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This week on Toilet Radio: The Blood Brothers are back and I couldn’t be more stoked / We take a look at the complete lineup for what is *reported* to be the final Furnace Fest and pick it up pick it up pick it up for Christ / Marilyn Manson is trying for a comeback with the help of Nuclear Blast. We discuss why it’s a doomed plan and why fandom culture is so uniquely awful. / Tommy Vext is probably going to kill someone soon. / Apocalyptica and James Hetfield joined together to do Shatner’s spoken word Rocketman / Alex Terrible jerks off dogs, gets nothing. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: In For the Kill – Shutdown This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: It’s festival season! We’re looking at the big U.S. tours throughout the Midwest to the South and exploring the small-text bands are starting to creep up across these lineups. We all know the crowd is there to see your Disturbeds, your Panteras, and your what-have-yous. But what about the little guys? We take a listen to 18 bands from these lineups to see what hot new acts will be the headliners of tomorrow. Legitimately, I think one or two of these have what it takes to make it in the music business to the collective chagrin of the music-enjoying public. Come and join us for these trips through the Rockvilles, Rocklahomas, Blue Ridge Rock Fests, etc. etc. etc. of the year. It’s a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: Lots and lots of abysmal tunes This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We got an offer to go out and attend a festival in Ukraine featuring White Ward. Nice! The festival is a fundraiser for Azov Battalion. Not so nice! / Summer Slaughter is BACK and the worst it has ever been! We investigate this, and more of Ash from Sumerian’s impotent rage RE: vaccines. It is 2024! / Guitar Center has a band new Blues CEO with a bold plan to get a shit ton of wage workers laid off. / We talk about an awful story about a woman getting severe spinal trauma at a show and discuss youth-focused risk and, in the cases of some bands, outright sociopathy in heavy music. Want more Fantasy Labelball? We’ve been playing this game with all of your favorite record labels. Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: Hyperdontia – Death’s Embrace This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Is this a bad idea? We’re playing Fantasy Labelball, the game of hostile takeovers and vicious capitalism, with everyone’s favorite Internet Metal Nerd label: 20 Buck Spin. We’ve kicked in the front door at 20BS HQ and we’re subjecting every band on the roster with our cruel trials to determine who stays, who goes, and who gets a funky new gimmick to goose sales. On this part 1 of a 2 part series we make it all the way from A to M alphabetically on the roster. Part 2 is going up on the Patreon soon. And remember: it’s just a game so you’re not allowed to get mad at us. Want more Fantasy Labelball? We’ve been playing this game with all of your favorite record labels. Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Atræ Bilis – Salted in Stygia  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about amateur hour bar patrons, fake IDs, and a forgotten 1988 home VHS release from BMG: How To Break Into Heavy Metal (Without Getting Screwed). Join us as we hear from Anthrax, White Lion, Doro, Grim Reaper, Lizzie Borden, Helloween, LA Guns, Flotsam and Jetsam, and a whole bunch of industry guys about the business of heavy metal. There’s so much to offer here, including some surprisingly good advice, hilarious stories about dropping out of school, and hella regional accents that don’t exist anymore. Folks, it’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Wailing Banshee – Hit the Ground This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: The Norwegian tourist trap that used to be known as Helvete burned down lol / Blake Judd vs Jef Whitehead: FIGHT / Australian NSBM band Drowning the Light wrote a few dozen paragraphs on Facebook about the unimpeachable apolitical nature of sweet lady black metal so you know we gotta do a dramatic reading / Trapt bravely takes on virtue signaling, virtue signaling wins / A venture capitalist gives us a step-by-step guide to exactly how much Liquid Death fucking sucks. It’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Anthropophagous – Anthropophagous This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re honing in on a style of 90’s-esque rock n’ roll that we’ve termed Nü Alternative. Though loosely categorized themselves as “grunge”, “shoegaze”, “post-hardcore” and a variety of other subgenres, we propose that all of these bands could fall under our umbrella of turn-of-the-century-big-ass-riff-ass-rock. We’re talking about left-of-the-dial, unapologetically guitar-based rock with roots stuck deep in the pre-internet days. Join us for a celebration of righteous jams. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Fleshwater – The Razor’s Apple SPICE – ALL MY BEST SHIT  Entropy – Deathspell  Greet Death – Panic Song ASkySoBlack – Waiting for a Hearse  Narrow Head – Sunday  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Solar eclipse! Meyers Briggs! A Gen-X listener sends us an email about the heavy metal discovery habits of the youths! DJ Ashba, a 51-year old Las Vegas street magician, tried to threaten us with legal action via email! Chris Barnes quit smoking weed! Billy Corgan and Fred Durst are teaming up with Bill Maher to make awful podcasts! Liquid Death is back and stinking up the news with more venture-backed marketing designed to hijack the cultural output of actual artists! Finally, some Swedish guy figured out how to manipulate Spotify’s Chill Beats to Beat Off To playlists to make some fat stacks of cash as hundreds of fake pseudonyms! Folks, it is an episode. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Hemorrhoid– Exogenous Intestinal Blockage This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Tommy Vext is teaming up with the guy that got fired from Thy Art is Murder on a ChatGPT-penned track that absolutely honks. We explore. Joe found a Billboard top modern rock tracks chart from 2002 that sent him into a downward spiral. We spend a good portion of the show talking about music in the Before Internet times, the tyranny of radio, and uncomfortable childhood memories. Finally, we read a very good email we got from a Zoomer metalhead who enlightens us on the new frontiers of metal discovery. We discuss this, and the future, of heavy metal in a post-tiktok world. This one is a little different but I think it’s a good one? Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Selbst – Chant of Self Confrontation This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Making fun of teenage hardcore kids, people going feral at the Municipal Waste tour, Evil Dead (?) are back (?) and they’re still upset about masks (?), Aaron Lewis dazzles with exquisite wordplay, let’s all enjoy fine vintage wines from the Mustaine family estate, and Blue Ridge Rock Fest rides again (this is a threat). Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  I Am The Intimidator – I Am Here… Now This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.