New Rory & MAL

It’s a two hour Tuesday. We’re back with a long episode to help you get through the early days of the week (0:00) . Immediately Rory and Mal discuss the rats they once knew and share some common ground (6:00). Then we get into the ‘Book of Clarence’ low ticket sales and how underwhelming the Jay Z & D’Angelo song turned out (09:25). We get into the most pressing topic on the timeline, Mos Def v.s. Drake (29:12) . We break down the viral video and discuss the historical context of their relationship. Somehow this leads to the room challenging Julian’s love for a fat a**. Naturally, this flows into a conversation about weight and we share our numbers (47:05). We return to music with the 11 year old artist Fng King and his recent club appearances with Drake & Lil Baby (52:30). Should children be in those environments? This leads to Mal sharing two stories from the early 2000s (hint: Bow Wow & Jay Z) (1:03:09) . Then we react to Dame Dash’s response to Fat Joe (1:21:37). It’s time for voicemails. (1:33:20) Today we give parenting advice. This leads to Rory thinking about Amara’s choices in the future (1:51:37). Rory also brought up an old photo of Mal’s mom which leads to a wild finish (2:02:14) Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday to wherever you may be listening. Whether it be your car, a plane, a train, a bridge, or a tunnel. Here in NYC more “real estate” has been developed. We speculate on the lack of media coverage about the very illegal tunnels dug in Brooklyn. Pivoting to other illegal activity the Young Thug trial is back on the timeline. This revived the SWWTP clip after “Lifestyle” was played in court. Then we tackle Aaron Rodgers v.s. Jimmy Kimmel & ESPN. Don Lemon is the next news correspondent to join X. This led to a detour conversation about Kevin Spacey & Jim Carrey. Do you Noah Knigga? Yes, that is a real name and yes, he is white. We come back to the media and bring an update on the Breakfast Club as their search for a host remains open. It’s time for voicemails. We answer two very interesting callers looking for relationship advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! And tune in Monday for an exciting Patreon callback.Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We begin today with a conversation that was originally had off air between Demaris and Julian. Once we resolve that we get right into the meat (pause of the episode) First, Jonathan Majors and his GMA interview…then American Hero Gyspy Rose and her husband. We break down this extreme case of munchausen by proxy and, like always, judge everyone involved. There were plenty of pause moments throughout this segment once the guys turned their attention to Gypsy’s husband. The Golden Globes were Sunday night and the biggest story was host Jo Koy’s bombing. Lil Nas X is making his return/rebrand as a Christian man. Staying in music, 21 Savage is back with a movie? He’s recruited Donald Glover and Caleb McLaughin to play versions of him. Is there ever a right time to break-up with someone? Well how about when they just pop out your third child. Boxer Ryan Garcia didn’t even wait until they cut the umbilical cord to end things with his girl. Staying on socials, we address Ari Lenox’s IG live where she details her frustration on this Rod Wave tour. It’s time for voicemails. We help this caller get out of the friendzone, then we play a callback (usually reserved for Patreon). Our guy Midwest Mike from Dairy Queen a few months ago gave us an update. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back everyone! This is our first recorded episode of the new year. We do a brief holiday recap, which as usual leads to many other anecdotes. They include Rory’s thoughts on the people that wait for the ball to drop in Times Square, Mal’s thoughts on Starbucks, Demaris being a real nerd, and Julian meeting Bradley Cooper. Anyway, it seems like the more in 2020-More stands for more beef. Katt Williams airs out his comedy peers on the latest episode of Shannon Sharpe’s podcast. He takes aim at Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, Kevin Hart and more. We offer our thoughts on his rant. Over the break Mal hit the movie theater to see ‘Aquaman 2’ This leads to a disagreement between him and Demaris. We discuss Dave Chappelle’s latest special, The Dreamer. It’s time for voicemails. They were rollin’ in over the break. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was previously recorded. We’re closing in on New Years so it’s time to reflect. We share our wishes and things we’d like to leave behind in 2024. We go down some of the craziest stories of the year: Spy Balloons, Big Red Boots, UFOs, Jonathan Majors, Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg, Bobbi Altoff, the list goes on. Now it’s time for the music. We rank our top albums of the year and discuss this year in music. It’s time for the final two voicemails of the year. Tune in as we take you out of the final days of 2020-ME and help you transition into 2020-MORE. Thank you everyone for the ongoing support and we’ll see you in the New Year! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was previously recorded. We’re still taking some time off for the holiday. However, we wanted to share this sit down we had a couple months ago with the thought leader/block chain enthusiast, 19 Keys. We begin with the scam that is NFTs. This evolves into a broader conversation about the metaverse and crypto currency. We’re overloaded with information but somehow the aliens have slipped through the collective concern. We then discuss the worshiping of demonic culture in hiphop, views on Trump, and Michael Jackson on the moon. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as 19 Keys joins us to discuss all of this + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before we get into our episode please join us tomorrow (12/20) on Patreon for our Holiday Party Livestream. If you think we say wild stuff on the episodes wait till you hear when there’s no edit button. In the holiday spirit Rory wants everyone to know Santa is white. Meanwhile, a real life santa Anthony Edwards sent a lot of money for his own peace of mind. In other sex news, there are people getting blown out on the Senate floor. We break down this tape and speculate on the state of our political system. The love train goes on as Cam’ron links with Nia Long. Love comes to an end as we discuss Sexyy Red’s recent appearance on the Breakfast Club. This leaves the room split on the conversation. While we were recording Jonathan Majors was found guilty & dropped by the Marvel franchise. So naturally we pivoted and talked about it. It’s time for voicemails. We have a caller leave their opinion on Harry Potter. Fortunately, Rory finished the final movie so we get into another argument about Harry and the ending. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re co-co-coming in hot today. Have you heard about the Tourette's girl on TikTok? Well we break down how we’d fare with the syndrome. We give our predictions for Kanye and Ty’s upcoming album. Rory then airs out his grievances with Complex regarding their latest list. It’s personal and we know why. Kai Cenat invited Nicki into his latest stream. We discuss this and the state of hip-hop journalism. We’ve got an update regarding one of our favorite couples, Jonathan Major and the white woman. We also have an update on Meg, Tory and Pardi. It’s time for voicemails. We’ve got a fun relationship question that the guys can resonate with the most. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Side-note, our upcoming Patreon next Monday is one of the wildest episodes we’ve recorded. Follow The Team:  Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/  Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/  Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/  Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/  Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/  Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal  YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is a day for celebration. We are humbled to be in the presence of the newest member of the NOI, Brother Mal. Before Jay Electronica welcomed Mal to the brotherhood, the guys went to a Spotify creator dinner (full prediction of the dinner available on Patreon). Mal shares with us how Rory ruined the event. In other “awkward” news Travis Scott and John McEnroe face off on a zoom call. We call cap, but comment on the sneaker rollout. Then we discuss Jack Harlow’s new single with Dave. Rory adds fuel to the beef before we turn to the biggest release of the week, Pink Friday 2. We have an issue with Nicki’s album, but it’s not directed at who you’d expect. Staying in conflict, we’re ready for Keith Lee to leave our city. We cover his NY food journey. Did you see the video of the woman trying to burn down MLK’s house? The world is a simulation. It’s time for voicemails. We get into a great call then discuss our personal team cult, Shohei Ohtani’s $700m contract, and end on a rant from Rory about how bad Harry Potter’s character is throughout the movies. Tune in as the full team discusses all of this+ more!  Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calling all Barbs (Mal) it’s Pink Friday. Why does this rollout feel different? Has it been quiet for Nicki? We discuss the state of female rap. Adjacent to rap, Rubi Rose meets her top Only Fans spender. This leads to a discussion about obsessive culture, gambling, and profiting off serious addictions. In a more traditional way of getting a woman’s attention Cam’ron slid into Nia Long’s DM’s following her divorce (hey stink). Rory and Demaris take a detour to discuss the parallels between this exchange and ‘The Best Man’ movies. Who do you want your significant other to act like? Jonathan Majors had high standards for his former snow princess. We discuss if this is race baiting. In more Diddy news, Suge Knight shares an old photo that leaves us asking, why? Then we discuss the additional accusations on Diddy and his first response. It’s time for voicemails. This is a relationship ready to implode. So much cheating is happening. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.