Wizard of Ads Monday Morning Memo

Magenta.What color is that?It isn’t violet and it isn’t purple.And why isn’t it in the rainbow?Doesn’t the rainbow contain the whole color spectrum?The short answer is that magenta doesn’t actually exist. (Well, none of the colors actually exist, but we’ll get to that in a little bit. Magenta doesn’t exist in an additional way. Now that’s real commitment to not existing.)Your eyes contain three kinds of cone cells whose job is to detect certain wavelengths of light. One of these sees only blue. Another sees only green. The third sees only red. There are no cone cells to see yellow, purple, orange or any of the other colors.AMix any two colors on the spectrum and you get the color in between. (Keep in mind that we’re mixing light waves, not paints, inks or dyes.)Mix green light and blue light and you get cyan, the color in between.Mix red light and green light and you get yellow. Again, the color in between. Here’s what’s happening: the wavelength of yellow light is close to green and it’s also close to red, so both your “green” and your “red” cones send a partial signal to your wonderful, amazing brain. It somehow realizes these lightwaves are in between the wavelengths of red and green and BINGO! You see yellow.Now take a look at the extreme ends of the spectrum where the shortest wavelengths are blue and the longest are red. If your blue cones are sending a partial signal and your red cones are sending a partial signal, this should mean you’re seeing the color in between blue and red, right? But green is between blue and red! And the eye has dedicated cones for seeing green!What your brain “sees” in this instance is magenta, a completely imaginary color. If your brain had a name for magenta, it would probably be “the absence of green.”Color is a language, a mystery beyond words.Mystery. There’s an interesting word for you. The ancient Greeks had two different words for mystery. Kruptos (kroop-tos’) was a regular mystery, a secret that could be uncovered. But musterion (moos-tay’-ree-on) was a deep mystery, a secret of kings, a secret into which one had to be initiated.Science can reveal kruptos, but musterion lies beyond its boundaries.That statement chafes a little doesn’t it? We of the 21st century prefer to believe that what we have seen, heard, tasted, touched or smelled is “real,” and what cannot be detected through our senses is imaginary.That’s really funny. Because most of what our senses detect is – by definition – imaginary. It exists only in our minds.I’m not being metaphysical. I’m speaking factually of objective reality.Dr. Jorge Martins de Oliveira, a neurologist, says,Our perception does not identify the outside world as it really is, but the way that we are allowed to recognize it, as a consequence of transformations performed by our senses.We experience electromagnetic waves, not as waves, but as images and colors.We experience vibrating objects, not as vibrations, but as sounds.We experience chemical compounds dissolved in air or water, not as chemicals, but as specific smells and tastes.Colors, sounds, smells and tastes are products of our minds, built from sensory experiences. They do not exist, as such, outside our brain. Actually, the universe is colorless, odorless, insipid and silent.”Vibrations are real but sound is imaginary. It exists only in our mind.Electromagnetic waves are real but color is imaginary.Chemicals are real but smells and tastes are imaginary.Wrap your head around that and you will escape the Matrix.Welcome to the real world, Neo.You have now been initiated into the musterion.Roy H. Williams

“I could’ve bought that building 5 years ago for $70,000. It’s worth half a million now.”“I could’ve been his partner in that business. He’s worth a fortune now.”“I could’ve…”This went on all day.My host believed I would be impressed that he was “connected” and “in the know,” but the only thing I was hearing was his sad admission, “I don’t know when to pounce.”He had no sense of Kairos (KYE-ross.) All this happened 20 years ago. (Chronos)Kairos and Chronos are ancient Greek words for two different kinds of time.Chronos is sequential, linear time. The time of stopwatches, clocks and calendars. The time of step-by-step thinking and planning. The time of Newtonian physics.Kairos is the fullness of time, the perfect moment for action. That action might be a kiss, a word of encouragement, a leap of faith or the perfect storm. Kairos is when it all comes together. Kairos is the witching hour. It demands poise and intuition and responsiveness.Chronos is quantitative, a sequence of moments, step-by-step.Kairos is qualitative, the appointed time, “now or never.”If you see Kairos in hindsight, you’re qualified to write blog posts, news stories, diary entries and history books. But if you want to break away from the pack and be successful, you must not only witness Kairos, but grab hold of it with both hands and feet and ride it to where it will take you.Knowing how to pounce is a mechanical action that is easily learned. Knowing when to pounce requires that you be attuned to Kairos, the moment of opportunity.If making a fortune was a step-by-step process, we’d all be rich. But it takes more than Chronos to rise above your circumstances. Success requires a sense of Kairos, knowing when to pounce.And then it takes the courage.Go get’em, tiger.Roy H. Williams

Psychologist Carl Jung saw life as a journey on water.Above the waterline is the conscious mind, this place of sunshine and scenery that you and I call home.Below the waterline is the unconscious, a wet and moonlit world of symbols and meanings and metaphors on which we float like shadows along the upper edge of time, observing myriad mysteries in wordless wonder.Consciousness is a raft that floats on the depths of the unconscious like Huckleberry Finn on the Mississippi.Consciousness creates logic to justify what your unconscious has already decided.Voices whisper to you from the deep.Sometimes the voice is the beagle of Intuition, urging you with wiggles and whimpers to follow and see what you should see.Other times the voices are Pain and Regret, reminding you not to do what you did before. Voices of Past Experience urge you to speed up or slow down or turn around.And the soft voice of Good encourages you to make a difference.If you live entirely in the moment and never hear these voices, I fear you are living an unexamined life.I’m not saying that you should always do what they whisper! Sometimes the voice will be Superstition, that halfwit twin of Intuition. And the hissing voice of Prejudice ssslithers like a snake and must be ssstrongly resisted when it ssspeaks.The unconscious speaks to the conscious mind as a court jester to a medieval king, saying what would not be acceptable were it to be said unveiled and openly.The medieval jester was never a fool, but a trusted counselor who spoke uncomfortable things as though he were joking or telling a story.In other words, his messages were encoded.Likewise, the whispers of the unconscious are heard indirectly, through songs and movies and paintings and plays and sculptures and works of fiction.Writers call it subtext. Readers call it “reading between the lines.”Art speaks to the unconscious mind. Every work of art is a message sent to us from the heart of its creator.Deep calls unto deep in the roar of your waterfalls; all your waves and breakers have swept over me.” – Psalm 42, verse 7Splashing around in the water of the unconscious is refreshing. You can float on the rhythms and notes and incongruencies of music, dive into the shapes and colors of architecture and interior design, feel the coolness of the shadows and meanings of symbols in photographs and portals and glamours, or experience the moods of postures and contours and positions in artistic sculpture… or dance. For what is ballet if not sculpture in motion?Wizard Academy exists only to help you get where you’re trying to go. We are a school for the imaginative, the courageous and the ambitious.Humans tell stories. In business we tell stories to make the sale. In politics we tell stories to get elected. In private we tell stories to connect with others.In every visit to Wizard Academy, you become a better teller of your story.Some stories are told in the language of mathematics. Other stories are told in the 43 phonemes that are the constituent components of the words we speak. (Did you know the 26 letters in our English alphabet can be combined to make only 43 meaningful sounds and the written word has no meaning until it has been translated into the spoken word it represents?)Mathematics and phonemes are 2 of the 12 Languages of the Mind.The other 10 languages help us to interpret nature and the arts.This year’s Academy Reunion on October 3rd will be a celebration of the arts, overflowing with examples and discussions and revelations of hidden things made plain.You should come.Roy H. Williams

If your sales lead is one hour old, you’re about to make a cold call.In other words, you don’t really have a sales lead anymore. In fact, if that sales lead was generated online, your contact rate declines by 99 percent – meaning that you’ll reach just one in one hundred at the end of 30 minutes – when compared to responding within 5 minutes.*One of the unintended consequences of the Internet is that it has trained us to expect instant details when we send the click that signals our interest. If we don’t get answers immediately, we move on to something else.Are you expecting your customers to be more patient than you are?You’ve been online for an hour and seen more than 150 page views. What are the odds that you remember what you saw on page 9? Chances are, you made your decision by the time you got to page view 21. Not only is page 9 ancient history, you’ve contemplated and resolved 7 unrelated topics of interest since then.The web isn’t just changing how products and services are transacted; online connectivity is changing the customer’s attention span and decision horizon, even in categories where the purchase will NOT be made online.According to Forrester Research, current trends indicate that Americans will spend 370 billion retail dollars online in 2017. That sounds like a lot until you realize that Americans are expected to spend $3.6 trillion on retail purchases that year.“Oh, well,” you say, “10.3 percent of retail sales isn’t really a game-changer.”But wait, we’re not done.Forrester also tells us that an additional 60% of total retail sales will involve the Internet in 2017.The categories that will be most influenced by Internet research…will be grocery, apparel and accessories, home improvement and consumer electronics, in particular through mobile activity like reading customer reviews while in the aisle.”60 percent plus 10.3 percent equals 70.3 percent of total retail sales. Do I have your attention now?Forrester goes on to say,The categories that have the lowest online sales are also the ones that see the greatest levels of online research. In general, consumers in virtually all categories touch the web during some part of their purchase journey, but web sales (i.e., dollars spent online) tend to be strongest in categories where consumers don’t need to touch the products or have them immediately.”The lower your percentage of sales online, the more important it is that you give your customers online answers to their questions.I really hope you’re not saying to yourself, “Well, I’m just going to use my advertising to get prospective customers to indicate their interest, but I’m not going to answer their questions until we’re face-to-face.” Because if that’s your plan…It would be rude for me to finish that sentence.Your customer’s decision window is shrinking. If you’re in a business category that transacts little to none of its business online, it’s imperative that your website correctly anticipates and answers your customer’s unspoken questions. Don’t blather on about the things you wish they cared about – even if those are the things the customer really ought to care about – until you’ve first answered the question that’s on their mind.You must use words in your mass media advertising and in your online copy that target your customer’s felt need.Notice I did NOT say, “words that target their age group” or “target their income bracket,” or “target their educational attainment.”When you speak to your customer’s felt need, you’re answering their question, scratching their itch, giving them confidence, making the sale.Sadly, the most distorted view of any business is the perspective of the expert, the insider. When you’re on the inside, looking out, you see things very differently than the customer on the outside, looking in.Surround yourself with brilliant minds who care about you, but who are not trapped inside your perspective. Resist the temptation to defend your old ways of thinking by saying to these friends, “But you don’t understand.”Chances are, they understand perfectly.Chances are, they’re giving you fabulous advice.Roy H. Williams

You can choose a dragonor you can wait until a dragon chooses you,but every happy person fights one.Our dragons give us purpose.Our dragons give us adventure.The problem with adventure is that we seldom realize how much fun we’re having until it’s over.When you’re having an adventure, you wish you were safe at home. But when you’re safe at home you wish you were having an adventure.Challenge and reward and danger – the possibility of a negative outcome – these are the essential elements of adventure.The idle rich are bored because pleasure is no substitute for adventure.St. George must forever kill the dragon and the dragon must forever be killed, because if the dragon were ever finally killed, there would be nothing left but a lonely man looking for something to do.”– John Steinbeck (1961)Can you name your dragon, the one you are trying to slay? If you can’t, let me tell you how to find him. Look in the darkness toward your personal north star – your impossible dream – and take a series of steps in that direction.Keep walking. Keep your eye on that star. Your dragon will soon appear.Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”– G.K. Chesterton (1909)Video games and movies and fiction books are surrogate adventures.Television shows – including the news – are surrogate adventures.Extramarital affairs are surrogate adventures.Gambling – including the stock market – is a surrogate adventure.Living for real is an actual adventure.Living for real means choosing to make a difference.Choosing to do a kindness for a stranger.Choosing to encourage a friend.Choosing to right a wrong.Choosing to apologize.Run unafraidtoward the dragonthat can never be slain.Carpe diem.Roy H. WilliamsPS – In addition to the dragon you already face, I’m going to introduce you to a HUGE new dragon in next week’s MMMemo and it’s a business dragon, not a personal one. Then two weeks from now I’ll give you the final installment in the Living for Real series. The title is, What Does Your Ocean Whisper? – RHW

Dean Rotbart once told me that a person can do well without doing good. It took me a beat to grasp his meaning, but then it hit me and I’ve never forgotten it.“Doing well” is financial. It’s about you.“Doing good” is personal. It’s about others.And the difference you’ve made in their lives.Mia Erichson says success and significance are like that, too.Success is about you. It’s about the things you’ve achieved, the honors you’ve won and the money you’ve made.Significance is about others.And the difference you’ve made in their lives.Princess Pennie shoots an arrow into the heart of the matter when she names the three things we all want to make: “Everyone wants to make money, a name, and a difference,” she says. “But what separates us is the one we want a little more than the other two.”When you make money, you achieve wealth.When you make a name, you achieve fame.When you make a difference, you achieve change.Someone asked me the other day what I thought of a certain rich man who decided he ought to be President of the United States. I said, “He’s done well for himself and is successful. But he seems to be living an unexamined life.”I’m not really talking about rich men and politics.I’m talking about you.I’m talking about me.Are we living unexamined lives?Yes, it’s possible to be both successful and significant.But if I could choose to be only one of these, which would it be?Would I bring wealth to myself? Would I choose to make a life of ease and pleasure?Or would I bring change to the world? Would I choose to make a difference?No, I’m hiding from the real question.The question isn’t, “What would I choose?”The question is, “What have I chosen?”Roy H. Williams

“Bonding” is falling in love with a company, a product, a spokesperson, an outlook, a belief system. This bond of love inevitably manifests itself in a tangible way. And then again. And again.A bonding ad is about the customer.A direct response ad is about the offer.Direct response ads trigger immediate action.Bonding ads do not.The results of a direct response ad can be measured immediately. The public either buys what you’re selling or they don’t. This is how you know whether or not the ad is working. But that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to build your company on direct response.Bonding ads build customer loyalty.Direct response ads do not.Hi Roy,I have a client who started his radio campaign a few months ago running a low frequency schedule. He is already starting to see the success of his campaign both through website visits and actual inquiries from potential clients. In the beginning his creative was written by us and read by him. He sells life insurance. My client is now concerned with measuring the effectiveness of each ad. He is trying to determine which ads are generating the most website hits and inquiries. He has stated:“With any direct response ad the trick is to determine wording based on the effectiveness of the ad. If the testimonials are driving the most hits, we should be pushing those. I want every campaign I do to be measurable. Without being able to measure each ad’s effectiveness we are just shooting in the dark. If I look at my website hits for instance, I can see that yesterday I only had 7 hits but on July 8th I had 39. What ad played on July 8th to garner such a response?”Any advice on how to explain why his radio campaign is effective without needing to measure each individual ad for its effectiveness?”JonJon, the success of a direct response ad is determined by the attractiveness of the offer made to the customer. What offer can this life insurance salesman make? Keep in mind that the offer must be compelling enough to get a person to take immediate action.This insurance agent’s best hope would be to use radio as a promotional vehicle for content marketing. What insights, solutions or valuable information might he publish on his website and talk about in his radio ads that would cause listeners to immediately visit his website to read it? Without this kind of “content” as bait, his direct response campaign on radio is likely doomed.Business people are attracted to direct response ads because they want their advertising to function like a gumball machine. “You put in your money and you crank the handle and out come the results.”In theory, direct response marketing is tidy and scalable and predictable. “Put in a penny and you get one gumball. A nickel gets you five gumballs. Give it a dime and ten gumballs emerge. A quarter? You guessed it: twenty-five gumballs.”The problem is that this gumball machine called “advertising” never functions quite like it should. Sometimes you crank the handle and get a huge gumball. Sometimes you get a tiny one. Sometimes you get nothing at all.Even when you’ve found an offer that generates predictable, scalable results – such as the response to that “content marketing” offer we described earlier – you’ll find these results will erode over time. The longer you keep pumping coins into that gumball machine, the less well the machine will work. The gumballs will keep getting smaller and smaller until you finally go broke.No direct-response ad campaign has ever worked long-term.Each offer has to be new, surprising and different. And then you must say, “But wait. There’s more! Order now and we’ll include at no extra charge…” This is called benefit stacking.Remember Columbia House? They did $1.4 billion in 1996 as a result of direct response marketing. Nineteen years later, Columbia House filed bankruptcy. Their 1.4 billion fell to just 17 million in total sales. In other words, the size of the gumball coming out of their “predictable, scalable direct response machine” used to be 8,200 percent bigger.You could argue that what killed them was the emergence of the internet, but your argument won’t hold water. If Columbia House had built their business around the customer instead of around the offer, they would have become iTunes.Google just told me iTunes is trending to do $5.03 billion this quarter; more than $20 billion this year.Apple built iTunes through bonding, not direct response.The reason gumball people don’t like to invest in bonding ads is because it’s like flying on a commercial jet. You hear a roaring noise as the plane begins to rattle and shake and unsustainable amounts of fuel are consumed and OH-MY-GOD we’re approaching the end of the runway! The client shouts, “This sucks. I don’t like it. Shut this thing down and get me out of here.”I weep at the number of advertising flights I see aborted. All that money invested and the twitchy little bastards never even left the airport.If you can find the courage – and fuel – to embrace a long-term bonding campaign, sooner or later you’ll experience a moment called “liftoff” when everything suddenly gets smooth and quiet and the nosecone of the plane tilts sharply upward.You’re pushed back into your seat as you climb.Wow. You can see forever from up here.Goodbye Columbia House.Roy H. Williams

Branding – bonding with a hero or a company or other imaginary character – is merely an entangling of identity hooks.We connect because we are alike.But where do we gather these identity hooks on which hang our self-definitions?“The music we listen to may not define who we are. But it’s a damn good start.”― Jodi Picoult, Sing You HomeOur books and movies define us.“What makes a library a reflection of its owner is not merely the choice of the titles themselves, but the mesh of associations implied in the choice… A keen observer might be able to tell who I am from a tattered copy of the poems of Blas de Otero, the number of volumes by Robert Louis Stevenson, the large section devoted to detective stories, the miniscule section devoted to literary theory, the fact that there is much Plato and very little Aristotle on my shelves. Every library is autobiographical.”– Alberto Manguel, The Library at Night, p. 194“I’m not really sure which parts of myself are real and which parts are things I’ve gotten from books.”― Beatrice Sparks, Go Ask AliceOur imaginations define us.“Perhaps it’s impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.”― Orson Scott Card, Ender’s Game“When you become the image of your own imagination, it’s the most powerful thing you could ever do.”― RuPaulOur relationships define us.“Relationships take up energy; letting go of them, psychiatrists theorize, entails mental work. When you lose someone you were close to, you have to reassess your picture of the world and your place in it. The more your identity was wrapped up with the deceased, the more difficult the loss.”― Meghan O’Rourke“People leave imprints on our lives, shaping who we become in much the same way that a symbol is pressed into the page of a book to tell you who it comes from. Dogs, however, leave paw prints on our lives and our souls, which are as unique as fingerprints in every way.”― Ashly LorenzanaOur beliefs about God define us.“Define yourself radically as one beloved by God. This is the true self. Every other identity is illusion.”― Brennan Manning, Abba’s Child: The Cry of the Heart for Intimate BelongingOur weaknesses define us.“Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.”― G.K. ChestertonOur choices define us.“Identity was partly heritage, partly upbringing, but mostly the choices you make in life.”― Patricia Briggs, Cry Wolf“We are not defined by the family into which we are born, but the one we choose and create. We are not born, we become.”― Tori Spelling“We are what we love. We are the things, the people, the ideas we spend our days with. They center us, they drive us, they define us to our very core.”― Daisy Whitney, The RivalsBut what does this mean to a business?“Branding is not merely about differentiating products; it is about striking emotional chords with consumers. It is about cultivating identity, attachment, and trust to inspire customer loyalty. Chinese brands score low on attributes such as ‘sophisticated,’ ‘desirable,’ ‘innovative,’ ‘friendly,’ and ‘trustworthy.'”– Professor Nirmalya Kumar, London Business School“The firmest friendship is based on an identity of likes and dislikes.”– Gaius Sallustius Crispus, 35 BCQuirks and preferences, foibles and flaws, these are the essence of branding. They are the feathers and robes of a tribe.Your mainstream virtues do not define you.Definitions like “Honest” “Family-oriented” “Success-driven” and “Caring” blur you into the watery crowd, for which of us doesn’t embrace these things?If you will stand on a surfboard and ride the waves, you must confess your uncommon characteristics.“Bookworm”“Poker Player”“Ballroom Dancer”“Bow-Hunter”“Lover of Marching Bands”“Fantasy Football Freak”“Singer of Broadway Show Tunes”“History Nerd”“Shade-tree Mechanic”“Aspiring Magician”“Rescuer of Insects”“Would-be Inventor.”Your guilty pleasures are what people remember best about you. They add depth and dimension to your image. They are the identity hooks that entangle others.They are the feathers of your tribe.Wear them with pride.Roy H. Williams

I got some great news last week. A friend who read my Musings of an Old Ad Writer said to me, “You’re not old, you’re middle aged.”Woo-hoo! If he’s right, I’m going to live to be 114.During the years that I was, in fact, middle aged, I was too busy to have a midlife crisis.So I decided to have one now.A midlife crisis, as I understand it, is a ridiculous and ill-advised grab at the fleeting shadow of one’s former years. So I chose to reclaim my lost youth by wearing a distinctive brand of canvas shoes that defined me when I was a kid. Zappos was happy to send 5 pairs of this wildly inappropriate footwear and I began wearing them everywhere I went.No one seemed to notice. Then I learned that my “new look” is the standard uniform of silicon valley CEOs.Crap. I can’t even conjure up a credible mid-life crisis. (I’m continuing to wear the shoes though, because they’re even more comfortable than I remembered.)The good thing about forgetting to have a midlife crisis is that you avoid a lot of pain.When I was one year old, John Steinbeck wrote a letter to his agent, Elizabeth Otis, in which he expressed regret over what his midlife crisis had cost him.I’m going to do what people call rest for a while. I don’t quite know what that means – probably reorganize. I don’t know what work is entailed, writing work, I mean, but I do know I have to slough off nearly fifteen years and go back and start again at the split path where I went wrong because it was easier. True things gradually disappeared and shiny easy things took their place.”– John Steinbeck, Dec. 30, (the day before New Year’s Eve,) 1959From Steinbeck: A Life in LettersJohn Steinbeck was neither the first nor the last to feel those feelings and think those thoughts.Humanity has long been distracted by “shiny easy things” but rarely does anyone publicly admit they made a dumb move “at the split path where I went wrong because it was easier.” Keep in mind that Steinbeck never meant for his letter to be published. He was writing only to his agent, Elizabeth Otis.Oscar Wilde wrote a similar, private letter 118 years ago. Oscar was an Irishman living in London during the years leading up to the Spanish-American War. He died 2 years before John Steinbeck was born.In his youth, Oscar was a sparkling novelist and playwright, a bon vivant and a wastrel with a dazzling wit. At the height of his fame, Oscar was imprisoned for being gay. After serving 2 years, he was released in May, 1897.Three weeks later, he wrote a letter to his friend, William Rothenstein.…I know, dear Will, you will be pleased to know that I have not come out of prison an embittered or disappointed man. On the contrary. In many ways I have gained much. I am not really ashamed of having been in prison: I often was in more shameful places: but I am really ashamed of having led a life unworthy of an artist. I don’t say that Messalina is a better companion than Sporus,* or that the one is all right and the other all wrong: I know simply that a life of definite and studied materialism, and philosophy of appetite and cynicism, and a cult of sensual and senseless ease, are bad things for an artist: they narrow the imagination, and dull the more delicate sensibilities. I was all wrong, my dear boy, in my life. I was not getting the best out of me. Now, I think with good health, and the friendship of a few good, simple nice fellows like yourself, and a quiet mode of living, with isolation for thought, and freedom from the endless hunger for pleasures that wreck the body and imprison the soul, – well, I think I may do things yet, that you all may like. Of course I have lost much, but still, my dear Will, when I reckon up all that is left to me, the sun and the sea of this beautiful world; its dawns dim with gold and its nights hung with silver; many books, and all flowers, and a few good friends; and a brain and a body to which health and power are not denied – really I am rich when I count up what I still have: and as for money, my money did me horrible harm. It wrecked me. I hope just to have enough to enable me to live simply and write well.”Oscar Wilde died in Paris in November, 1900, at the age of 45.John Steinbeck recovered from his midlife crisis and so did sparkling Oscar. Both of them returned to their work as writers with a heightened appreciation for the simple pleasure they took in the daily labor of it.To what wheel do you put your shoulder each day? On what do you labor?John Steinbeck and Oscar Wilde could have saved themselves a lot of pain if they had read the open confessions of Solomon who describes in his Ecclesiastes what may have been history’s most opulent and elaborate midlife crisis.In chapter one, Solomon says,I applied my mind to study and to explore by wisdom all that is done under the heavens.”But he finds this grand quest for knowledge to be pointless, hollow and empty. So he changes direction in the second chapter,I said to myself, ‘Come now, I will test you with pleasure to find out what is good.’”After several pages chronicling how he flung himself headlong into this and that, Solomon concludes that laughter and drunkenness and sex and accomplishment and great wealth are all equally empty:I denied myself nothing my eyes desired;    I refused my heart no pleasure.My heart took delight in all my labor,    and this was the reward for all my toil.Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done    and what I had toiled to achieve,everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind;    nothing was gained under the sun.So did Solomon ever find an answer?Interestingly, his best advice is found at the end of chapter two:A person can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in their work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God.”Solomon’s point was this: “Choose to enjoy your work. Because when you do, every day is a good day.”So enjoy the day! This day.Yes, this one.Solomon had no better advice.And neither do I.Roy H. Williams

There are words used by young advertising professionals that I try desperately to avoid. Two of the most painful phrases for me are “unique selling proposition” and “branding.”When I was young, those phrases meant the same to me as they did to everyone else. But I take comfort in the words of Muhammad Ali, “The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”Here’s what thirty years have taught me:Very few “selling propositions” are unique.If the public cares enough about a particular “selling proposition” to respond to it, your competitors will quickly adopt it. So tell me, which was the first online company to offer free shipping and how long did it remain “unique” to them?Those things that make you truly unique are rarely “selling propositions.”You can take two things from this observation. The first is that when you become overly committed to differentiating your “selling proposition” from your competitors’ “selling propositions” you’re about to make a mountain out of a molehill. You’re going to build a sales campaign around something “unique” that no one really cares about.The second thing you can take from this observation – and this is important – is that unique things about you don’t have to be “selling propositions” to be valuable.Keep that thought in mind while I tell you my problem with the word “branding.” We’ll come back to “unique things about you” in a minute.Most people think “branding” is the consistent use of a logo, a slogan, a color palette and a font to create recognizable layouts.But this isn’t really branding. It’s a style guide for labeling.Yes, your company should have a visual style guide as well as an auditory style guide that includes music and other sounds, and a linguistic style guide that includes 9 to 14 brandable chunks, distinctively memorable sentences and phrases that people associate with your company.Brandable chunks are not slogans. Slogans, for the most part, are AdSpeak.AdSpeak is anything your customer interprets as “blah, blah, blah.”One form of AdSpeak has relevance to the customer, but no credibility. In other words, your customer believes it to be hype. The second form of AdSpeak is credible, but has no relevance. Your customer believes you. They just don’t care.Have you created crackling and sizzling brandable chunks? Do they dance from your lips and make people smile? Does everyone in your company use these brandable chunks in daily conversation with current and prospective customers? Do you sprinkle these chunks randomly throughout your ads?But let me be clear: even if you have a visual style guide, an auditory style guide, and a linguistic style guide that includes brandable chunks, all of these put together still fall short of true branding.True branding is bonding.This is why those things that make you unique don’t have to be “selling propositions” to be valuable in an ad campaign. If your quirks and foibles and preferences and flaws cause people to bond with you, isn’t that enough?If I’ve had a secret as an ad writer, that’s been it.Johann Hari summarizes this essence of true branding six minutes into his amazing TED talk, Everything you think you know about addiction is wrong.Human beings have a natural and innate need to bond, and when we’re happy and healthy, we’ll bond and connect with each other, but if you can’t do that, because you’re traumatized or isolated or beaten down by life, you will bond with something that will give you some sense of relief. Now, that might be gambling, that might be pornography, that might be cocaine, that might be cannabis, but you will bond and connect with something because that’s our nature. That’s what we want as human beings.”You might wonder why an ad man would be listening to TED talks about addiction. I hope you will excuse me for sounding Machiavellian, but isn’t the goal of “people becoming addicted to your brand” exactly what we’re hoping to accomplish?True branding – bonding – happens when the identity hooks of people become intertwined. We bond through shared experiences and beliefs, hopes and fears, fascinations and flaws.People will be attracted to you when you quit being scared to be seen as you really are.I’ve been telling my clients this for years.Maybe someday I’ll get there myself.Roy H. Williams