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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Vinnie Vincent will sell you his new album for the paltry sum of *Dr Evil voice* TWO MILLION DOLLARS. Michale Graves has completed he scoundrel’s journey and signed to a Christian music label. He is excited to share his testimony with you lol.
Dogma is back aaaaand they’re forced to cancel their US tour due to visa issues. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving business model. Finally, CY Fest is CANCELLED for pretty good reasons. Let’s go through the lineup of hardcore and powerviolence and stuff. Music featured on this episode: Mysidia – The Augur’s Blessing This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re unlocking a very good, previously Patreon EXCLUSIVE episode. BY POPULAR DEMAND: We watched “Addicted to Porn: Chasing the Cardboard Butterfly”, a 2017 anti-porn documentary narrated by Metallica’s James Hetfield. This documentary is available in multiple rips for free on YouTube or you could pay four dollars to rent it. Don’t do that. Regardless of your stance RE: pornography, what you get here is a pretty sad attempt by evangelicals pretending they’re not evangelicals to present vaguely scientific arguments that porn is some kind of unique brain-destroying chemical. There’s also a pretty horrific segment where a lady just ruins the shit out of her ex-husband’s life. Idk man. It sucks. We talk about this, The Substance, and The James Hetfield on this one. And remember: you asked for this one. Music featured on this episode: Black Magnet – Damage Device This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Collaborations: sometimes they’re good! Who doesn’t get excited when two groups at the heights of their creative powers join together to make some new sounds? But for every Bring the Noise, you’ve got a dozen All in the Families. On this episode we examine several unrealized collaborations and ask, “Would this possibly, in a million years, have been good”? We’re talking about Ozzy X Van Halen, James Hetfield X Jerry Cantrell, Danzig X Jerry Cantrell, Nothingface X Mudvayne, Slayer X Suicidal Tendencies, Tapeworm (NIN and a million others), and the unrealized Dio/Halford/Dickinson project. Join as we dissect the pieces, discuss the context, and ask, “What if?” Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this episode: Sylvia Rose – End of Bliss This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Do you feel the power thrumming, my fellow woodland sprites? The time has come to address the secret elephant in the room: Nekrogoblikon has a new release on the horizon, and we’ve recruited guest contributor Flying Warg (Katarzyna) to investigate. Flip the page on this tome of tumultuous tomfoolery if you dare, and also, have you heard of the mind goblin? The Boiling Sea releases April 17 through Bandcamp.  

This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan talk about the Kafka-esque nightmare of modern life. Also, Michale Graves, not content with getting his shows cancelled in DFW strip malls, is now having his shows cancelled in the UK. William Shatner, at 94 years old, is threatening to release a metal album. Dire stuff. But fortunately, Gen X Correspondent Ian talks with Testament’s Chuck Billy about the band’s upcoming Thrash of the Titans tour, playing with Judas Priest in 1990 when Dave Mustaine tried to quash their pyrotechnic displays, handling vocal effects in a live setting, working with Johnny Z at Megaforce, writing ballads, and dreams of becoming an architect. FOLKS, it’s a good one. Music featured on this episode: Testament – Infanticide A.I. This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Joe tells more horrifying ER stories. BUT ALSO, Death Ray Vision announced they’re firing a band member for being a part of Patriot Front. The whole story is wild and leads us to ask, “why join a violent right wing hate militia when you could just join ICE?” ALSO, Vicious Rumors have kicked out their drummer of 40 years for posting bad right-wing memes! Drummer responds, “Why can’t we all just get along, preferably at a show at which I am being paid to perform?” ALSO, the bassist from CKY quits after just six months citing a toxic environment. CKY responds by stating, “I’ll show you a toxic environment!”. AND FINALLY, a fun little story about Phil Fasciana and a Chinese guitar manufacturer. Folks, it’s a silly one. Music featured on this episode: Pineland Moor – Resistance This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

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Kid Rock had a big week. Rock the Country, his patriots-only festival for flyover states, was forced to cancel some dates at the last minute. But thankfully he got to headline TPUSA’s absurd “alternative super bowl halftime show” which, I’m told, went swimmingly. Brady Ebert got kicked out of his new band after trying to start beef with Turnstile. Lamb of God decided that now, of all times, is the time to get rid of the papyrus logo. Behemoth and Slaughter to Prevail got their shows cancelled in Turkey lol. President is angry that you all keep calling them “industry plants” that “completely rip off Sleep Token”. Finally, Furnace Fest has been sold due to wild ass financial mismanagement. Let’s explore. Music featured on this ‘sode: Trucido – Retaliatory Justice This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Teenage Joe gets to fulfill a dream. We talk with New Bedford, MA melodic hardcore legends A Wilhelm Scream. Guitarist/vocalist Trevor Reilly and Ben Murray join for an hour-long interview about all things punk and metal. We talk about the dearly departed Trevor Strnad and his connection that took Ben from Light This City to A Wilhelm Scream twenty years later. The duo discusses some of their favorite guitar bands like Dinosaur Jr and In Flames and the pain that is having to practice guitar. Other topics include the evolution of the music industry since the 90s, touring small towns in the middle of winter “with dogs with boners just wandering around”, developing a villain character to write music, and building a healthy distrust of fans. We talk about Cheap Heat, the band’s upcoming record that absolutely rips, and get in depth about what it takes to survive and grow as a band for so many decades. I don’t say it lightly: folks……. this is a good one. The band is gearing up for a West Coast tour starting next week. Check out the dates here. And because I gushed about it on the show, please do yourself a favor and listen to The Horse at your earliest convenience. Music featured on this ‘sode: A Wilhelm Scream – Let it Ride (out February 27th) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We got BEEF. A former member of Turnstile is BEEFING with the band over recent anti-ICE statements. Members of Reflections have so much BEEF with the vocalist over his pro-ICE views that they quit the whole damn band. The former vocalist of HeavyHeavyLowLow has BEEF with the guitarist over selling dusty old t-shirts! One of these things is not like the other! Also, Sharon is threatening the return of Ozzfest and we speculate what it would look like and how a Sharon vs Ash feud would go. Finally, some Swedish politicians think Slaughter to Prevail is a malign influence and they may have a point. Folks, it’s an episode. Music featured on this ‘sode: Warsenal – Feeding the Wildfire This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talkin’ ’bout Dave Mustaine’s last ride with Megadeth and his cover of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning that sounds just about exactly how you would expect it to sound. Age comes for us all. ALSO: Bandcamp is banning* AI-generated music from the platform. We talk about what that means and what it looks like in practice, with a bonus of a few whiners complaining about it. Finally, Dogma is back. Already. And they’ve unfortunately announced a US tour that is, frankly, one of the creepiest things I’ve ever read. Folks… it’s a show. Music featured on this ‘sode: Vreid – Kraken This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.