Let Her Finish

She's a bit of a shorter episode this week but all our remaining minutes will be carried over to our FIRST LIVE SHOW WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!(Which ya'll will get next Monday and that will be the episode for the week FYI).But don't worry, there's still time to talk about Jason Momoa.And Kombucha.And cucumbers.And Frank graduating!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back and we realise that we are indeed of an age where we enjoy a DRY WHITE WINE (can only be said in the voice though).Nevermind the recession, what about how many negative quarters in a row we've dealt with in regards to the man shortage (mancession - see what we did there).Mount Dads - IYKYKBeige flags.Doggies in the bed.Soup for life.Love y'all xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We learn all about blue vulvas today!Brodie has another rant about Frank Green water bottles (I mean she hardly ever rants) AND a hot, steaming, fresh dog poo update.Gracie is dicing with danger aka cutting Pumpkins - why are they so RUTHLESS to deal with?Caitlin cried during The Little Mermaid and we fully support that but we CANNOT get around a tomato bene (you'll understand when you hear it right at the end).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you suck on the chicken wing?Are you down with the black tights and white socks trend that's back?Do you hook your bra up properly?Should you be able to use marathons to find love and is the race bib the answer?Should you make sure your car is clean before getting a WOF?SO MANY QUESTIONS!We bloody love your support, and would love it even more if you like and subscribe the show wherever you listen to it (subscribe on Apple, follow on Spotify).Thanks for listening xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've come to the conclusion that we are indeed basic bitches (yes, just today haha) and we actually really happy with it.Brodie gives an update on Flirt School and while it was super fun and there was learnings...it's still a grim outlook out there folks.We urge Caitlin to do some DM sliding.Gracie is in a nude nail era and is also having a wild time on the Apple Ciders and we are here for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're pretty sure herpes, hickeys and hard eggs were talked about in the first five minutes but it'll give you an idea of the tone of the podcast today... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a new term to describe the various levels of takeaways and we think it'll stick.It's Masturbation May in case you didn't know, but shit it's high maintenance.Are you into dudes that have that "pub grime" look?We have a dating app update, and some wise advice for one of our single sisters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You best believe we dive into every orifice of the Met Gala. We love it, we hate it, we love to love and hate it at the same time ok?!?!?!Caitlin is having a much deserved holiday, but the other two have essentially had a rebirth!Brodie gives a debrief on the Routeburn Classic.Gracie had a gorgie night out.And a dick-shaped iceberg discovered by a man from Dildo. Not even kidding.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gracie thinks the only thing AI might be good for is coming up with our punishing social media captions.Brodie thinks she knows where her final resting place is.Caitlin learns what a berm is.Another quick Coachella debrief.Gumboot tea, cauliflower and white cowboy boots. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Undies as pants for fashion? We possibly spent way too long on this.Barbie the movie better have the sex scenes we created when we had Barbies or we're not watching...There's also some emotional dumping in this episode...And the trickiest listener question to date...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices