Roz & Mocha

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha: Can you say “purple perfect pineapple” five times fast? One listener’s childhood tongue twister has the guys twisted up! Plus, has Mocha ever been to a gay bar—and did he love it? We also get into the politics of picking the best steak at dinner, find out who’s a mama’s boy, and ask the age-old question: when was the last time you actually read a book?

Mocha gets roasted for racking up nearly $1,000 in speed camera tickets, Roz reacts to being mistaken for a Bumble match, and a listener asks who on the show deserves $1 million. Plus, Maurie chats with contestants from the new ‘Squid Game’ reality show, and the team dives into beavers, bad passwords, and vented moments from movie theatres.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast takes us back to 2014! Roz asks the age-old question: how did we used to slow dance—and where were your hands? We revisit the hilarious chat right after Mocha’s wedding, and crack up over the viral Italian guy who just can’t say “Worcestershire.” Classic moments, classic laughs!

Emmy’s stuck between saving money at home or moving out and facing financial stress to reclaim her independence. Marco’s porch has become a raccoon toilet, and nothing he tries seems to work. Isaak can’t even look at Blue Jays highlights after the World Series loss—he’s skipping small talk and avoiding social media. It’s real life, real struggles, and Roz & Mocha are here to help (or at least laugh through the pain).

Maurie talks to devastated Jays fans, Shem gets clowned for his nosebleed seats, and Roz reveals Katherine was more upset than he was. Mocha’s dealing with a shrunken hoodie, Maurie shares the secret to a long marriage (it’s distance!), and Gina’s kid drops a “Deez Nuts” joke in homework. Plus, Maurie chats with Tracy Morgan and he has a vented moment!

From the Dodgers’ World Series win and Bo Bichette’s emotional reaction, to Toronto fans stranded after Game 7, we break down the biggest sports story of the week. Plus, Lil Jon drops a meditation album, Carly Rae Jepsen announces her pregnancy, and Jonathan Bailey is crowned People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Also: a $50M Bridle Path mansion, a lawsuit over Drake’s streams, and Kim Kardashian’s new legal drama gets roasted by critics.

We get weird with body part rearrangements—where would you move your ears if you could? Maurie reveals the secret behind his long-lasting marriage, and the team dives into their high school dream cars. Plus, what’s the one thing they’d never wear outside (besides pyjamas)? And how old were Roz, Mocha, Maurie & Shem when they got serious about their careers? All that and more in this fun and revealing Q&A!

This week on Roz & Mocha Retro: It’s quiz time! We’re throwing it back to some of the wildest tests ever taken on the show. In 2015, Roz gave Maurie an IQ test that left everyone questioning everything. Then in 2014, Mocha and Maurie went head-to-head to see who’s the bigger geek. And if that wasn’t enough, Roz tried to determine if Maurie is actually a psychopath. Tune in for laughs, surprises, and some seriously questionable results!

On this episode of The Ask Roz & Mocha Podcast, a listener wants to know which of Mocha’s iconic reaction clips is the crew’s favorite—sparking laughs and a few surprises. Then, another caller opens up about feeling distant in her relationship and asks for advice on how to keep the spark alive. Real talk, real laughs, and real answers!

It’s Halloween, the Jays are on fire, and the chaos is real. Maurie hits the streets of L.A. to talk to fans and players, while Mocha hypes up the Rogers Centre crowd. Roz loses sleep over baseball field dimensions, Shem gets roasted for missing the game, and the Damnits debate which team is cuter. Plus, haunted houses, spicy Halloween streeters, and the debut of this year’s Halloween radio drama: LA BOO BOO.