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On this episode of Hell Money, we’re officially the co-hosts of Bitcoin Twitter - and we’re taking submissions. Drop your inscriptions and turbo flag ideas, because we’re deciding what happens next for the entire ecosystem.We cover:- Inscription submissions & Runes turbo flag ideas- Erin predicting Clavicular’s arrest- Kristi Noem discourse- $NAKA selling the bottom- MicroStrategy AI ad- New quantum FUD explained- Casey vs Adam Back- Shutting down pull requests on just- Vibe coding vs real work- Responding to fan commentsSUBMIT YOUR INSCRIPTION HERE: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/status/2041954425531724211Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro2:10 Call for inscription submissions6:35 Runes turbo flag ideas7:57 Grab bag episode topics, HMP is the best Bitcoin podcast14:28 Erin predicted Clavicular's arrest23:34 Kristi Noem's cross dressing husband26:20 $NAKA sells Bitcoin at the bottom28:34 MicroStrategy's AI ad31:13 New quantum FUD59:13 Casey ratioed Adam Back (Satoshi)1:06:33 End of an era: Casey closes pull requests on just1:14:51 Vibe coding vibe check1:23:32 Responding to fan comments

On this episode of Hell Money, Casey Rodarmor tells the full story of his failed attempt to get the Ordinals BIP accepted into the Bitcoin repository - a three-year saga that ended in a silent rejection.We break down what a BIP actually is and how Bitcoin’s governance process handled - or failed to handle - one of its most controversial proposals.Topics covered:- What is a BIP and how the process works- What Ordinals actually are (sat tracking vs "assets")- The full Ordinals BIP timeline (2023–2026)- Casey’s technical, personal, and political grievances- BIP 110 vs Ordinals- A proposed reform plan for Bitcoin’s BIP process- Bitcoin governance and ossification risksGet bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS:0:00 Intro, Casey is single3:52 Ordinals BIP20:00 Bad social politics incentives25:15 Inscriptions BIP28:30 Casey is demoralized32:00 The Tyranny of Structurelessness34:00 Bryan Bishop, Epstein files, and narrative control games37:00 BIP 11038:15 Blockstream & Bitcoin core, Bitcoin governance43:25 Bitcoin is ossified, OP CTV49:35 When is it clear that Bitcoin has failed?58:00 Quantum threat & VC narratives1:02:00 Casey's list of demands for BIP editors1:10:45 It's so over, Maxi Madness

On this episode of Hell Money, we perform the last rites for Ordinals after the collapse of Magic Eden’s Bitcoin marketplace and the end of the easy money era. But is this actually the death of Ordinals — or the beginning of something stronger? We dive into the shifting economics of on-chain art, the role of provenance and galleries, Bitcoin vs crypto culture wars, and the latest AI developments in World War 3.Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 RIP Magic Eden12:45 Ordinals rebirth15:15 On chain provenance, galleries18:00 Ordinals in the vibe coding era21:47 Is Ordinals crypto or bitcoin?25:53 Dicey30:35 Era of easy money is over36:50 WW31:01:00 AI government1:06:55 Parasite pool mined a block!

On this episode of Hell Money, it's really over this time. Deep diving into the state of the markets, AI, quantum, and the ongoing BIP wars.Topics covered:- The state of Bitcoin markets & institutional adoption- Bitcoin for AI agents- Quantum and BIP 360- BIP 110 and why Ordinals still doesn't have a BIP number- The astrological explanation for it allGet bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro & vibecoding8:45 Bitcoin market crash discussion14:35 Quantum FUD17:00 Gold vs Bitcoin19:55 AI agents for Bitcoin commerce34:55 Hell Money University37:35 BIP 360 quantum security proposal44:44 BIP 110 censorship proposal48:45 Restarting the Ordinals BIP war52:50 Astrological vibe check & outro

It's Valentine's Day! Answering burning love and relationship questions from Hell Money Podcast Nation. Bear markets are the perfect time to lock down your love life, so tune in for our expert advice.Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro, JD Vance & Erika Kirk5:07 Big Dicks Anonymous11:21 Charting Bitcoin in 3D14:01 Quantum Bitcoin16:28 Saylor rant19:27 How much to share in a relationship23:59 Rob Hamilton27:00 When to procreate32:52 Not sure how I feel about kids34:33 FMK38:01 How big is it?38:53 Richard Greaser41:54 Robot consent43:28 When to propose47:08 RSIC mental institution49:43 Venezuela & stable coins53:34 Ord PR54:26 Gay for Raph55:17 Inscription for my crush57:05 Karmic energy for financial growth1:00:17 Craig Wright1:02:27 Lipo pill1:04:05 What happened on Twitter this past year?

On this episode of Hell Money, we break down Michael Saylor’s heated What Bitcoin Did interview and the growing split between Bitcoin’s old guard and the next generation. From boomer wealth concentration and Bitcoin treasury companies to the rise of techno-feudalism, we unpack why retail feels gone, why Saylor sounds increasingly defensive, and where Bitcoin culture is actually headed.We cover:- Michael Saylor’s 2025 review on What Bitcoin Did- American HODL and Matt Odell's therapy session on What Bitcoin Did- Generational wealth transfer and boomer dominance- Why no retail- Techno-feudalism and concentration of power- The fading golden era of Bitcoin podcasting📞 CALL IN with your secret Maxi takes or love/markets questions: (717) 69-GMHMPSelected calls may be used in a future episode (with a voice changer to preserve toxic maxi anonymity).Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro8:42 Michael Saylor's 2025 review31:16 American HODL and Matt Odell on What Bitcoin Did, tradfi is boomer42:07 Where is retail?44:51 Prediction markets and memecoins53:40 Technofeudalism1:03:40 Outro

On this episode of Hell Money, we’re back with our annual Jeremy Rubin review: a technical, unfiltered check-in on where Bitcoin is actually headed. From who Bitcoin is really helping to garbled circuits, Layer 2s, lending, staking, and data availability, Jeremy breaks down what’s working, what’s broken, and what needs to be built if Bitcoin is going to stay revolutionary.We also get Jeremy’s 2026 predictions and his on-the-money price take, plus a warning about what happens if Bitcoin stops investing in real technology.We cover:- Digital hygiene & managing your attention- Who Bitcoin is actually helping- Scaling, privacy & self-custody- Garbled circuits & arbitrary computation on Bitcoin- What Jeremy's working on: wyn.fi, Char network, Labitbu- Jeremy’s 2026 predictions & price outlook📞 CALL IN with your secret Maxi takes or love/markets questions: (717) 69-GMHMPSelected calls may be used in a future episode (with a voice changer to preserve toxic maxi anonymity).Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro5:36 Digital hygiene & managing your attention9:26 Who is Bitcoin helping?14:49 Bitcoin scaling, privacy, and self custody23:45 Garbled locks explanation57:18 Wyn.fi: Lending platform1:04:30 Char network: Bitcoin staking layer1:19:08 Labitbu V21:24:25 Metaprotocols degens, Bitmap1:26:15 Jeremy's predictions for 20261:31:00 Jeremy's perfect price prediction1:37:34 If we don't invest in technology, Bitcoin will become like the old system

In the FINAL Hell Money episode of 2025, we're bringing you our fan-favorite episode: 2026 ASTROLOGY. Our resident astrologer Erin breaks down why 2026 is a major turning point for Bitcoin, AI, and global power, including the Saturn–Neptune conjunction and Uranus in Gemini, and what they reveal about technology, transhumanism, and who actually controls the future. We cover:- Review of 2025 astrology predictions- Major themes & questions for 2026- Key astrological events & transits- Lessons & hard truths for 2026- Bitcoin predictions- AI, Sam Altman, & ChatGPT predictions- USA / Trump predictions📞 CALL IN with your secret Maxi takes or love/markets questions: (717) 69-GMHMPSelected calls may be used in a future episode (with a voice changer to preserve toxic maxi anonymity).Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro7:53 Review of 2025 predictions16:12 Major themes & questions for 202627:33 Main astrological events in 202645:20 Lessons & hard truths58:14 Bitcoin predictions1:07:00 AI predictions1:13:00 USA / Trump predictions1:17:33 Casey predictions1:23:30 Casey's review of 2026 predictions1:25:30 Outro, 2026 readings info

Diving into the question everyone suddenly cares about: how close are quantum computers to breaking Bitcoin?Friend of the pod Matt Wraith joins us to cut through the hype, the fear, and the sci-fi headlines and explain what’s actually happening in quantum research right now, and what it means for Bitcoin security, signatures, and the long-term future of cryptography.We explore:- The theory of quantum mechanics- How quantum computers actually work- Shor's algorithm & Grover's algorithm- Quantum threat to Bitcoin- Recent advances in quantum computing- Post-quantum cryptography and quantum risk mitigation strategies for Bitcoin- Stoner bro quantum physics📞 CALL IN with your secret Maxi takes or love/markets questions: (717) 69-GMHMPSelected calls may be used in a future episode (with a voice changer to preserve toxic maxi anonymity).Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro, Bitcoin is in crisis, elliptic curve cryptography5:00 Shor's algorithm and quantum computers8:00 The limits and use cases for quantum computers10:45 Recent advances in quantum computers, Scott Aaronson blog post16:20 What is a quantum computer?24:00 Fault tolerance theorem, theoretical quantum physics28:30 Problems with quantum computers, analog computers35:00 Quantum computing research41:00 Red flags in quantum computing research46:45 Conspiracy theories, the qubits don't want to be trapped, the universe believes in cryptography49:00 Quantum risk mitigation strategies for Bitcoin1:08:00 Stoner bro quantum physics, fall of Atlantis, perception creates reality, many worlds hypothesis, Markov property1:27:30 Gravity, dark energy, general relativity, things that are very big and very small1:34:00 How much better is quantum than classical computing?1:39:00 What's going on with the UFOs?

On this episode of Hell Money, we’re sitting in a car during a Bitcoin price crash, trying to answer the only question anyone actually cares about: wen number go up? We talk about the AI bubble popping, the Federal Reserve and interest rates, and how much of this crash is just institutions and algos sloshing money around. Then we lock in our official Hell Money Bitcoin price predictions for 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years, and 30 years—and write them down on camera.We explore:- Why Bitcoin is crashing right now- What it would actually take for us to sell all our Bitcoin- Quantum FUD and whether quantum computers will ever nuke BTC- UFOs & alien disclosure as the end of shared reality- Square merchants accepting Bitcoin via Lightning & why small business owners are the real target market- Official Hell Money Bitcoin price predictions: 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years, 30 years- Love on the Spectrum, Trump–Mamdani, Wicked Part 2, & not letting labels control your life- The new ord 0.24.2 release: on-chain galleries, traits & getting less dependent on marketplaces📞 CALL IN with your secret Maxi takes or love/markets questions: (717) 69-GMHMPSelected calls may be used in a future episode (with a voice changer to preserve toxic maxi anonymity).Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro & addressing the secret Bitcoin Maxi HMP fans5:14 Bitcoin price crash, AI bubble, Federal Reserve & interest rates11:00 Selling all our Bitcoin15:00 Quantum FUD25:45 UFOs & alien disclosure32:12 Square merchants accepting Bitcoin payments39:55 Official HMP price predictions49:40 Love on the Spectrum debrief, Trump-Mamdani meeting, Wicked Part 254:09 ord 0.24.2 release: galleries & attributes56:00 Call to action: call us at (717)-69-GMHMP