmail-account/
Massive AI Chat App Leaked Millions of Users Private Conversations https://www.404media.co/massive-ai-chat-app-leaked-millions-of-users-private-conversations/
TikTok’s New Terms of Service Has Raised Alarm Bells https://lifehacker.com/tech/tiktoks-new-ownership-tos-concerns
The Trump Administration wants your DNA and social media https://www.privacyinternational.org/news-analysis/5713/trump-administration-wants-your-dna-and-social-media
Hackers suspected of spying on UK officials’ calls for years https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/27/chinalinked_hackers_accused_of_yearslong/
Police to get 40 new live facial recognition vans and AI help in sweeping reforms https://news.sky.com/story/facial-recognition-technology-to-be-rolled-out-nationally-and-police-will-get-ai-support-13499172
FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled https://www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-get-into-wapo-reporters-iphone-because-it-had-lockdown-mode-enabled/
Google Just Updated These Android Theft Protection Features https://lifehacker.com/tech/google-just-updated-these-android-theft-protection-features
California city turns off Flock cameras after company shared data without authorization https://therecord.media/california-city-turns-off-flock-cameras-unauthorized-sharing
Google cripples IPIDEA proxy network abused by crims https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/29/google_ipidea_crime_network/
Mozilla Adds One-Click Option to Disable Generative AI Features in Firefox https://thehackernews.com/2026/02/mozilla-adds-one-click-option-to.html
Tip of the Week: https://firewallsdontstopdragons.com/agents-of-misfortune/
Further Info
TikTok’s Real Privacy Risks: https://internetsafetylabs.org/blog/research/tiktoks-real-privacy-risks/
Private TikTok viewer: https://sticktock.com/
EFF’s Atlas of Surveillance: https://www.atlasofsurveillance.org/
DeFlock: https://deflock.org/
My book: https://fdsd.me/book
My newsletter: https://fdsd.me/newsletter
Support our mission! https://fdsd.me/support
Give the gift of privacy and security: https://fdsd.me/coupons
Get your Firewalls Don’t Stop Dragons Merch! https://fdsd.me/merch
Table of Contents
0:00:07: Intro
0:00:51: News rundown
0:02:51: WhatsApp encryption questioned
0:11:34: AI toy’s logs exposed
0:16:17: AI app leaks user data
0:19:27: TikTok gets worse for privacy
0:23:52: US demands more visitor data
0:30:41: UK hit by Salt Typhoon
0:33:47: UK proposes more mass surveillance
0:36:51: Lockdown Mode protects WaPo journalist iPhone
0:43:03: New Android anti-theft features
0:45:54: CA town shuts down Flock
0:49:07: Google hobbles bad proxy network
0:52:33: Firefox AI kill switch
0:55:18: Tip of the Week
1:02:08: Wrap-up
1:02:21: Patron podcast preview
1:02:30: Looking ahead

Feb 2, 2026 • 1h 6min
Debunking Hacklore
We’re all busy people with busy lives. We only have so much time and energy. So when security people dole out to-do lists, we really need to focus on the tips with the most bang for the buck. Conversely, we need to avoid wasting people’s precious resources on advice that is no longer valid or worth the effort. Today, we’ll debunk several of these “Hacklore” tips with security guru Bob Lord.
Interview Notes
Hacklore: https://www.hacklore.org/letter
Hacklore resources: https://www.hacklore.org/resources
Elevator (un)safety analogy: https://medium.com/@boblord/psa-elevator-un-safety-7ac69a9498de
DNC Security Checklist: https://democrats.org/security/
CISA Secure by Design: https://www.cisa.gov/securebydesign
MITRE’s 2007 Unforgivable Vulnerabilities (PDF): https://cwe.mitre.org/documents/unforgivable_vulns/unforgivable.pdf
Take 9: https://pausetake9.org/
Consumer Reports Security Planner tool: https://securityplanner.consumerreports.org/
EFF security planning: https://ssd.eff.org/module/your-security-plan
Removing online data: https://firewallsdontstopdragons.com/data-diet-introduction/
Generate passphrases with d20 dice! https://d20key.com/#/
Dragon coupons: https://fdsd.me/coupons/
Rafifi (film): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048021/
Xkcd password strength: https://xkcd.com/936/
Further Info
My book: https://fdsd.me/book
My newsletter: https://fdsd.me/newsletter
Support the mission: https://fdsd.me/support
Give the gift of privacy and security: https://fdsd.me/coupons
Get your Firewalls Don’t Stop Dragons Merch! https://fdsd.me/merch
Table of Contents
0:00:14: Intro
0:00:25: Survey, promo wrap-up
0:01:30: Interview setup
0:02:22: Lingo definitions
0:02:52: What drove you to launch Hacklore?
0:07:12: Is this advice truly wrong?
0:11:51: 1) Avoid public WiFi
0:17:38: 2) Never scan QR codes
0:22:43: 3) Never charge devices from public USB ports
0:24:38: 4) Turn off Bluetooth and NFC
0:28:25: 5) Regularly clear cookies
0:32:47: 6) Regularly change passwords
0:38:19: Why do we not have web password standards?
0:44:24: Any bad tips that didn’t make the cut?
0:45:53: WIll Hacklore be regularly updated?
0:46:32: What has been the response to Hacklore?
0:48:08: So what are the actual top security tips?
0:49:56: How do we shift the onus to software makers?
0:53:14: What other resources can you recommend?
0:55:40: What’s next for you?
0:56:53: Wrap-up
1:00:40: Generating passphrases
1:02:00: Accessing show notes
1:03:08: Dragon coupons
1:03:40: Patron podcast preview
1:04:24: Looking ahead

Jan 26, 2026 • 1h 14min
Zero-Knowledge Proofs
They explore zero-knowledge proofs and playful analogies that show how you can prove knowledge without revealing secrets. Coverage includes age-verification risks and privacy-friendly ways to confirm identity. The show also highlights malware hidden in images, data-stealing browser extensions, mass location leaks from ad bidding, and law enforcement redaction failures exposing surveillance logs.


