

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Dan Cummins
Jump down new rabbit holes with Timesuck, the weekly podcast that takes you on a fascinating and bizarre journey through history’s darkest corners, most shocking conspiracies, and wildest true stories. Hosted by acclaimed standup comedian and storyteller Dan Cummins, each episode blends dark humor with deep research to uncover hidden truths about infamous historical figures, unsolved mysteries, notorious serial killers, and more. If you crave the weird, the wild, and the unexpected, Timesuck is your next obsession!
And check out the Short Sucks, a new series of 40-60 minute episodes two Fridays a month. These bite-sized stories are perfect for when you want a quick dose of Timesuck (or need more addictive content to consume while you’re waiting for your next Timesuck!)
And check out the Short Sucks, a new series of 40-60 minute episodes two Fridays a month. These bite-sized stories are perfect for when you want a quick dose of Timesuck (or need more addictive content to consume while you’re waiting for your next Timesuck!)
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Jan 1, 2024 • 2h 37min
381 - The Cult of the Twin Flames Universe
Whether or not you've seen the recent Amazon and/or Netflix docuseries on Twin Flames Universe, I think you're gonna love this one. Another cult episode, but with a few major twists. This cult was born and still lives primarily online. And rather than selling salvation, it's focused on selling you romance. Jeffrey and Shaleia Divine are true grifters, playing with the lives of their followers in strange and dangerous ways. Also - Happy New Year! Let's tear it up in 2024! Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/dPmEWnMGRw8Merch: https://www.badmagicmerch.comTimesuck Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious Private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch-related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast.Sign up through Patreon, and for $5 a month, you get access to the entire Secret Suck catalog (295 episodes) PLUS the entire catalog of Timesuck, AD FREE. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. And you get the download link for my secret standup album, Feel the Heat. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 25, 2023 • 2h 40min
380 - Kentucky Fried Suck!
The podcast explores the inspiring life of Colonel Harland Sanders, his journey to create Kentucky Fried Chicken, and his determination to succeed despite challenges. It also touches on various true crime cases and controversial topics, while reflecting on past tours and the impact of the podcast. The speaker expresses gratitude and shares plans for future events.

Dec 18, 2023 • 2h 49min
379 - The Incelosphere: Sex, Hate, and Violence
Did you know the term "incel" no longer generally refers to someone who is just lonely and horny? Now, it's more synonymous with a new kind of domestic terrorist. A rise in mass shootings carried out by self-identified "incels," starting with Elliot Rodger in 2014, has more and more people looking into the "manosphere" that incels digitally inhabit. It's a sad and terrifying place... and also - holy shit, is it unintentionally also hilarious. Get ready to learn all about Chads, Stacys, Tyrones, Brads, Changs, Beckys, being wristmogged, skullmogged, and more, you mid-tier normie Chadlite! Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Ph7jfsXgg3gMerch: https://www.badmagicmerch.comTimesuck Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious Private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch-related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast.Sign up through Patreon, and for $5 a month, you get access to the entire Secret Suck catalog (295 episodes) PLUS the entire catalog of Timesuck, AD FREE. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. And you get the download link for my secret standup album, Feel the Heat. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 11, 2023 • 3h 14min
378 - Zombies, White Camps, and Murder: The Story of Lori Vallow
Dive into the chaotic world of Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell, where apocalyptic beliefs intertwine with a chilling narrative of manipulation and murder. Discover how Lori transformed from a devoutly religious woman into a cult figure, championing bizarre ideologies of lightworkers and zombies. Explore the dark dynamics of familial relationships, the eerie rituals they practiced, and the tragic outcomes shrouded in mystery. With a blend of humor and horror, this tale unravels the unsettling layers of their lives and the fatalities that ensued.

Dec 4, 2023 • 2h 46min
377 - The Murdaugh Murders: Rise and Fall of a Low Country Dynasty
I finally look into what all the hype about the Murdaugh family murders is about. And the hype... is justified. I provide a summary of the Murdaugh's history of power and influence in South Carolina's Low Country and how a series of financial crimes and murders led to the collapse of their corrupt rural empire. Alec Murdaugh is a TERRIBLE human being... and I'm so glad that snake will rot in prison for the rest of his life. BAD MAGIC GIVING TREE: Go to Amazon.com and purchase an Amazon gift card if you want to donate. Be sure to Enter GIVINGTREE2023@BADMAGICPRODUCTIONS.COM (copy and paste) as the recipient addressWatch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/xj93Dm1UAmsMerch: https://www.badmagicmerch.comTimesuck Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch-related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast.Sign up through Patreon, and for $5 a month, you get access to the entire Secret Suck catalog (295 episodes) PLUS the entire catalog of Timesuck, AD FREE. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. And you get the download link for my secret standup album, Feel the Heat. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 27, 2023 • 2h 35min
376 - Debunking The World's Most Dangerous Conspiracy: The Protocols
Explore the origins of anti-Semitism and the conspiracy theory surrounding The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Learn about the historical treatment of Jewish people in Europe and the impact of anti-Semitic violence. Analyze the dangerous beliefs spread by Henry Ford and the global influence of the Protocols. Examine secrecy and wealth disparity among religious groups and the importance of curiosity and understanding. Plus, enjoy unrelated discussions and an advertisement for Wayfair's holiday deals.

Nov 20, 2023 • 3h 10min
375 - The Cleveland Kidnappings: Tremont's House of Horrors
On the evening of May 6th, 2013, in the Tremont neighborhood of Cleveland, Ohio, three enduring mysteries were shockingly solved. Three missing Cleveland women, Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry, and Gina DeJesus - all long presumed dead - were found to have been held captive by a madman named Ariel Castro for roughly a decade. It is insane what they had endured, and it is so inspiring how all three women have chosen not to let their torture and captivity define them. GIVING TREE INFORMATION: If you would like to donate this year, go to amazon.com and purchase a gift card. When you fill out the box of whom to send this gift card to, simply enter the following email address: givingtree2023@badmagicproductions.com.If you want to be a recipient of the Giving Tree - on Tuesday November 21st at 12:00 noon PT, we will be begin accepting applications on our website, badmagicmerch.com. THIS WILL BE THE ONE AND ONLY WAY TO SUBMIT YOUR FAMILY.Act fast! When the maximum number of families we can help have submitted, the application will stop working. Good luck and Hail Nimrod! Get tour tickets at dancummins.tv Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/422Aa6kUaOwMerch: https://www.badmagicmerch.comTimesuck Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcastSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get access to the entire Secret Suck catalog (295 episodes) PLUS the entire catalog of Timesuck, AD FREE. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. And you get the download link for my secret standup album, Feel the Heat. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 13, 2023 • 2h 35min
374 - The Duggar's Dark Secrets
Delving into the controversial beliefs and hidden secrets of the Duggar family, this podcast explores their association with a dangerous cult, their religious practices, and the impact of their reality TV show. It also discusses the consequences of failing to address and prevent sexual abuse, and delves into the disturbing actions of Josh Duggar and the fallout from his actions.

Nov 6, 2023 • 2h 46min
373 - The Chicago Tylenol Murders
The podcast discusses the infamous Chicago Tylenol Murders of 1982, the quick actions taken by Tylenol to ensure customer safety, the investigation into various suspects, and the challenges faced by investigators. It also explores the copycat killings that followed, the discovery of the cyanide source, and connections to a cult leader. Additionally, it delves into the goals and beliefs of alchemists in ancient times and their influence on modern techniques.

Oct 30, 2023 • 2h 14min
372 - Gilles de Rais: Medieval Monster or Witch-Hunt Victim?
Delving into the life of Gilles de Rais, a medieval nobleman accused of child murder. Exploring the conflicting narratives and potential victimization. Discussing the chilling story of Bluebeard and its connection to Gilles de Rais. Highlighting the historical documentation and questioning the accuracy of his crimes. Investigating his association with Joan of Arc and exploring his alleged disillusionment. Delving into the gruesome acts of Gilles de Rais and his accomplices. Discussing the disappearances in 1439 and the power dynamics of the noble class. Exploring the trial, guilty verdict, and execution of Gilles de Rais. Speculating on his involvement in child killings and comparing him to other notorious killers. Reflecting on a shocking hypothetical beauty contest with children's heads.


