Low Value Mail and The Bath House Live Call-In Show and Podcast with Danny Polishchuk

The Bathhouse is a live call-in show from the green room of The Stand one of New York City's best comedy clubs.Follow the guests: Chris Scopo and Ray DevitoChapters:00:00 - Intro04:07 - Lil Dan - Turnin up on a Tuesday - Working for slow dudes08:40 - Alien Snizz18:27 - Disappointed27:20 - First time long time - Single mom advice34:02 - "Lou" calls from Guam - What's Guam like?45:45 - You can *definitely* have sex with an alien52:21 - Josh from Texas calls - Quandry to pose to you as an American Jew1:01:37 - Dylan's wife - Talk, woman! Guest starring Luis Gomez and Ari Shaffir1:10:00 - Lil Dan1:13:07 - Forza calls - Formatt -  Aliens1:25:00 - Rubestar - 5 minutes up top?1:27:00 - Not the name on the caller ID calls - Tyrone - Would it be a good idea to deport people to africa1:34:00 - Plugs

Low Value Mail is a live call-in show discussing current events, politics, conspiracies and much more.Every Monday night at 7pm ETSupport The Show:🎩 Patreon 🎩http://www.Patreon.com/LowValueMail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎👂Listen to the podcast👂https://anchor.fm/low-value-mail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎Follow me everywhere:www.instagram.com/dannyjokeswww.twitter.com/dannyjokeswww.facebook.com/dannycomedy00:00 VIS Tiers00:06 Intro theme01:00 Show open01:29 Preview01:55 Easter Armageddon03:16 Opening monologue 04:06 Bonkers clip from Matt Gaetz 05:45 Is our government holding aliens hostage in order to breed with war captives and migrants?08:05 Is this just podcast slop?09:10 Clip from Tennessee congressman commenting on Gaetz interview10:20 What are the feds hiding/Is this a psy-op?12:32 Superchats13:05 Artemis II (Awesome hoax or legit achievement?)18:09 Iran gonna be nuked (Bath House) 18:33 Is Trump losing it? 21:34 Support the show/Save The Bath House/Dates23:32 Former producer corrects Danny's pronunciation of "Spokane" and gives an in-depth analysis of the Albertan secession referendum.35:30 Jason calls in to discuss Canada and give his professional expertise, re: the rescued combat pilots in Iran. 55:29 Dylan calls in to pooh-pooh Artemis II, lament the boomerfication of his relatives, discuss Germany's subtle conscription rule and its transition of commercial businesses to military use, and Trump's insider dealing. 1:12:09 More superchats1:12:49 Peter calls out the gayness of NASA and argues for the privatization of space exploration. 1:25:27 Jared calls to explain how astronauts are trained and contemplates doxxing himself.1:33:20 Superchat1:33:36 Cole from Peoria calls in to express skepticism about the utility of Artemis II and roast engineer dorks, discuss the impact of striking Iran's energy production, and talk about Clinkers.1:45:52 Caller describes insane arrest and requests legal advice, talks about the detention of Qassem Soleimani's relatives by ICE. 1:54:45 Dylan calls back with legal advice for previous caller.1:58:19 Chris calls in to probe Danny's Trump thermostat and ask about Zionist Argentina settlement conspiracy theory.2:07:47 Zack calls in to finally discuss the show topic, explain how we're going to be conditioned to embrace The Matrix, and promote his best-selling e-book.2:15:32 Show wrap-up/Bath House/Dates2:16:07 Outro theme/Chad

The Bathhouse is a live call-in show from the green room of The Stand one of New York City's best comedy clubs.Call 1-347-391-6995 to join the hang.Follow the Guests: Bret Raybould, Damien Speranza and Johnny Glover.Chapters:00:00 - Intro3:15 - Show start3:33 - Lil Dan #1 Wigger 12:08 - Dru - Gary Owen20:00 - Bubba Burt Wilson32:04 - Chris calls - Japanification of twitter / Passport bros44:30 - Iran Movie53:00 - PK the american cowboy - pedos1:14:00 - Rube with a bad connection - Hypnosis 1:24:00 - Navy guy - comedy logistics / iron dome1:36:30 - Wrap up / plugs

Low Value Mail is a live call-in show discussing current events, politics, conspiracies and much more.Every Monday night at 7pm ETSupport The Show:🎩 Patreon 🎩http://www.Patreon.com/LowValueMail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎👂Listen to the podcast👂https://anchor.fm/low-value-mail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎Follow me everywhere:www.instagram.com/dannyjokeswww.twitter.com/dannyjokeswww.facebook.com/dannycomedy00:00 VIS Tiers00:26 Intro theme01:20 Beginning of the show01:57 Coming attractions02:20 New number/London 03:27 Iran War monologue 04:30 Mark Levin beating the war drums7:44 Stock dip tips8:40 Trump wildin' out on social media/Ghalibaf counter-trolling12:36 Trump's 4 decade beef with Iran13:54 Legit gripes/participatory democracy 15:47 War-time tradeoffs17:00 War timeline 18:39 Vanishing scientists20:34 Technical difficulties22:00 Superchat22:13 Support the show/Save The Bathhouse/Dates 23:07 Jason calls in to challenge his critics, clarify earlier comments and give his professional expertise, re: war.37:52 Dylan calls in to out Joe Kent and Tulsi Gabbard as WEF shills, discuss a company's potentially groundbreaking discovery in pancreatic cancer research. bring up military influencers, recount the Clintons involvement with Uranium One, and talk about media rules for charged sex offenders.55:27 Joe the Lawyer calls in to discuss suspicious Nerdeen Kiswani plot and post-10/7 Jewish self-defense, explain why Jews sell leavened bread to goys during Passover, and the mechanics of damages in civil lawsuits.1:08:39 NotMatt calls in to push back against pro-war messaging, the benefits of moving to El Salvador, and what happens when Trump fails the MAGA movement. 1:32:02 Peter from California calls in from Alberta to discuss secession vote in Canada, back up Dylan, re: military influencers, and talk about aluminum.1:43:16 Will calls in to recount a completely insane story about a former employee and ask for advice,1:55:23 Mark calls in to share in Danny's admiration of this country and point out the unsustainability of America's debt service.2:01:09 P.K. (The American Cowboy) calls in to express bewilderment at Will's ostensible dilemma and talk about NorCal's amusing diversity.2:05:56 Show wrap-up/Support the show 2:06:40 Outro theme/Chad

The Bathhouse is a live call-in show from the green room of The Stand one of New York City's best comedy clubs.Call 1-347-391-6995 to join the hang.Follow the Guests: Chloe LaBranche, Mike Earley, Doug Uram and TJ Miller.Chapters:00:00: - Intro3:00 -TJ Miller?!5:15 - First caller submarine dude - Ground invasion?12:45 - Mike - Adult family homes / schizo's / Danny in hot water23:00 - Lil Dan29:10 - Stav calls - Danny should enlist35:28 - Rafe got hit by a drunk driver47:08 - Billy from Philly53:27 - Canadian calls54:36 - Dylan calls -  Planes falling out of the sky / Laura Loomer1:04:22 - Canadian calls back - Ya comin back ta Edmonton, bud?1:13:12 - Rubestar - Piss drinking1:25:55 - Wrap up / plugs

Low Value Mail is a live call-in show discussing current events, politics, conspiracies and much more.Every Monday night at 7pm ETSupport The Show:🎩 Patreon 🎩http://www.Patreon.com/LowValueMail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎👂Listen to the podcast👂https://anchor.fm/low-value-mail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎Follow me everywhere:www.instagram.com/dannyjokeswww.twitter.com/dannyjokeswww.facebook.com/dannycomedy00:00 VIS Tiers00:10 Intro theme01:03 Show open 01:31 Ironic food poisoning 02:02 Hotline bling03:10 Iran war monologue 05:17 Market manipulation06:57 Insider trading?09:35 Trust the process10:45 Gulf censorship13:03 False binary14:17 Sunshine Patriots/Winter Soldiers 15:00 Social conditioning16:24 Trump was the original Cryatollah hater 17:13 A war of choice/legacy building18:00 Chill 45 vs. Xtreme 4718:49 AI Bibi20:15 Has AI fried our perception of reality? 21:04 Conspiracy dogmatists 22:13 The heat is on22:41 Support the Show23:14 Save The Bath House/Live dates24:23 Zach from NY calls in to discuss Agenda 203036:16 Superchat 36:37 Dylan calls in to explain the root cause of jets falling and to settle some scores with anti-Dylan callers.49:28 Chandler from Utah calls in to recount nightmarish story about fighting for legitimate disability payments. 1:01:23 More superchats1:01:52 Joe calls in to challenge Ryan's puck cred and gripe about blame-shifting, re: Jews.1:08:52 Jeff from Alberta calls in to talk about his mixed feelings, re: Alberta secession.1:16:59 Will recounts his Old Yeller story and argues that Jews are the real trans. 1:24:33 Slav's shortest call1:25:28 The Goob returns 1:39:46 Tony Scarbone calls in to commend Jeff's dog decision and talk puck.1:45:16 Yet more superchats1:46:15 Sam calls in to offer the pro-killing your pet (female) perspective.1:53:25 Jason, the non-Californian, calls in to explain what FADEC is, give a firsthand account of how a serviceman feels about war, and add to the dog killing discourse.2:09:27 Will calls in to lament this episode's trajectory, discuss seeing an hyper-woke Austin emo band, and talk about the looming Trump recession and our economic future.2:17:57 Final superchats2:18:28 Wrap-up/Final thoughts on personal pet euthanasia2:19:21 Chad/Outro

The Bathhouse is a live call-in show from the green room of The Stand one of New York City's best comedy clubs.Call 1-347-391-6995 to join the hang.Follow the guests: Barry Ribs, Robbie 'The Fire' Bernstein and Marito Lopez.Chapters:00:00 - Welcome06:30 - Rafe calls - Car crash13:50 - Matt wants to keep the bath house alive18:17 - Steve has a thought for the show26:30 - Lil Dan is having a rager / friend has a story35:50 - superchats38:00 - PK The American Cowboy from Laos48:50 - Dylan calls - cough syrup hittin' / Crashed jets53:39 - PK is back to complain about immigrants unironically56:35 - Gilly 57:02 - Barry can you unblock me on twitter?59:19 - Pablo doesn't get Barry / Cyber attacks1:07:00 - Gilly's bluetooth was goofin up1:11:15 - This guy hates Hawaiians cause he was married to one1:13:58 - Barry's not gonna like this one / Slav calls1:15:58 - Devin calls 1:16:40 - Hoser calls - was hoping Barry would show his magic coin1:19:20 - Slav calls again to slur1:20:30 - Pick a decade and I can talk about it1:21:36 - Tell us about the 80's1:31:04 - Tony Scarboni - Who you got for stanley cup1:34:22 - Wrap up / Plugs

Low Value Mail is a live call-in show discussing current events, politics, conspiracies and much more.Every Monday night at 7pm ETSupport The Show:🎩 Patreon 🎩http://www.Patreon.com/LowValueMail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎👂Listen to the podcast👂https://anchor.fm/low-value-mail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎Follow me everywhere:www.instagram.com/dannyjokeswww.twitter.com/dannyjokeswww.facebook.com/dannycomedy00:00 VIS Tiers00:34 Intro theme 01:30 Show begins01:46 Producer malfunction03:19 Iran war monologue begins (WWIII?)4:40 Oil shock reverse7:00 America taking stuff7:35 Iran winning AI slop war8:25 The missile gap (Does Iran have a chance?)10:15 School strike (Who killed the Iranian girls?)11:36 Ideological blind spots13:51 Consequences for the U.S. killing folks14:46 Superchat15:05 Iran sleeper cells15:53 ISIS teen terror plot at Gracie Mansion 18:24 War wrapping up?19:11 Superchat19:42 Support the show 20:03 The Bath House (final episode?)20:44 Ft. Worth shows21:10 Dylan says Danny is a quasi-retard, calls out prepper tech billionaires, denounces Twitter censorship and talks about Iran, Israel and Qatar.39:45 The Producer returns/Patreon number40:20  Supplying the resistance with the liberator pistol (WWII parallels). What do grunts think about the current war? 52:49 More superchats 53:27 Devin calls in to discuss Trump legacy, Cuba, the discombobulator 1:06:02 Logan calls in during a delivery to discuss Venezuelan oil extraction, re: the Strait of Hormuz.1:08:14 Superchats (Patreon local number for dirty foreigners)1:10:18 Thomas calls in to explain lineage-level competition and how it relates to Jewish survival1:18:05 Rafe calls in to discuss the American Armed Forces supply chain, oil, New York City getting nuked, and the World Baseball Classic.1:34:30 Peter calls in to explain the difference between the discombobulator and ELRAD (sound cannon), the use of  radio wave and sound weapons, Kharg Island and Trump gunning for the new Cryatollah.1:42:09 Superchats1:42:19 Beau calls in to talk about Brandon Herrera winning the primary, comedy, podcasting, and West Virginia and Kentucky bills permitting gun rentals from state troopers.1:51:42 Frank calls in to review his pro-war call, discuss his panic buying and meat inflation, talk about Rumble, and encourage Danny to abandon his Canadianism.1:59:21 Alan issues a tepid mea culpa for his "air parity" comment, discusses the fallout from his spoonerism, talks about Sharyl Attkisson's book about Havana Syndrome and his personal  experience as an attack pilot, and speculates on what this weapon might be. 2:14:03 Final superchats (Rumble)2:14:42 Wrap-up (Bath House update)2:15:33 Outro (Chad)

Low Value Mail is a live call-in show discussing current events, politics, conspiracies and much more.Every Monday night at 7pm ETSupport The Show:🎩 Patreon 🎩http://www.Patreon.com/LowValueMailorx.com/dannyjokes/superfollows/subscribeMerch: www.lowvaluemail.com⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎👂Listen to the podcast👂https://anchor.fm/low-value-mail⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎⚡︎Follow me everywhere:www.instagram.com/dannyjokeswww.twitter.com/dannyjokeswww.facebook.com/dannycomedy00:00 VIS Tiers00:16 Intro theme 01:10 Show begins01:33 New phone number/Patrons-only priority access and foreign callers03:44 New Middle Eastern War 06:17 Rubio's explanation for why we're at war with Iran10:51 American-Israel partnership 12:45 Imperial hubris?14:59 Lone wolf terror attack/blowback17:49 Oil shock18:45 Confirming your priors20:24 Superchats22:06 Scrote Wall of Fame/Support the Show22:36 The ultimate episode of The Bath House?23:46 Dylan calls in to talk about John McAfee conspiracy theory and upcoming interview with McAfee employee, as well as MIRVs and drone tech.38:17 Peter calls in to discuss the war's implications for China 47:28 Charlie from Florida calls in to talk weather, sleeper cells, and Jim Carrey turning into The Mask IRL.1:01:09 More superchats 1:02:45 The Goob talks BAFTAs and returns to his favorite topic 1:14:55 Chris from Texas gives us an update on his sobriety journey and explores his Trump fatigue.1:23:48 Cole from Peoria calls in to discuss Stuxnet and the geopolitical situation1:33:53 Frank calls in to

The Bathhouse is a live call-in show from the green room of The Stand one of New York City's best comedy clubs.Follow the guests: Tom Zappia, Robbie Goodwin and Tristan Bowling.Chapters:00:00 - Intro02:50 - Show start03:53 - PK The "American" Cowboy6:30 - Shoutout sumo dog6:41 - Patreon caller / Does free will exist?23:01 - Long time first time from across the pond - AI is spooky / How do you know if she's the one?37:30 - Dude found the one at the club45:00 - Dylan calls - Hunter Biden / Spike protein52:44 - Jack calls - Cane piece1:00:05 -Rob the jewelry boy - AI / What's going on in Mexico?1:10:25 - Not Matt calls - Mexico clarification / AIx1:23:11 - Slav calls, olympics1:27:58 - Rube - No cleveland? Riffing some material1:36:22 - Wrap up / Plugs