Guide to the Unknown

What do the Jolly Green Giant and The Pillsbury Doughboy have in common?We think we could EAT THEM!But The Michelin Man and McDonald's infamous Grimace? HANDS OFF.Don't even get us STARTED on "The Freakies." WHAT ARE THEY?Mascots? Monsters![YouTube Version][Sources & links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! It’s time for FOUR creepy URBAN LEGENDS!We haven’t done this since GTTU 356. It’s been too long!The Frozen Hill People are a great life hack!The Fresno Nightcrawler is…humanoid?The Ghost of Kyiv is more important than we treated it.The Goatman is Batman’s biggest foe.Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Black Friday! Happy birthday to Krissy!!!Oh, also follow us on BLUESKY! GTTUPod, ChillinKristen, TheMythTraveler![YouTube Version][Sources & links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

France! They come from France!The Coneheads are aliens trying to blend in on earth. They're...not doing a great job.More importantly, Dan Aykroyd seems to really believe in them!So now we believe in them too.But is this movie any good?[YouTube Version][Sources & links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the same day new UFO footage dropped, we got to talk to Derrick from Mega64!Obviously we had to get his live-reaction! To THIS!We also talked about the best horror moments in Mega64 history, what its like being a creator in 2024, creepy comics, and so. much. more.Make sure you check out Mega64 on YouTube & Patreon, and check out Derrick's new horror comic FOBIA![YouTube Version][Sources & links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We NEVER expected to see a naked gnome.David the Gnome has changed our lives.We've been trying to cover the dumbest stuff possible lately.I think the mission has been accomplished.[YouTube Version][Sources & links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SAVE THE DATE!Friday, November 15th, 2024 @ 6pm est, we're doing a CHILL STREAM!Come celebrate 7 years of Guide to the Unknown with us, play some games, and watch some BIZARRE horror clips!The ENTIRE point is to just have FUN. So order a pizza, get into some jammies, and we'll see you on YouTube.com/gttupodGet this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

These are our GHOST ADVENTURES ADVENTURESBut actually, move over Zak Bagans, this time it’s Aaron Goodwin in the driver’s seat!His dad’s house is haunted.Welcome to a very personal episode, where Zak acts like a literal toddler.He needs your applause to live![YouTube Version][Sources and links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie 5. Trick? Or Treat?HAPPY HALLOWEEN!We promised we'd watch the whole franchise...and we did it. But at what cost?Rest in Peace SCARMUTO......Oh...but wait...THERE'S BEEN SOME BREAKING NEWS. Scary Movie 6 is bringing back some old friends!And DOUBLE wait! Go check out DEAD TIME on the GTTU and/or Ghosts in the Burbs Patreons! Kristen and Liz Sower talking about ghost shows?! What are you waiting for?[YouTube Version][Sources and links]"News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie 4...This is the FIRST time this franchise died.It's also the only movie with Shaq AND Dr. Phil in it together.COINCIDENCE?![YouTube Version][Sources and links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie 3...is it any good? A fresh start?Or a fresh fart?Welcome to a new kind of chaos that is VERY similar to the old kind of chaos!Oh Scarmuto...[YouTube Version][Sources and links]Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.Watch on YouTube.Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X?For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices