Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Joe Kwaczala is back and he finally got some facetime with his girlfriend's cat. Renee Colvert is here but she wants to flee. Alison can't remember a pivotal detail about her show and turns to the listeners for help. Plus gender reveal parties, Alison's detention story, Breakfast Club, Just Me Or Everyone and more! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by BETTER HELP: http://betterhelp.com/bestfriend (use code bestfriend for 10% off), AMAZON ALEXA: http://amazon.com/bestfriend (get 20% off your Amazon Smart Lighting Bundle which includes an Echo Dot smart speaker and a Sengled Color-Changing Light Bulb) and FIGS: Head to http://wearFIGS.com and enter code BESTFRIEND at checkout for 15% off. You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Daniel has purchased a body pillow that may or may not be for women who are expecting but apparently it's integral to the Quantz Method for sleep. Alison is agitated. Greg Heller calls in with some airtight impressions. Daniel has a favorite spoon that Alison attempted, unaware of its status, to throw out. Plus she never wrote an article about butterbeer despite what the internet would have you believe. And your calls about edibles, grocery stores, toddlers and more. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by EVERYPLATE: http://everyplate.com (enter code bestfriend3 for 3 weeks of Every Plate meals for only $2.99 per meal), BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off), RAYCON: http://buyraycon.com/bestfriend (for 15% off). You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Dave Hill joins us from the wilds of Ohio, we get to the bottom of Vegemite and Marmite, Jordan Morris gets our notes on admonishing his cat, I offer a mosquito update, we discuss the typical length of a pair of underwear's tour of duty and so much more. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off) ANCESTRY: http://ancestry.com/bestfriend, ROTHY'S: http://rothys.com/alison You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Television host, writer and political correspondent S.E. Cupp, host of S.E. Cupp Unfiltered on CNN, joins the show from her enviable closet. We talk about said closet, her life in the 'burbs, motherhood, her career path, the effect of pursuing ballet from age 6, praise and criticism, her political awakening, whether she still considers herself a republican, 9/11, atheism, her experience on Jeopardy, thoughts about her time at Fox News, whether her thoughts have changed since she authored Why You're Wrong About the Right and Losing Our Religion: The Liberal Media's Attack on Christianity, her quarantine puppy, puzzle crushing and so much more. We also took your questions. Full video at youtube.com/alisonrosen. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by BROOKLINEN: http://Brooklinen.com (Get 10% off your first order AND free shipping when you use promo code BESTFRIEND) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Dave Holmes, Matt McConkey and Renee Colvert are on the show this week! We talk about the mosquitos that are ruining my life, Tugboat's new daycare, Dave's mosquito tip, a thought experiment to determine... something..., Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze involving a controversial candy, news, passive aggressive conversational ticks, dating apps, Dave's MTV days and so much more. We also do a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talk about Dave and Matt's podcast Homophilia which is produced by Renee! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by RAYCON: http://BuyRaycon.com/bestfriend for 15% off. You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Esther Povitsky is a comedian, actor, writer and producer. She hosts the podcasts Glowing Up and Esther Club. You've seen her as Izzy on Dollface and Maya on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. She's also appeared on Brooklyn 99, Love and Parks and Recreation. She co-created the series Alone Together and her hilarious comedy special Hot for My Name just debuted on Comedy Central. We talked about how she keeps her friends away from her stand-up, whether she truly thinks her parents aren't very into her, relationships, sex, our shared orthodontist, tie-dye, anxiety and more. We also took your questions. Watch full video at http://youtube.com/alisonrosen. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial https://amzn.to/2YsI0n2

David Huntsberger has some big personal news to share but he was the victim of a robbery earlier in the day which is at the forefront of his mind. Wendy Molyneux is here and she's still enjoying her minimal home decor. In fact, she might want to bring it with her to the afterlife. I'm still talking about cardistry which is a word Wendy hates. Also, she would like to purchase Dave and Tony's dogs and knows nothing about going rates. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen [powerpress] Download the episode from iTunes. Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by PURPLE: http://purple.com/bestfriend10 (use promo code bestfriend10 for ten percent off your purchase of $200 or more) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Magician, comedian, producer and TV personality Justin Willman (Magic for Humans, Cupcake Wars) joins the show to talk about whether he has a "magician personality," what the term "dual reality" means in a magic setting, crowd control, keeping secrets, imposter syndrome, drug addiction and going to rehab, fatherhood, grief, his childhood in St. Louis, cardistry, Magic for Susans, the Social Distancing Magician Starter Kit and so much more. We also took your questions. Watch the full episode at http://Youtube.com/alisonrosen. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Kevin and Demi are here but they want to be known as more than the former Gilmore Guys! Kevin has mixed feelings about being so closely associated with all the Ellen stories and Demi has never reached for the food pun right in front of him. Neither have I! Plus socially-distanced karaoke, locations of kitchen spices, a blast from the past in the form of butter sandwiches and shower talk and a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by ANCESTRYHealth: http://Ancestry.com/BESTFRIEND RAYCON: http://BuyRaycon.com/bestfriend (for 15% off) BROOKLINEN: http://Brooklinen.com (Get 10% off AND free shipping when you use promo code BESTFRIEND) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

It's Daniel's birthday and he's not very happy about it. Is Alison in line to replace Ellen? Is Daniel being a little extra mean today? Plus the most emo decade, false starts, Daniel's diet, Quantzercise, ageism, your calls and so much more. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by FIGS! Head to http://wearFIGS.com and enter code BESTFRIEND at checkout for 15% off You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial