

The Fifth Column
Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Jan 20, 2026 • 21min
Football, Billy Joel, Van Halen, and the Fact-Checkable Life (w/ Chuck Klosterman) - Members Only #296
Chuck Klosterman, a renowned author and cultural critic, dives deep into the intersection of football and pop culture. He reveals how music documentaries, like those on Billy Joel, reshape fan perceptions. The discussion touches on obsessive fandom, including a Japanese Jimmy Page impersonator, and the quirky economics of Morrissey cover bands. Klosterman also shares insights on why he chose football for his latest book, highlighting its perfect alignment with televised entertainment through strategic pacing. Tune in for a blend of humor and keen observations!

Jan 16, 2026 • 15min
The Revolutionaries (w/ Jack Henneman) - #2
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.comTwo hundred and fifty years ago this very day, a gallant-strolling cat named George Washington convened in Cambridge about as high a level Patriot meeting as you could muster: John Adams, two major generals, five brigadier generals, and arguably the most connected man among the Boston rebels, Joseph Warren. There, the commander in chief persuaded his Wa…

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Jan 15, 2026 • 1h 48min
How Much Benevolence Can You Take? - #540
The hosts dive into their surprising movie confessions and COVID trauma, blending humor with serious reflection. They dissect Trump's fascination with rare minerals and the political quirks around tariffs. A heated discussion on the reckoning of pandemic policies ensues, alongside calls for transparency from intelligence agencies. They analyze ICE's tactics and recent public sentiment against aggressive enforcement. The conversation wraps up with poignant critiques of media sensationalism and the implications of U.S. support for Iranian protesters.

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Jan 13, 2026 • 21min
Why Can't We Be Friends? (w/ Ana Kasparian) - Members Only #295
Ana Kasparian, a progressive political commentator and co-host at The Young Turks, joins the hosts to delve into critical issues in media and California politics. They critique LA leadership and evaluate Gavin Newsom's unexpected effectiveness on social media. Ana shares insights from her investigation into Amy Cooper, emphasizing the need for nuanced storytelling. The discussion also explores the biases in media coverage linked to partisan politics and the fallout Ana faced when challenging established narratives, highlighting the importance of honest journalism.

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Jan 8, 2026 • 1h 34min
The Memory Hole & the Rent Freeze Trap (w/ Josh Barro) - #539
In this engaging discussion, Josh Barro, a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times and host of the Very Serious Substack, weighs in on pressing political and housing issues. He critiques Trump's pardons for January 6th rioters and explores how they reshape GOP dynamics. Barro also breaks down New York's complex rent regulations and warns about the pitfalls of government ownership in housing. The conversation wraps up with a humorous take on cultural malaise and encouragement for straight individuals to embrace their identity.

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Jan 6, 2026 • 22min
Kevin Williamson Is The Darkness - Members Only #294
Kevin D. Williamson, a conservative columnist known for his sharp insights on politics and culture, joins the discussion. He shares the chaotic joys of having four kids in 19 months, including hilarious tips on naming and identifying triplets. The conversation also delves into the complexities of U.S. involvement in Venezuela, exploring historical precedents and legal ramifications. Williamson's reflections on early encounters with Trump reveal how he underestimated Trump's ambition, while debates on masculinity and parenting practices add a unique twist.

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Jan 4, 2026 • 12min
One Hitter: Maduro Snatch 'n Grab with Thor Halvorssen (Members Only #293)
Thor Halvorssen, founder of the Human Rights Foundation and a Venezuelan dissident, shares his insights on the recent turmoil surrounding Maduro's regime. He discusses the chaotic atmosphere during the operation leading to Maduro's removal and the implications of U.S. pressure on authoritarianism. Halvorssen highlights Maria Corina Machado's role in a potential democratic transition and warns of the ongoing risks posed by narco-generals and instability. His perspective sheds light on a critical moment for Venezuela's future.

Jan 1, 2026 • 15min
The Revolutionaries (w/ Charles C. Mann) - #1
Charles C. Mann, a prominent science writer and author of acclaimed works like 1491 and 1493, dives into the fascinating intersection of history and science. He explores how cutting-edge tools like LIDAR are revealing hidden pre-Columbian cities in the Amazon. Mann critiques traditional views of wilderness, highlighting Indigenous land management through fire ecology. He also discusses the complexities of the Pueblo identity and how the Pueblo Revolt significantly shaped the trajectory of Spanish expansion in North America.

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Dec 30, 2025 • 1h 26min
Year Is Over (If You Want It) - #538
The hosts dive into the questionable ingredients of eggnog and share hilarious holiday anecdotes. They discuss the meaning of Kwanzaa and read listener corrections about 2024 predictions. Come along for Michael's pricey theater outing and their jabs at pop culture. There's a wild reflection on Trump's powers and economic policies ahead of midterms, along with quirky debates over state policies involving celebrities. They also explore Nixon tapes for comic relief and analyze Russia's coercive tactics in Ukraine. It's a wild ride into the new year!

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Dec 23, 2025 • 18min
Sweet Baby Jesus! Are We Really Arguing About Sodomy with John Fugelsang? - Members Only #292
This week, John Fugelsang, a comedian and political commentator, shares his insights on the intersection of faith and politics. He discusses his Catholic upbringing and how it shaped his views on spirituality. John offers a sharp critique of religious fundamentalism, explaining how it fuels authoritarianism and justifies violence. He contrasts this with his personal journey towards a more compassionate practice of Christianity, while also exploring the parallels between religious and political ideologies in today’s society.


