

Cyrus Says
IVM Podcasts
Broadcasting through the week with a rotating panel of guests, Cyrus Says is the definitive show on life in urban India, politics, sports, civic sense, traffic, kids, food, and everything that matters. Mostly.
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Jul 15, 2022 • 1h 2min
CnB ft. Meghnad, Navin & Antariksh | Unparliamentary Words & Rupee Settling For Record Low
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Meghnad S, Navin Noronha, and Silverie. Cyrus today is happy because of an audio glitch that made the audio of Navin stop suddenly before the show started. He wishes this to happen in real life whenever someone over-talks him. The show started with Meghnad, the co-host today, addressing the questions he is getting on why he is trying to bring organization to the chaos in the show. Cyrus praises Meghnad for being the new leader of the show and how he can now anytime choose to be the co-host of the show. Topics discussed by the panel were: The list of unparliamentary words, the Rupee settling at a new record low of 79.90 against the US dollar, and Lalit Modi Announcing 'New Beginning' With Sushmita Sen. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Meghnad on Instagram at @meghnadsYou can follow Navin on Instagram at @houseofnoronhaYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @abbasmomin88: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 15, 2022 • 1h 8min
CnB ft. Ayushi, Kajol & Abbas | 'Anti-Clockwise Walking' Banned & Musk vs Trump Feud
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Ayushi Amin, Kajol Srinivasan, and Abbas. Cyrus today is ranting about the many chairs, cops & big SUVs on the lanes of his residential area - because of the highly active political presence. Abbas tried to start the show by sharing some memes posted on the Cyrus Says Discord Server, but that didn’t work out, and the panel started discussing Shakespeare, Julius Caesar & why monuments like the Taj Mahal are built. Finally, before the break, a brand new segment happened - Cyrus Reacts, where Cyrus reacted poorly to the memes shared on the show’s fan-created Discord Server. Topics discussed by the panel were: The feud between Elon Musk & Donald Trump on Twitter, Bengaluru park banning ‘anti-clockwise walking’ & NASA’s James Webb telescope detecting water on a distant planet. Tune in for this and much more! Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Ayushi on Instagram at @ayushia9You can follow Kajol on Instagram at @lolrakshakYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @abbasmomin88: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 13, 2022 • 1h 8min
CnB ft. Punit, Aakash & Antariksh | India Population World #1 & Non-Melty Ice-Cream
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Aakash Mehta, Punit Pania, and Silverie. Cyrus is handling his irritation rather well about the audio for the podcast not being functional at the start, though they were very much functional. On the show today, Aakash is late because of the Mumbai rains, and we get to meet Meghnad again this week. He fills in for him, though for a short amount of time. After Aakash joins, he tells the story of why he trimmed his beard and how he looks like a different person altogether. They further talk about Aakash’s marriage, which is around the corner, where Silverie is not invited. Topics discussed by the panel were: India projected to surpass China as the most populous country in the world during 2023, Rs 800 Chinese ice cream that does not melt when exposed to fire, and Bengaluru to become free of stray dogs. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Aakash on Instagram at @kuchbhimehtaYou can follow Punit on Instagram at @punitpaniaYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @abbasmomin88: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 12, 2022 • 1h 3min
CnB ft. Meghnad, Shreyas & Abbas | Solution For Population Growth & Vijay Mallya Fined
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Meghnad S, Shreyas Manohar, and Abbas. Cyrus is talking about the importance of having an early start to the day, and he is upset about people not adapting to this ideology by always being late for the show. Today, we got introduced to Meghnad S, the newly appointed Creative Director for non-fiction podcasts at IVM. Meghnad came prepared and shared a few lines that he wrote for some of our panelists (which might have been a little roast-y). Topics discussed by the panel were: the Nagaland Minister's solution for population growth, Vijay Mallya getting sentenced to four months in jail & fined Rs 2,000 for contempt of court, and the growing ‘culture of extremism’ among the UK and European police forces. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Meghnad on Instagram at @meghnadsYou can follow Shreyas on Instagram at @shreyas_manoharYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 12, 2022 • 1h 12min
CnB ft. Niveditha, Amit & Antariksh | Shinzo Abe Assassination & Elon Musk Calling Off Twitter Deal
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Niveditha Prakasam, Amit Doshi, and Silverie. Cyrus is happily talking about Maharashtra’s CM, who has said that he does not want any VIP movements that can cause traffic - all Cyrus ever wants. The show starts with the panel discussing the current Maharashtra political situation, subjects where they all scored fewer marks, and Niveditha sharing her Swahili stories. Topics discussed by the panel today were: Pool party to celebrate the storming of Sri Lanka's presidential palace, Shinzo Abe - Japan ex-leader assassinated while giving a speech, Elon Musk terminates $44-billion Twitter deal, and YouTuber Gaurav Taneja arrested after birthday celebration with fans at Noida metro station. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Niveditha Prakasam on Instagram at @niv.prakasamYou can follow Amit Doshi on Instagram at @doshiamitYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 8, 2022 • 50min
Song Of The Forest ft. Ruskin Bond | Renowned Indian Author
On Cyrus Says today, we’re joined by Ruskin Bond, one of India’s most celebrated authors. Cyrus talks to Ruskin about his latest book - Song Of The Forest. The show starts with Ruskin sharing with us how he thinks of himself as a reader first and a writer second. He tells the stories of how in the initial days, he wanted to be a football player & a tap dancer. From there, Cyrus picks up different stories from the book, and Ruskin takes us through his vision behind penning those down - some real, some made-up (still very close to reality). He talks about his approach to writing that revolves around the simplicity and depth of the subject matter. They discuss the many instances that inspired him to write down the various stories in the book. Abbas joins in after the break and shares a nostalgic story of him meeting Ruskin at the Jaipur Literature Festival. Further, Ruskin answers a few questions asked by his readers and fans. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Ruskin Bond on Instagram @ruskinbondofficialYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 8, 2022 • 1h 4min
CnB ft. Aakash, Punit & Abbas | UK Ministers Resigning & College Teacher Returning Salary
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Aakash Mehta, Punit Pania & Abbas. Cyrus is giving ways to measure the popularity of politicians in 2022, and he has a test for this - all the Maharashtra Govt has to do is check the number of children born in 2022 who're named Uddhav or Eknath. The show starts with Aakash appearing out of nowhere after Cyrus’s advice session. Cyrus talks about how everyone in the comic industry is more prosperous than the next. The guys then talk about a live proposal that happened during a standup show & whether it’s a good idea to involve family members in content created by comedians and influencers. Topics discussed by the panel today were: UK ministers resigning from government, Bihar college teacher listening to ‘conscience’, returning 33-month salary over Rs 23 lakh, and Why theaters have banned teens in suits from 'Minions: The Rise of Gru' screenings. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Aakash Mehta on Instagram at @kuchbhimehtaYou can follow Punit Pania on Instagram at @punitpaniaYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 6, 2022 • 1h 15min
CnB ft. Ayushi, Amit & Antariksh | Twitter Sues Indian Govt & Man Delivers Resume In Pastry Box
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Ayushi Amin, Amit Doshi & Silverie. Cyrus today is upset with all the bad things happening around the globe, especially the fact that England beat India in the recent test match. The show starts with Sparsh, the new producer for Cyrus Says, joining in for 2 mins, as Ayushi was a little late for the episode because of the Mumbai Monsoon. The panel talks about the Shiv Sena suing the Shiv Sena in Supreme Court because the Shiv Sena government is not the Shiv Sena government?!? And they discussed the Maharashtra government till we hit the actual topics. Topics discussed by the panel today were: Twitter suing the Indian govt over content removal orders, Bengaluru man delivering resume in a pastry box while wearing a Zomato T-shirt, and Netizens calling out comedian Samay Raina for his 'dark joke' about abortion. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Ayushi Amin on Instagram at @ayushia9You can follow Amit Doshi on Instagram at @doshiamitYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 5, 2022 • 1h 15min
CnB ft. Shreyas, Abbas & Antariksh | IndiGo Flights Delayed & Bulldozer Destroys Motorbikes
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Shreyas Manohar, Abbas & Antariksh. Cyrus is surprisingly not furious today but is still ranting about everyone being super late for the episode. The show starts with Abbas talking about Men’s Menopause and the guys talking about Shreyas being present during Uddhav Thackeray’s swearing ceremony. Abbas & Antariksh felt left out as Cyrus & Shreyas started talking cricket. Topics discussed by the panel today were: The delay of 55% of IndiGo Flights as the crew called sick on Air India recruitment day and Bulldozer destroying dozens of illegal motorbikes as New York City mayor announced a new safety plan. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Shreyas Manohar on Instagram at @shreyas_manoharYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 4, 2022 • 57min
CnB ft. Kajol, Abbas & Antariksh | Swiggy Delivery Agent Rides Horse & AI Chatbot Becomes Sentient
On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Kajol Srinivasan, Abbas, & Antariksh. Cyrus today is ranting about his terrible experience with the place somewhere in SakiNaka and Chandivali, where he has gone for a shoot. He is also furious about the many misadventures of the show's many producers. The show starts with the panel talking about how Kajol is always left alone as last week she was the only one recording from home, and today she was the only one to be in the studio. Topics discussed by the panel were as follows: Three policemen injured after bomb produced as evidence explodes in civil court, Google engineer put on leave after saying AI chatbot became sentient, and Swiggy delivery agent riding a horse amid heavy rain to drop off order. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Kajol Srinivasan on Instagram at @lolrakshakYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or emailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_broacha)In case you're late to the party and want to catch up on previous episodes of Cyrus Says you can do so at: www.ivmpodcasts.com/cyrussaysYou can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the new and improved IVM Podcasts App on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/iosSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


