Roz & Mocha

When you're sliding on ice - which way do you crank the wheel? Into the slide? Or away from the slide? Where does "she left a tampon on my doorstep" rank in the list of things horrible neighbors have done? We celebrate The Phantom Of The Opera with The Johnny Depp School Of Acting. Eggs, apple, peanut butter and cheese - all at once - delicious or gross? Another round of "PINCHED!" And we take your questions with Ask Roz And Mocha.

We talk to a fan who's marrying her high school sweetheart, who was ALSO her high school teacher. Is the key to a successful relationship sleeping with separate blankets? Not one, but two rounds of Suck And Pass. We'll attempt to break the Fastest Reader World Record.

Who sleeps with their phone under their pillow? Someone with secrets, that's who. We check in with The Queen after firing her Royal Bra Fitter. If a newlywed couple break up within a year, should they return the cash gifts from the wedding? The most anticlimactic and sad Tug Of War match ever. Plus 5 IN 7, and Ask Roz & Mocha.

She Bangs! The new American Idol won't air 'bad and embarrassing' auditions - William Hung weighs in. How to get out of Jury Duty. Roz has Shingles... In his eye. The sadness of turning 40, And what happens when your anniversary gift falls flat?

Is it an overstep to ask a co-worker to scratch your back? The return of Rub It On My Face. Is it cool to use a fake 'Back In 5 Minutes' sign in your car to get free parking? "Did I DO That...?" Bad Kid Jokes, and weed - a LOT of weed.

The Ultimate Collection of Roz & Mocha Show Original Games. 'PINCHED!' Often called "Torture Trivia" or "The Game Of Pain". The frequently duplicated (we're talking to you Ellen) high pressure quiz '5IN7'. And of course 'Rub It On My Face'. R&M FTW!

You bring wine to a dinner party & it's not opened, can you bring it home? She said 'YES'! A R&M fan proposes to his girl. Funnelling Swiss Chalet Sauce. R&M answer fan questions. A guy on Craigslist tries to rent out HALF his King Size Bed.

Are you supposed to wear underwear under Long Johns? Or ARE Long Johns underwear? Sex with ghosts is real and it's ruining marriages. People would pay $1,445 to make all the stress of the holidays go away. Whats the right way to cut a piece of toast?

Can glass really break if you hit the right note? Are we really supposed to believe that Paper beats Rock? Is hanging a bag of garbage on your neighbour's door-- that they left on the floor of the trash room-- the most passive aggressive response ever?

We try to break the world record for how many straws you can put in your mouth at once - which is 459. Maurie and Mocha bet on the AMA's and the stakes were high! Loser massages the winner. Kid Jokes, The Queen and the world's biggest slice of pizza!