Things People Do

Live show tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. To buy tickets for The Greatest Night of our Lives - go to this link and see the first ever LIVE Joe Marler Show: https://gigst.rs/TJMSIn this episode, Joe and Tom meet a submariner called John. He regularly spends three months in a very small space under the sea, living without sunlight and sleeping in bunk beds, but is it anything like Vigil? What are they actually doing down there? And what are the masturbation protocols when you share a room with eight other people?To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a car salesman and most of their questions seem to come from watching Danny DeVito in Roald Dahl’s Matilda. There’s also a story about Lloyd getting offered sexual favours for a discount, and more than one dig at the Vauxhall Mokka.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet fashion expert Bay Garnett who has met Kate Moss and been to all of the fashion weeks, but what does she think of Joe’s biceps? Plus there’s some chat about Tom’s expensive coat and Joe learns how to spell Kuala Lumpur.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Fred the Funeral Director for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner. And Tom is taking notes because somehow he’s now in charge of organising Joe’s funeral.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet opera singer Rob Murray to chat Pavarotti, how you sing from your balls and why the Sydney Opera House isn't all that. Plus there's some world class singing (from Rob) and a story about Frank Bruno.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mother of God. Joe and Tom meet a former detective for the inside story on manhunts, stakeouts, bent coppers, black rats and ‘fat bloke’. Neil Lancaster is our guest for one of our favourite ever episodes.To buy Neil’s latest book, go to https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blood-Tide-gripping-procedural-Thrillers-ebook/dp/B097XNMCRKTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What are you allowed to steal from hotels? And what is the toughest stain to get out of bed sheets? Those are two of your questions for hotel manager Darren.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What’s it like to be a refugee in Britain? Joe and Tom speak to Gulwali Passarlay who left Afghanistan when he was just 12 years old. His story is remarkable and unfortunately it does illustrate everything that’s right and wrong with the world. Please leave a nice review of this episode in your podcast app and we’ll make sure he sees them.Gulwali’s book is called The Lightless Sky: An Afghan Refugee Boy’s Journey of Escape To A New Life in Britain.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's your favourite sausage? What's really in them? And what did Rebecca Loos do to that pig? Joe and Tom speak to Olly Kohn from The Jolly Hog to find out.And yes, Olly used to play rugby with Joe. And no, we haven't run out of guests.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom speak to an estate agent. His name is James and his worst viewing involves someone falling into a pond. He also once found a used condom on a pensioner’s sofa, and we find out that Joe sold a house with a real well, only to buy a new house with a fake well. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2iOn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shopGrow the Show, become an official sponsorSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices