You Hate Movies

Today we argue about which is the better obscure Phase 2 Marvel movie, Ant-Man or Guardians of the Galaxy.  Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Featuring major spoilers for all movies in the Marvel cinematic universe, as well as minor/abstract spoilers for: Pumping Iron, Saturday Night Live hosted by Chris Pratt, Interstellar, Chappie, Back to the Future, the Batman v. Superman trailer, Thomas the Tank Engine, Jurassic World, Star Wars Episode IV, Rocky, Honey I Blew Up the Kid, Inception, The Big Lebowski, and a McDonald's commercial.

This episode we pose a pressing question: Which movie evokes more summertime nostalgia, The Sandlot or Stand By Me?  Featuring: Garrett Holmes, Matt Hughes, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.  Spoilers in this episode: The Sandlot and Stand By Me, as well as minor/abstract spoilers for The Goofy Movie, Forrest Gump, Hook, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Star Wars Episode IV, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Beethoven, Home Alone 1 & 2, Return of the Jedi, Friday the 13th 4, 5, and 6. The Sandlot 2 and 3. I'm Still Here, Bubble Boy, the King's Speech, King Ralph, and Thomas the Tank Engine.

Today we conclude our five-part miniseries, as we finally see and react to Terminator Genisys.  Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.  Spoilers in this episode: All Terminator films, as well as minor/abstract spoilers for Star Wars, Rocky Balboa, Tron Legacy, Short Circuit, and Bicentennial Man.

As we near the conclusion of our special miniseries—Road to Terminator Genisys—we're taking a look at the often-disliked 4th installment, Terminator Salvation.  Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.  Spoilers in this episode: All Terminator films, as well as minor/abstract spoilers for World War Z, Lonesome Dove, Back to the Future, Star Wars: Episode IV, The Shawshank Redemption, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and Mars Attacks.

This 4th of July, we're electing the best film president. Is it Independence Day's Bill Pullman, or Air Force One's Harrison Ford?  Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.  Spoilers in this episode: (major) Independence Day, Air Force One, (minor) Deep Impact, 2012, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Jurassic Park 3, Lost, Seinfeld, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Mad Max: Fury Road, Watchmen, War of the Worlds, Mars Attacks, Star Wars: A New Hope, The Dark Knight Rises, and the hit sitcom Full House.

In the 3rd installment of our four-part miniseries—Road to Terminator Genisys—the franchise takes a significant plunge with Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.  Featuring: Matt Hughes, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.  Spoilers in this episode: All Terminator films

The 2nd installment in our four-part miniseries, Road to Terminator Genisys. We are revisiting, discussing, dissecting, and arguing about one of the greatest sequels of all time: Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns.  Spoilers in this episode: (major) All Terminator films, (minor) The Rundown, Jurassic Park, Predator, Avatar, the San Andreas trailer, the Furious 7 trailer, the X-Men character Mystique, our friend Josiah, and Friends season 6 episode 7.

The first installment in our special four-part miniseries, Road to Terminator Genisys. We are revisiting, discussing, dissecting, and arguing about James Cameron's 1984 sci-fi classic, The Terminator

We surfed a 22-year strong wave of nostalgia, affection, and general film geekiness from the original Jurassic Park directly into theaters to see Colin Trevorrow's Jurassic World. We share a few agreements, some disagreements, and accuse some critics of hating movies.

We’re helping all the knuckleheads out there learn how to stop ruining movies for the rest of us.