Roz & Mocha

Maurie chats with the owner of a Florida coffee shop who says Canadians “don’t deserve” his coffee and refuses to serve them, doubling down on the bizarre stance. One of the wildest Helluva Stories ever follows as a hardcore Hot Wheels collector explains how his obsession led him to strip clubs, massive overseas warehouses, and secret door‑knocking missions. The DM Deep Dive gets personal with who would accidentally join a cult, Roz’s real thoughts on Ryan Reynolds, and the great wet‑or‑dry toothbrush debate. Plus, Johnny Depp School of Acting completely derails Forrest Gump, a superfan calls in ahead of knee surgery, and a listener revisits the infamous entitled AirPods girl.

Shots were fired at Rihanna’s home with new details revealing just how close it came to tragedy, as Iran names a new supreme leader amid escalating global tensions. The gang also dives into Hilary Duff admitting she doesn’t remember passing on “Since U Been Gone,” Ryan Gosling making a rare public appearance with Eva Mendes, and Timothée Chalamet sparking backlash with comments about opera and ballet. Plus: a Canadian tourist charged after allegedly stealing a flamingo in Vegas, a woman arrested for impersonating a dentist during a root canal, LA Marathon organizers handing out “you tried” medals, and a new study suggesting difficult people in your life might actually make you age faster.

Breaking down who would survive a massive maze, the crew argues over lavender fields, corn mazes, and who’d be hungover at the exit. TV obsessions resurface with debates about Tell Me Lies, and everyone reveals how many phone numbers they still know by heart. Things get even more unhinged with stories of ridiculous partner arguments, guesses at each other’s “spirit ages,” and a full breakdown of what gets dried first after a shower. Add in questions about dog‑breed personalities, surprise missing movie credits, and the eternal struggle of cleaning up after shaving, and this Deep Dive goes from relatable to chaotic in all the best ways.

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, we’re diving into everything from childhood nostalgia to Bollywood classics. A listener wants to know the one thing we did growing up that our kids will never get to experience, while another tries to crack the mystery of how Mocha manages to “run the streets” despite being in bed by 7. We get a special question for the Guyanese boys about their favourite Bollywood movies, plus someone wonders why Roz hasn’t been rocking much linen lately — is it a summer‑only vibe or is he officially over it? And things get extra spicy when we’re asked which show member we’d share a bed with… and what car brands everyone drives. Another wild and hilarious ride through your questions!

From Megan Fox BBL rumours to a listener who’s kissed over 300 people thanks to her swinging lifestyle, today’s episode is packed. We celebrate Mike’s birthday and his secret Lush obsession, debate what everyday items have gotten too pricey, and chat with Luke Grimes about Marshals before Maurie and Chloe hit the premiere party. We also talk to someone who booked the viral Heated Rivalry cottage, dive into a messy Snitch Line case, hear how the show helped Greg through a breakup, and meet the guy rollerblading 30,000 km for bees. Plus: Cruze’s hockey hype songs, Roz’s bottle‑peeing confessions, Shem’s BHM school visit, and we wrap with Maestro Fresh Wes on his Juno nomination and new Canada Post stamp.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Show is a trip back to one of the show’s most random—and most requested—throwback bits! Big thanks to Brandon for asking us to revive the segment we honestly don’t remember why we stopped doing: “Rub It On My Face.” We dug deep into the vault and pulled together a bunch of wild, hilarious moments from the original “Rub It On My Face” segments dating all the way back to 2013. Get ready for pure vintage chaos from the early days of Roz & Mocha!

A tense week of FMLs, featuring a sister whose explosive low‑blow fights make even surface‑level relationships feel impossible, a high‑school worker overwhelmed by a system with zero discipline or accountability, someone pushed to the edge after being left to launch an entire store alone, and a fan who’s lost all motivation to watch WWE since their favourite retired. Real stress, real frustration, and real people just trying to figure it out.

Mocha can’t stop saying “that’s what she said” while Jenna teaches Cruze the recorder, the crew debates who would win a Thirst Trap Thursday battle, Roz suffers through an itchy Mexico sunburn while everyone argues about payday, we break down the Blood Moon confusion, Maurie gets reaction to B.C. moving to permanent daylight time, we translate The Lion King’s “Circle of Life,” hear a wild vent about a nightmare basement neighbour, talk Jamaican patties and Victorian slang, Maurie chats with the Law & Order Toronto cast, the team vents about broken car signals, chats with Stephan James about War Machine, and covers everything from the future of Jersey Shore to Tate McRae’s new relationship.

 John Tory confirms he won’t run for mayor in 2026, Netflix backs away from buying Warner Bros. Discovery’s assets, Canadian passport fees are set to rise, Scream 7 crushes the box office, a massive Baywatch reboot casting call turns heads, Justin Timberlake moves to block release of his 2024 DUI bodycam footage, and we hit quick updates on Zendaya–Tom Holland marriage chatter, 3D‑printed homes in California, and more.

 Should Roz finally shave his beard? Would the entire Roz & Mocha “radio family” ever take a massive group vacation together? Listeners also dig into Mocha’s childhood tricycle crash (and whether he kept the infamous wood he smashed into), debate the best waffle toppings, and face the impossible choice: fingers as long as legs, or legs as long as fingers? Plus—if a crime needed solving, who on the show would make the ultimate partner? And did Mocha’s mom and Shem’s mom ever actually meet? All that and more in another unhinged, hilarious episode you don’t want to miss.