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Ross Payton
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Sep 1, 2006 • 0sec
Law and Orcdom
Written by Ross Payton
Mixed by Chris Farmer
Synopsis:
Even a world of high fantasy and adventure needs the law. When the law is broken, only a band of brave orcish detectives and the guild of prosecuting attorneys can make things right. However, can they solve the murder of an adult red dragon by an illegally enchanted dragonbane sword? Find out in Law and Orcdom.

Jun 5, 2006 • 18min
The Eye of Argon Part 3
Grignr’s quest continues in the Eye of Argon. Can he survive the stygian depths of the prison?
Written by Jim Theis
Narrated by Ross Payton
Mixed by Chris Farmer

Mar 31, 2006 • 4min
Dice Preparation Services Unlimited
Do you wish you could have better luck with your dice? DPSU can give you that luck! Listen in to find how you go from a natural 1 botch to a Nat 20 critical hit. Stop letting the GM push you around. Get the dice that can get the job done.
Written by Tom Church
Performed and edited by the RPPR staff

Feb 25, 2006 • 4min
Red State Vs. Blue State: The RTS
America is divided in two camps, the red and the blue. This cannot stand. Take control as the leader of either side and fight for control over the fate of the USA! Build legions of soldiers, from rednecks in pick up trucks or disgruntled suburban teens. In the end, only side will prevail. Will it be yours?
Written by Patrick Seth Williams
Edited by Chris Farmer
Performed by RPPR

Feb 11, 2006 • 2min
Xtreme XP Commercial
Sport Drinks today are weak. They don’t provide the extreme amounts of energy gamers need. So, XTREME XP is there to help YOU. How? It provides not only an incredible energy boost, it actually GIVES you EXPERIENCE POINTS. Can you imagine leveling up with a sixpack of Xtreme XP instead of having to kill kobolds for six hours?
Written by Tom Church
Edited by Chris Farmer
Performed by Ross Payton, Aaron Carstein, Chris Farmer and Tom Church

Jan 13, 2006 • 18min
Ab3 rant #18: The D&D Session That Mostly Wasn’t
“Why ever be out of character? It’s so much nicer in there. Player characters don’t have problems with girlfriends and jobs and a rash that just won’t go away.”
Sometimes getting everyone in the same room at the same time to play D&D isn’t enough. Ab3 discovers that reality often eclipses the mightiest of in game dilemmas. Who would have imagined that a roomful of geeks crowded together wouldn’t all get along? Find out the secret of the nacho cheese in The D&D Session that Mostly Wasn’t. Written by AlBruno the 3rd
Performed by RPPR
Edited by Chris Farmer
Ab3 – Chris Farmer
Weasly Crusher – Ross Payton
Blobert Smith – Ross Payton
El Disgusto – Tom Church
Deviant Boy – Patrick Seth Williams
Old Yellowbelly – David Norman
Collateral Darren – Jason Ariciu
Police Officer #1 – Karee Kimple
Police Officer #2 – David Norman

Jan 12, 2006 • 12min
The Eye of Argon Part 2
We continue our rendition of this masterpiece of fantasy literature.
Written by Jim Theis
Narrated by Chris Farmer
Mixed by Chris Farmer

Jan 4, 2006 • 11min
RPPR Presents: The Eye of Argon Part 1
The Eye of Argon is one of the classics of fantasy literature, which is why we’re creating an audiobook version of it. Listen to a stirring rendition of this timeless tale, complete with a rather unique theme song.
Written by Jim Theis
Narrated by Ross Payton
Mixed by Chris Farmer

Nov 23, 2005 • 9min
Elitist Fuck Episode 2
The EF and two gusts discuss discipline at the gaming table. After all, players need to know who sits behind the GM screen and what kind of weapon can be hidden by the screen.
Written by Tom Church
Edited by Chris Farmer
Cast
Elitist Fuck – Tom Church
Announcer – Aaron Carsten
Mr. Vincent – Ross Payton
Mr. Reynolds – Chris Farmer

Nov 23, 2005 • 4min
High Art: The Role Playing Game
This is the cutting edge of game design. A game so absolutely brilliant that…that…fuck, rolled a 1 on the Profession (writer) check.
BONUS: Listen to the entire flame war! (2:41)
Written by Ross Payton
Edited by Chris Farmer
Cast
Gamer 1: Patrick Seth Williams
Gamer 2: Tom Church
GM: Ross Payton
Indie Game Designer: Chris Farmer


