Radio Toilet ov Hell

This week on Toilet Radio we watched 1989 Christian documentary Hell’s Bells: The Dangers of Rock N’ Roll. Jordan and I sat down and watched all three hours of this thing so we could bring you the choicest nugs of a film that, quite honestly, has a firmer grasp on obscure kvlt heavy metal history than your average Metal Archives dipshit. Hosted by Eric Holmberg of Reel to Reel Ministries, Hell’s Bells present a 5-part warning of the battle for your teen’s soul as the foul forces of Satan infect the music of Celtic Frost, King Diamond, Diamanda Galas, Current 93, and George Michael. Join us as we backmask messages, flip through the Satanic Bible, get confirmation of demonic influence from “respected law enforcement officers” and get in on a lil’ Satanic panic. It’s a good one. Want to watch the documentary yourself? It’s available here! Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Resin Tomb – Dysphoria This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re prematurely celebrating 10 years of Toilet / Blue Ridge Rock Fest patrons may or may not ever get a refund on their tix, depending on how the insurance companies feel about acts of god vs employee walkouts. / The government gave KoRn millions of dollars and that’s fuckin’ tight. / Slipknot is falling apart / Greg Ginn is trying to milk some cream off the corpse of Black Flag. / Alex Terrible of Slaughter to Prevail kinda half-way acknowledges that he hangs out with fascists and gets fascist tattoos. And, thanks to Ash from Sumerian, he can now tour in Europe. Folks, it’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Narzissus – Empor zum Ideal (Pre-order Akt III: Erlösung here) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

On this, the last regular show of the year we’re talking about some of our favorite moments of the prior 365 days and a few stories we missed. Topics include: fondly remembering Joe Lynn Turner’s theories and PHIL LABONTE getting shut down on Tinder, various right wing media people getting quietly written out of existence, and Jason Newsted deciding to resurrect himself. Also: Liquid Death didn’t bother to get the rights to use Arnold Palmer’s name so they named their latest can of piss “DEAD BILLIONAIRE” and complained that a bigger corporation was being mean to them. Eat shit, losers. Metallica and Cryptopsy decided to take a lil blood money to play shows in Saudi Arabia. Manowar are too busy to play more than one show in the United States and the guy who designed Sleep Token’s Mushroomhead masks offers up possibly the worst defense of plagiarism we’ve ever seen. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Walking Corpse – The Wheel This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: It’s a very special holiday edition as we give each other very nice presents. Hear the joy in our voices as we open up strange UPS boxes to be delighted with bizarre junk foods and exotic ephemera. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. We’re also talking about THE SHREDDERZ latest single, a Christmas song, that now has a grand total of 37 views. Someone is getting fired! We’re also talking about the Van Canto guy’s stupid AI band, Frostbite Orckings, and their hamfisted attempts to boost social media engagement. Pathetic! File under: WE CALLED IT – Dillinger Escape Plan are back! And we take a look at the leaked customer files from Midgard – a Swedish NSBM distro that done fucked up protecting their buyer’s data! Whoops! It’s a good one. REMINDER: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ORDER A TOVH SHIRT Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Kankar – Morgensonne II This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

The hosts analyze the 20 most popular metal songs of 2023, expressing disappointment with bands like Foo Fighters and Staind. They discuss their lack of interest in the current state of popular music, criticize music videos for lack of originality, and express confusion about Tom Morello's involvement in a popular song. They explore the layers behind Bad Omens' album '72 Seasons' and discuss a vintage nu-metal track by Lincoln Park. The hosts wrap up by announcing their holiday show and future episodes.

We’re winding down the year on Toilet Radio. This week we’re playing you our favorite jammy jams of the fiscal year ending 2k23. That’s right, we’re talking about music that we actually like. Quelle horreur. To make up for this error in judgement, next week we’re playing you the top 20 most streamed “rock” and/or “metal” songs of the year as decided by the unwashed public. This week we’re also talking about the unexpected Power Trip reunion that happened at a Fugitive show in Austin and holiday horror stories in the ER. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Wazzarra – Visiûn Dead Heat – Eyes of the Real  Vintersea – Unveiling Light Crossed Hearts – Ruminating  Industrial Puke – Hell is in Hello  Agriculture – Look, Pt. 1 This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We explore some of the most excruciating “metal” covers of Christmas songs we could find. We’ve got AI Ozzy screaming about snowmen, Tarja (ex-Nightwish) doing some evil Disney princess shit with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, a ton of extremely crappy All I Want for Christmas is You covers thanks to Ripper Owens and the idiot from Slaughter to Prevail, plus much, much more. You are guaranteed to experience pain with this week’s show. Want more? Part two of this diabolical two-part series is live over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. You masochist. Music featured on this ‘sode: A ton of awful songs  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We receive some terribly sad news about our friend Justin Davisson aka Jushin Thunder Lager aka Tree of Whoa aka Chapel of Ghoulies. You may remember him from some contribution pieces, his presence in the comments, or the two episodes of Toilet Radio I recorded with him. He was always a positive, sweet presence around here. We’re going to miss you, friend. Other, less important things on the show: More ER stories, AOTY talk, we look at a very silly hard rock(?) festival in the UK, Sal Abruscato manages to wield his inarticulate Italian noises into an EXTENDED meltdown about Jose Mangin, Type O Negative, and the world at large. Also we talk about Kid Rock’s stupid fake story about confronting the CEO of Anheuser-Busch at a UFC fight, and more Sharon bashing. Music featured on this ‘sode: Nasty Savage – Inferno This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about Damien Rugna’s latest film, When Evil Lurks. Oh, and Municipal Waste, as a concept, is old enough to drink which is fucked up. But mostly we’re talking about Sharon Osbourne’s terrible, racist disco song from the 70s, fleecing Ozzfest participants with pay-to-play schemes, and the bizarre contention that skimming a little cream off the top isn’t “enough to retire from”. This plays into Kerry King refusing to settle down, Slipknot’s decision to fire Jay Weinberg because they’re not, “making Taylor Swift money”, or GWAR’s guitarist leaving because there’s money coming in but it’s not going to the players. As always, let’s get extremely cynical. It’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: dread risks – Extinction Form This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week: We’re talking about the Creed Renaissance, the latest Bandcamp news, and a discussion about creating ways to be more intentional about jamming out. But mostly what we’re talking about is another bullshit AI metal “band”. This time it’s Frostbite Orckings, one of many disposable metal sounds soon to be regurgitated by the Metalverse (ugh). This time, we dive into the cretins behind this shameful display and we didn’t much care for what we found. How did a member of Van Canto, that wretched a capella gimmick band, get involved in all of this and what is their endgame? We explore this, and much more, on this week’s episode of Toilet Radio. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Rouge Limb – Sirenhead  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.