New Rory & MAL

It feels like things are finally getting back to normal. Today starts with Eddin gifting Julian a new Lulu backpack, which will not be given to anybody to borrow. Speaking of borrowing, the La Vergne Police Department in Tennessee took team building to the extreme by personally “training” a female officer. Perhaps the police department should have started an Only Fans since they’re all out of a job. Iggy Azalea launches her Only Fans, making over $300k in the first 24 hours, thus sparking the debate of which of us should start one. Naked News was the informative Only Fans…shoutout Toronto. Mal also shares a story of when he saw Ron Jeremy in LA. Back to music, same night/same city SZA or Summer Walker? Then the guys break down the new PnD single and briefly discuss Gunna. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, the new House Party film and LeBron’s involvement + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get heated. We close out this crazy story and move on to current news beyond the pod. The guys discuss the Golden Globes and somehow go on a tangent about ‘Baby Boy’. We also discuss Jerrod Carmichael’s monologue and Eddie Murphy’s unnecessary Will Smith joke. Believe it or not Coachella is around the corner and so is the return of Frank Ocean (bring your poppers). Then we try to convince Rory and Mal to hug. We move on to an absurd list of rules for men. To no surprise Mal agrees with most of the rules. Did Julian ask the guys to brunch? Would you trust a robot to represent you in court? Speaking of law, Your Honor is coming back this Sunday. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this, Elon Musk, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2020-Me! Welcome to the (not so) Happy New Year. In this episode, everyone had a peaceful New Year’s…except Julian. Demaris went to Rory’s where he hosted. Eddin went out to the clubs and Mal was lowkey. If you’re not on Patreon (join for the full content) for this next story. Julian’s NYE date made her train from Cleveland to NYC and things eventually went off the rails. It’s worth noting, this was also the first time everyone heard this story. Julian details this long weekend which ultimately ends in “heartbreak.” We were able to get her and her friend on the phone for Patreon so subscribe for their response! While that disaster unfolded, Eddin found himself a nice cozy internship. After answering a 3am text from Funk Flex, he now has a new gig. The guys discuss all of this + more on this rollercoaster of an episode…p.s. “get well soon” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve now joined the nation of Rizzlam. Some things, such as rizz, you just can’t teach. It’s like stepping on the 2 & 4 while using your fingers on the 1 & 3. School dances were a playground for discovery. We also discovered Mal’s Guidance Counselor was a creep and Julian “nailed” his SAT. Then, the guys discuss their favorite tweets responses after Fivio Foreign gets called out for dancing with Asian Doll. “Y’all Won” still holds the title even after Drake’s latest response. Speaking of fly outs, NBA Allstar weekend is in Utah. Catch us live from the Four Seasons for pre/post game interviews with all the fly outs. Everyone needs a good sleep after a long weekend…Bill Cosby’s tour is coming in 2023 and Mal will be front row. *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* TJ Holmes' rizz led him to a divorce. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this plus whether or not they have rizz, their rizz nicknames, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to our first pod of 2023! Let’s talk about equity. Actually, nevermind. Mal continues to defend Michael Jeffery Jordan in all group chats. Even down to his warm-up music. Speaking of ongoing debates, we discuss the guilty verdict from the Tory vs. LA County. Roc Nation really brought it home. Drake vs. Kendrick…who ya got? After the esteemed hip-hop heads at the New York Times crowned Kendrick the “greatest of his generation” we decide to share why we disagree. Between Drake’s timestamp records and raw-dogging a rando we have our winner. Would you let Drake sing to you at a show? We continue the music discussion with Obama’s annual playlist. And once again, Mal and Julian are let down by the Knicks, but uplifted by the new season of ‘Emily in Paris.’ Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more on the first episode of the year.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Merry Chrithmith from the Crip Santa. Welcome to our last pod of 2022! (there will be a Patreon don’t hate us yet) Our tour has officially come to an end. We spent our final night in Boston after the show with some fans at a local pub. Shoutout to the lesbian couple that kicked it with us all night. We recap the highs/lows of the full tour and discuss an international “Pure Breed Tour” The guys discuss their best/worst Christmas gifts and Rory shares more trauma. Sadly, the Belgian waffle maker couldn’t keep the family together. Somehow we ended up discussing getting punched by Mike Tyson. Would you let him punch you? We pivot to music and discuss our top rap/r&b albums of the year and break down B Dot’s list. Naturally after music we discuss bathroom etiquette. Do you sh*t at the airport? Finally, we recap the reception from the No Jumper interview and discuss Prince/Mike tickets. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. spend time with your family and we’ll see you in the new year Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chances are you’ve been gaslighting someone this year or have been gaslit. “Gaslight” has been named the official word of the year…because of women, and Rory. We discuss the signs and how to avoid or properly execute it. Actually, turns out we’re all guilty. Gaslighting sounds like nothing compared to what happened to this girl’s best friend and her man. Rory shares a relatively similar story. Side note, would you let your girl get in bed with her male best friend? Speaking of stiffies, a fourth crypto-billionaire has been found dead. Luckily Rory and Mal still haven’t received their crypto. The second half of this episode we sat down with China Mac. He discusses his past arrests, his incredible rebrand, viral moments, and even his robbery attempt on Kanye. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our second episode in LA is met with just as much chaos as the first one. First we recap the legendary performance of Mal Backwoods and Rory Mcilroy at Calabasas Country Club. Mal was an assassin with the putter, while Rory used one club. The team hit Saddle Ranch where we were surprised by Baby D…who chose to straddle the bull, while Eddin fell off immediately. We’ve wrapped our LA show (sold out) and just like in Seattle, Mal was able to tear apart another couple. There was a lot of sexting and a 7-person jumping in Tulum. After the show, Mal and Julian got mixy and stood on couches. Demaris smoked hookah and Eddin “edited some things”. We then dig into Gunna’s case…is he a snitch? Does that matter? We discuss the possibility of our own RICO…sorry Eddin, you’re getting locked up. Staying in LA, Meg & Tory trial is the craziest court case since OJ. Shoutout the Kardashian connection. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re live from LA! Thank you Seattle for an interesting show and an even stranger night. First, shoutout to the legend Sir Mix a Lot for creating the BBL. We had easily our most fun couples which included the “Peter North” of Seattle. The most fun/controversial part of the night was Mal ending another couple's relationship, thus ending his drought of not breaking up couples. Prior to the show, Mal and Julian visited the best dope spot in the country…the original Starbucks. Meanwhile, Rory walked around in the rain listening to SZA. After the show, we went to a bar where we watched Mal and Peeje have a krump battle. Everyone went home alone…in separate Ubers. For today’s episode we’re joined by the legend Peeje who shared the story from his night in jail. We landed in LA and immediately got mixy. Rory and Julian went to Bootsy Bellows, Soho House, then went back to the hotel to split a bottle of tequila until 6am (nasty). SZA is NAS and Rory will do all he can to convince you that makes sense. We do a lyric breakdown of “F2F” and Mal drops another gem, which involves hoes and rental cars. Hoes complicate things so why not make it a legal binding contract, aka an NDA. Lori Harvey sparks an interesting debate about whether or not we’d sign the NDA. Unsurprisingly, Mal wouldn’t sign it. Ultimately, Rory and Mal pinky swear to remain friends forever while everyone discusses their marriage potential. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more P.S. LA we’ll see you tomorrow night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday everyone. Today we’re joined by Azad of Emotional Oranges and things immediately got emotional. Somehow the P*ssy Posse and conspiracies find their way into the conversation. Azad shares how he’s been occupying himself with the new single life. While we’re on juices, ‘The Juice Vol. III’ (OUT NOW) is the end of an era and like most endings things can become difficult. Azad shares how his lyrics lend to his previous relationship. Then the guys discuss the business of the music industry and what type of artists make sense on a major label. Azad champions other artists that have mastered their blueprint. Speaking of blueprint, the guys discuss their favorite Jay Z albums which turns into a producer vs. beatmaker conversation. Listen in as the guys and Azad discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.