Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is back in the Whiskey Ginger studio to bring the CHAOS! The Homelesspimp is coming next week things will get WILD! Vin hates the new expensive air b n b Chris got for the rest of their time in LA. Vin compares it to the Christmas tree Chris cut down for her this past year. Don and Andrew talk about how Donny spread covid to the king ginger. The pyramids are insane! HOW DID THEY HAPPEN?! ALIENS CUZ? Were dinosaurs smart like humans? Were dinosaurs racist? Vin pops on for a quick KISS, Q public schools, the digital world is a mess babe, Chris has taken the bus in the last 3 months, shout out Lil Nas X and satan! Lil Nas taught up that satan is white, the cameras got unplugged for a few mins and no one noticed! Chrissy card limits, it's all about that salt CUZ, 48 laws of power break! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is joined by Andrew Santino from Whiskey Ginger and Bad Friends. They talk how gingers are made, how LA is changing Chrissy D, Chris talks about hanging out with Logan Paul and Addison Rae, Santino reads a few of Addison Rae's posts, Uncle Santino tries to teach Chris' kids a few pranks, is Chris getting a vasectomy, Chris is afraid he's only able to make girls, what is a douche? What should Chrissy Chaos do for his gender reveal party, 48 laws of power! Don't offend the wrong person, How did Chris and Vinny really meet?! Chris' daughter finds some strange things in the Bad Friends studio, Santino's grandmother is a SAVAGE, you should treat everyone the same, Chris and Santino talk about the hottest male movie stars, Santino almost had to serve a sentence at Tent City in Arizona, Chris vs bologna, Knocked Up is cancelled, whens the best time of day to have sex, Should Vinny start an only fans? CHRIS GOES FULL CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos and Sergio Chicon AKA BLIZZY are out in the GREAT OUTDOORS CUZ! They are broadcasting from the desert of Arizona like some true dirt bags. They talk about how the weekend of shows is going at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona. Vinny had to go to the emergency room and Chris falls in love with the healthcare system of Arizona. Our road guy Billy tells us a quality POOP story. They chat about the day they spent at Goldfield Ghost Town, is Sergio Mr.Potato head?!, Vinny thinks the apartment is haunted, Whats really good with cacti?, why are reptile lovers called herps, Then we jump back to Chrissy Chaos on the couch in Brooklyn and we talk Chrissy pilots LA plans for the next few months. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Bluechew.com - promo code Chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris has on TiTi Jerry who is fresh off serving 25 years in prison. They talk prison reform, what it's like to live in prison for years and years, why stealing is addicting, who are the best lovers in prison, TiTi's friendship with Son of Sam and how he acted in jail, if the money was right it was right!, prison is all about survival and struggle, Ronald DeFeo Jr. who committed the crimes of the Amityville horror was in love with TiTi, the prison hierarchy and how it works, how the first day in prison works for you mentally, being transgender in America, accept who you are life is short!, treat people with respect and don't snitch, officers in prison are dirty and dangerous, TiTi talks about how she had to cut some people to protect one of her husbands, TiTi teaches an enemy a lesson with her poop, how to deal with anxiety in prison. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris has on his co-baby daddy on!!! Tristan Rega and they talk living the real modern family lifestyle, what it takes to enjoy life while being part of a throuple, how to raise kids the right way, what is BitCoin, was it stupid of Chris to sell all his BitCoin for no reason, the future of BitCoin, what is gold and how does it make the US dollar powerful?, Tristan thinks aliens are time travelers, how to keep a baby momma happy, theres gyms now that mine BitCoin, Chris tackles another one of the 48 laws of power!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode Chris has on his FIRST guest Tank Sinatra aka Tanks Good News on social media! They talk Bitcoin, book lists and fashion, Vinny helps Tank with a haircut, RIP Rush Limbaugh, Tank read about Malcom X, Slug anatomy, This week Chris and Tank talk about law 4 from The 48 Laws of Power, Say Less!, be careful with sarcasm, Tank used this book for Dating life, being paranoid that your partner is cheating on you, Chris and Vinny talk about cheating anxiety, boys talk Parables, Chrissy Histories gets WILD, how to travel across the country the right way, Tank helps Chris move a dresser to the garbage. CHAOS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris breaks down Bitcoin and why it's a great time to invest, it's the HomelessPimp's birthday, Chris explains what he would do if he was Whitney Houston for a day, Clubhouse is addicting, Chris tells a story about selling off his old apartment and Vinny's tia had a heart attack!, Chris gets a delivery live on air, bad haircuts are the worst, Shout out Tank Sinatra, Anxiety Tuesday this week is all about Transcendental Meditation, and Christory Distefano is about Hannibal Barca who was a Carthaginian general and one of the first black generals in history! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris talks about unplugging from social media, The Dissident and what happened to Jamal Khashoggi, a mouse got sucked into his vacuum cleaner, the real story of Abraham Lincoln's assassination, how to name a baby in 2021, Anxiety Tuesday is all about impact social media has on us all, Chris reveals he used to keep a diary in his mid twenties, 48 Laws of Power teaches us that China is LIT, Learn the limitations of kindness BABES Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chris goes goes full VIKING mode and gets fully charged to get this podcast off to a YAAASSSS start! Chris talks about having a baby thats gonna be born on 4th of July, His new favorite book the 48 Laws of Power, what is OnlyFans?, and a bunch more!  Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Also check out Chris' podcast History Hyenas! EVERY week Chris Distefano and comedian Yannis Pappas dive deep into a history topic and GO WILD!!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZP_...​ https://www.instagram.com/historyhyen...​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices