Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Tony's festive background has us all feeling bad about our own so Wendy Molyneux has done some quick decorating and Dave Huntsberger has stolen away to his familial holiday home. Is any nog as good as Wendy's friend Brent's mom's nog? And why does everyone refuse to offer a screaming hot take? Plus the beds we all sleep in, Dave's bean bags, my curation of Daniel's products, meat tubes, wet versus dry milk, Santa's size relative to elves and humans, Modern Santa class, Santa's sexuality, things Tony (or anyone) shouldn't say on a first date, HFGY and more! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

It's the second to last Monday show of 2020 and we take listener calls running the gamut from Joy, a healthcare worker who is having a tough time and questioning her faith, to Lisa, a listener who may have found her soulmate on Tinder. Alison's been having a recurring Adam Carolla Show dream and Daniel has plans to get even more addicted to a number of things in 2021. Plus Vanderpump Rules and other TV Talk, Daniel's corner of Alison's Amazon Store, the problem with having gifts delivered when you have kids, Daniel's Kewl Beanz resistance, a nanny update and more. Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by: BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

You think we aren't going to delve into controversial and hard-hitting topics like cake versus pie? You're wrong, but first we have a lot of other stuff to get through like the shape of giraffe poop, squirrel poop, Jackie Johnson's new living situation, Tim Kalpakis's love of stock photos (man who doesn't enjoy his corn dog, anyone?), Tony's holiday decorations and so much more. Plus one update from Alison that's sad and another that's pathetic. The pathetic one involves Vanderpump Rules. Also HGFY and JMOE and more! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen This episode is brought to you by: EVERLYWELL: http://Everlywell.com/BESTFRIEND (and enter code BESTFRIEND for 20% off your test) CRATEJOY: http://cratejoy.com/bestfriend (for 30% off your first box) FIGS: Head to http://wearFIGS.com and enter code BESTFRIEND at checkout for 15% off Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Comedian, actor, writer and podcast host Annie Lederman is back to talk about the Comedy Store documentary, thinking she lost a bunch of validating text messages from people she looks up to, therapy and spirituality, working on Who is America and Borat, hosting Meanspiration, being ejected from a friend group in New York, her new dog Randy, anger, breathwork, her shaman, feeling torn about Ellen and so much more. Full episode at youtube.com/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off) BROOKLINEN: http://Brooklinen.com (Get 10% off AND free shipping when you use promo code BESTFRIEND) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky from Mornin!!! and Red Eye join the show to discuss the tragedy of Bill's first movie scale leg lamp, an array of fun facts, Jo's lingerie thoughts, the mystery of my nanny's whereabouts (it's a podcast in the making) and more. We are joined by Bill's brother Alfred Schulz in a surprise reprise of his old segment Things You Never Hear People Say. Then I made him stay for the rest of the episode. We also get into Bill's two year relationship with Kayleigh McEnany, his and Jo's Fox News thoughts and Jo's history with Nick Jonas. Plus Just Me Or Everyone, mukbangs, Hail Marys and more. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: STORYWORTH: http://storyworth.com/bestfriend (for $10 off) ADAM AND EVE: http://adamandeve.com (offer code alison) SKYLIGHT FRAME: http://skylightframe.com (get $10 off with promo code alison) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Stephanie Wittels Wachs is a writer, advocate and podcaster. She's the cofounder and chief creative officer of the critically acclaimed and widely respected Lemonada Media podcast network and hosts Last Day, a podcast that in its first season took a look at the opioid crisis in America and in its second season, airing now, is exploring suicide. She's also the author of Everything is Horrible and Wonderful, a searing memoir about losing her brother Harris Wittels to a heroin overdose. She recently relocated from Houston, Texas to Monterrey, California. We talked about her new Northern California lifestyle, sharing a well with neighbors, nosy Cheryl, parenthood, her parents moving in, patient husbands, the differences between hosting the first and second seasons of Last Day, hearing loss, media guidelines surrounding discussions of suicide, grief and so much more. We also did a round of HGFY and Just Me Or Everyone! Full episode available at youtube.com/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off) BOMBAS: http://Bombas.com/BESTFRIEND (to save 20%) ROTHYS: http://rothys.com/alison You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

It's been far too long since Allie Mac Kay and Ali Segel were on the show and now they're both here and we have important Ali/Allie/Alison/Tony catching up to do. Allie is INTO CHRISTMAS and she's had it up to here with arbiters of joy. Ali gets why you feel that way about life coaching but hear her out! I've got an update about that reality show I mentioned and also sorry in advance for the TMI. Plus denim on denim, radio stuff, trash can protocol, HGFY, Just Me Or Everyone, iTunes Comments of the Week AND MORE! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by ADAM & EVE: http://adamandeve.com (offer code alison) CRATEJOY http://cratejoy.com/bestfriend (for 30% off your first box) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

What's that saying about how if you can make yourself burp, you'll never be alone? Daniel and I discuss whether this is true and also Daniel explains whether or not he thinks I have "it." What is a foam party? Am I experiencing compassion fatigue or just slowly turning into a psychopath? Plus we took your calls, did Deleted Tweets and HGFY, discussed a news story, I challenged Daniel to give me one GD compliment and we talked about how Daniel will be leaving me for the woman from Queen's Gambit. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: SKYLIGHT FRAME http://skylightframe.com (use code ALISON for $10 off) KIWICO: http://kiwico.com/ALISON (50% off first box and free shipping) BROOKLINEN: http://brooklinen.com (use promo code BESTFRIEND for 10% off your first order) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Kevin T. Porter is back to remind us he's the king of predictions! Also, he grew up anti-vax. Demi Adejuyigbe is also back still riding high from his viral gas station dance-a-thon. No one thinks I should pursue a reality show opportunity that may or may not have come to me and Tony shares an exclusive story about turning down a reality show. Bruce Springsteen and Christoph Waltz suddenly zoom bomb the show and we learn about their Thanksgiving plans. Plus the return of Deleted Tweets and a round of Just Me Or Everyone! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by: SKYLIGHT FRAME http://skylightframe.com (use code ALISON for $10 off) KIWICO: http://kiwico.com/ALISON (50% off first box and free shipping) SIMPLY EARTH: http://simplyearth.com/bestfriend You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Tim Heidecker is a comedian, writer, producer, actor, director, host and musician. You know him from Adult Swim's Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job! and myriad related projects including Check it Out! with Dr. Steve Brule and On Cinema. He hosts the popular Office Hours Live call in podcast. He stars in Showtime's Moonbase 8 and he's also an accomplished musician, who just released a critically acclaimed album called Fear of Death. We talked about growing up in Allentown, PA, his political awakening, whether he has regrets, getting older, his patience and empathy for kids who get swept up into movements, trolls, the degree to which his material is scripted versus improvised, his marriage, fatherhood and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Full video at youtube.com/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by: RAYCON: http://buyraycon.com/bestfriend (for 15% off) STORYWORTH: http://storyworth.com/bestfriend (for $10 off) BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial