The Tim Dillon Show

Tim sits down with Bert Kreischer about monetizing dreams, how the Ukraine war almost stopped 'The Machine' from being released and why Bert is basically Prince Philip.Live Shows:http://timdilloncomedy.com/#showsBonus episodes:https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowNetflix special:https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382SPONSORS:FUMTryFUM.com & Use Code: 'TIM'BlueChewBlueChew.com & Use Code: 'TD'ExpressVPNEXPRESSVPN.com/TimDillonGametime:Get The Gametime App & Use Code: 'TIM'▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo...Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillonListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo...#TheTimDillonShowMerch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim is skeptical about Finland being the happiest country on earth given their artistic contributions. He tries to get tickets to Hunter Biden’s latest high profile art show and just wants everybody to rein it in.Live Shows:http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBackBonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowNetflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382SPONSORS:Manscaped:Use code 'TIMD' at manscaped.comMorgan & Morgan:ForThePeople.com/TimPDS Debt:PDSdebt.com/TIMKeepsKeeps.com/TimDillon▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:  Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/  Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon  Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo...Listen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo...#TheTimDillonShow

Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings have fast food roots.Live Shows:http://timdilloncomedy.com/#showsMerch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBackBonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowNetflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382SPONSORS:Honey:https://www.honey.com/TimDillonMagic Spoon:MagicSpoon.com/TimDillonBespoke Post:BoxOfAwesome.com & use code 'timdillon'Manscaped:Manscaped.com & use code 'TIMD'▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:  Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/  Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon  Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo...Listen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo...#TheTimDillonShow

Tim shares his thoughts on the historic bank collapse, speaks with a Silicon Valley Bank staffer before his exile to the midwest and explains why Marianne Williamson’s rage is the the most fun kind.Live Shows:http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBackBonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowNetflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382SPONSORS:Fum:TryFUM.com & use code 'TIM'Shipstation:https://www.shipstation.com/TimDillonMorgan & Morgan:ForThePeople.Com/TimRayconBUYRAYCON.com/TimGametime:Head to gametime.co & download the GAMETIME app & use code 'TIM'▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:  Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/  Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon  Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo...Listen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo...#TheTimDillonShow

Tim sits down with a pillar of the Austin community. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBackBonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowNetflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382SPONSORS:Babbel:Head to Babbel.com/timExpressVPN:Get 3 months free ExpressVPN.com/TimDillonBlueChewGet your first month free at BlueChew.com/TimDillon▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:  Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/  Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon  Tim Dillon Live Dates!:http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows  Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo...Listen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo...#TheTimDillonShow

Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyeing Florida  Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: BespokePost: Go to BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code timdillon Fum: Go to tryfum.com and use code TIM to save 10% Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Keeps: For your first month free go to KEEPS.com/TIMDILLON MagicSpoon: Head over to magicspoon.com/TIMDILLON ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow

In this episode Tim rants about President Biden's visit to Ukraine and shares some of his thoughts on how the war could end. He also talks about the Palestine Ohio train derailment, Tim shares some ideas on how to become a "Chemical Spill Influencer". Tim also reacts to real life zombies, which are really just homeless people on "Tranq Dope". He goes into depth on what it is and what to look out for. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBackBonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowNetflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382SPONSORS:Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to Helix Sleep dot comslash TimD. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.ShipStation: Use promo code TIMDILLON today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 60 day trial.Honey:Get PayPal Honey for FREE at Join Honey dot com slash timd.Bespoke Post:Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Visit athleticgreens.com/timdillonExpressVPN:Get twenty percent off your first monthly box when you sign up at Box of Awesome dot com and enter the code timdillon at checkout. That’s Box of Awesome dot com, code timdillon for twenty percent off your first box. Box of Awesome dot com, code timdillon.▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!:http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo...Listen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo...#TheTimDillonShow

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Tim discusses Armie Hammer's scandal, Chinese spy balloon, possessed PA girl, and the butter controversy. He challenges creators to donate to end homelessness and talks about national hypocrisy and nepotism in entertainment.

In this episode Tim sits down with good friend and comedian, Mike Recine. The two watch and react to bizarre TLC shows. One show, (Im Shauna Rae), a TLC show about a 23 year old woman in an 8 year old’s body. With Disney closing down Splash Mountain, Tim and Mike went into the origins of the ride and the infamous “Song of the South” song and why it was removed from Disney. Towards the end of the episode Dillon and Recine could not keep it together as they impersonated a Doctor from a popular TV show. Follow Mike Recine Here:https://www.instagram.com/mikerecinecomedy/https://twitter.com/mikerecineBonus episodes every week:▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowSee Tim Live on the road:▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#showsMerch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBackBonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshowNetflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382SPONSORS:Bespoke Post:Get twenty percent off your first monthly box whenyou sign up at Box of Awesome dot com and enter the code timdillon atcheckout. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillonTim Dillon Live Dates!:http://timdilloncomedy.com/#showsSubscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo...Listen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo...#TheTimDillonShow