Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris gives a farewell show Homeless Pimp and the two look back on some of their favorite moments all while celebrating July 4th! Pimp tells some stories about taking photos of Post Malone, Kanye West and Cardi B and Chris has Pimp go deep on some of his favorite pics. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSGametime.co code chaos bluechew.com code chaosCHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Matteo Lane and Tampa Tony!!! Synesthesia is an anomalous blending of the senses in which the stimulation of one modality simultaneously produces sensation in a different modality. Synesthetes hear colors, feel sounds and taste shapes. Matteo talks about how he deals with having Synesthesia.SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSHellofresh.com/chaos16 code chaos16forthepeople.com/chaos or dial pound LAW (pound 529)bluechew.com code chaosCHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Sam Tallent! The two talk smoking crack, being married in comedy, how it is after you do the Joe Rogan Experience, fame is cancer, would you eat people?, Staten Island is KING, jerking off on the road, being in 4th place in your own life.SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSTake your freedom bells to the next level by going to Manscaped.com and get 20% off with free shipping with our discount code CHAOS. Get your independence back this independence day and unlock your confidence with MANSCAPED Find more balance, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. That’s better HELP—H - E - L - P—dot com slash CHAOS.https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=102e08af09fe014c7608200ba1ba2a&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=chaos&not_found=1&gor=startRemember, get your next delicious bowl of guilt-free cereal at MagicSpoon.com/CHAOS and use the code CHAOS to save five dollars off. https://magicspoon.com/pages/partner?partner=chaos&utm_source=chaos&utm_medium=PodcastReady for a good time without the guesswork? Order your THC products from MOOD today. And for 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code CHAOS. o That’s HELLO M-O-O-D dot com, promo code CHAOS for 20% off your order and FREE gummies. CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Kenny Sebastian! The two talk comedy specials on youtube, the differences between the USA and India, How hard marriage is to maintain, and more!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSIf you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. That’s F-O-R The People dot com slash chaos. Or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. This is a paid advertisement. https://www.forthepeople.com/free-case-evaluation/get-a-lawyer/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=v1&utm_campaign=chaosGet 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS https://www.kiwico.com/mlp/CHAOS?utm_source=ChrissyChaos&utm_medium=PODCAST&utm_campaign=Subwe’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Moses Storm! Moses talks about growing up in a cult. How his parents were fully INSANE. His mother was a failed bodybuilder and dragged him into some strange adventures. His dad lived his whole life in the closet forcing himself to be straight. Never being to school took a toll on Moses Storm. How living in a windowless room hurts your mental health. How religion impacted his thoughts and life choices. Divorce is always hard. Having kids to cover up problems from your past is a real thing. Money isn't everything! Moses Storm is DONALD TRUMP!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSIf you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. That’s F-O-R The People dot com slash chaos. Or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. This is a paid advertisement. https://www.forthepeople.com/free-case-evaluation/get-a-lawyer/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=v1&utm_campaign=chaosDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Brian Simpson! The two talk about how hero's from history were SUSpect. Craving power and fame will destroy your life. The real key to life is balance!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSIf you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. That’s F-O-R The People dot com slash chaos. Or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. This is a paid advertisement. https://www.forthepeople.com/free-case-evaluation/get-a-lawyer/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=v1&utm_campaign=chaosHelloFresh.com/chaos16 and use code chaos16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping! https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=CHAOS16&mealsize=4-2&dm=meals&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast16fm&vs_campaign_id=910ce2d7-49ed-4ee7-a542-0ba952b0e8ee&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastadsCHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Mike Vecchione!! The boys talk fasting and the keys to a good diet. Health secrets doctors don't want you to know about. Their love for WILD glasses and sweatsuits. Mike breaks down his daily routine and how it's brought him so much success. Sharing medications with a buddy. Cold plunge wet dreams and healthy habits that SUCK.Mike has a new comedy special HERE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5pI5Dj5JTk&t=334sSUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSReady for a good time without the guesswork? Order your THC products from MOOD today. And for 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code CHAOS. That’s hellomood.com promo code CHAOS for 20% off your order and FREE gummies. https://hellomood.comif you feel like rewarding yourself after a long day or spicing up the fun with your partner, go to Jerkmate.com today, and don't forget to tell them we sent you! Use our promo code CHAOS to get 10 free gold" Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first monthhttps://www.betterhelp.com/chaosCHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nimesh Patel who has a new Comedy special out now on youtube!! Watch it here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Rdh82XGrYChris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.comSUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSmanscaped.com/chaos code chaoskiwico.com/chaosCHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nimesh Patel who has a new Comedy special out now on youtube!! Watch it here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Rdh82XGrYChris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.comSUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOShellofresh.com./chaos16 code chaos16jerkmate.com code chaosshipstation.com code chaosseed.com/chaos code chaosCHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by Kippy and Foley from the ARE YOU GARBAGE? podcast. The garbage guys get dieting and financial advice from Dr.Chaos. Chris talks about being on Fox News with Kevin O'Leary from shark tank. Chris feels guilty for not having his daughter make first Holy communion and the AYG boys TRASH HIM. Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.comSUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSmybookie.com code chaosbluechew.com code chaosconzuri.com our listeners get an extra exclusive 15% Off Discount at conzuri.com with the code CHAOS. That’s a total of 45% off your order! Use code CHAOS at conzuri.com. Goto c-o-n-z-u-r-i dot com with code CHAOS. When I want to get high I put on a pair of Conzuri’s.Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices