Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Podcaster, writer and mother Elizabeth Laime (Totally Married) is back to talk about writing a network pilot, not taking it personally when a very personal pilot doesn't go, the podcast about pubic hair she should probably host, being sunny with a side of goth, postpartum anxiety, hopes for her kids, her husband Andy Rosen's use of language, tuxedo balloons, dongles and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!

Alison's not a morning person but she's determined to become one. #AL is very literal and once peed in the garage. David Huntsberger is helping to measure outrage. Also why have we all signed off on certain sounds being scary or ominous and where's the petty bullshit department when you need them? Plus Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Eddie, Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Away (use promo code BFF) and Lola (enter BFF at checkout).

Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Don't Be Yourself (produced by Amy Schumer), touring with Amy Schumer as her longtime opener, growing up in New Orleans, cheating on his girlfriend of 12 years, wet pubes, drinking, being an introvert, stealing from private jets and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Watch Mark's special on May 12 on Comedy Central! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!

Al's tired of being a slave to his electric toothbrush. David's shoed horses and a lot more. Daniel was secretly filmed singing a very sweet lullaby to Elliot. Alison went crazy the first time she took the baby to a restaurant, imagining all the scenarios in which he could get hurt. Also Alison and Daniel left the house without the baby for the first time (and cheated on him with Samantha). Plus more pillow talk, the best Disney movie, the science march, doomsday prepping and a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Storyworth.

Guy Branum stops by the show to talk about Talk Show the Game Show, prune festivals, coming out, Feud, Berkeley, his favorite cracker, gay men being obsessed with the structure of social interactions, small talk, leaving Chelsea Lately, his relationship with Chelsea and behind-the-scenes stories, his conflict with Joe Rogan, why dating apps aren't in rom coms, G4 and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LAPEL pin! and the HGFY ringtone!

Alison's feeling guilty and conflicted about appreciating time away from the baby. John Henson's having hotel sex. Jenna and #AL are loving Atlanta. Jeff's fixing tractor tires, handling guns and eating peanut chews in Bucks County, PA. Plus cavalries, pillow menus, marital scorekeeping, first dates, grits, red moons, iTunes Comment of the Week, Just Me Or Everyone, #SnackChat with aforementioned peanut treats and an adoptable dog named Lundi. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Audible and Hubble.

Greg Fitzsimmons is back to talk about how to get special treatment, the new podcast he and Alison will be starting and how listeners can be involved, writing on Crashing, Greg's physique, Alison's diet, sex with larger women, Andy Dick and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin!

Alison had an anxiety-provoking encounter at a baby-wearing meetup, Daniel's feeling edgy, Al's describing movies, Jenna's making videos and David Hunstsberger knows everything about Elliott Smith. Plus the reason crocodiles hang out with their mouths open, Funfetti, microwaving, internships at the flower shop, the return of iTunes Comment of the Week, advice to a listener, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Ed. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Casper (use promo code BFF) and Blue Apron and Beachbody on Demand (Text ALISON to 303030).

Josh Wolf returns to talk about the meaning of the word "elite," how we got into this political mess, the Poddy Awards, education, his new podcast with Freddie Prinze Jr., authenticity, mushrooms, mole people and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! )

Alison might be over carboloading the intro. John Henson got into it on Twitter. Daniel hates your certainty. Jenna and Al need you to go down for a nap. Alison's song is creeping everyone out. Also, multitasking while parenting is impossible. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Cookie. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! This show is brought to you by Amazon (Clicking through the Amazon banner helps support the show. Thank you in advance for your support! Clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!) Boll and Branch (use promo code ALISON) and Proflowers (enter code ALISON ROSEN at checkout)