

Good Children
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Jul 10, 2024 • 1h 13min
Boman Martinez-Reid is Made For TV
BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! This week we're joined by TV and social media star, Boman Martinez-Reid AKA Bomanizer, whose new comedy docuseries, "Made For TV" premieres on Crave on Friday, July 12th. Boman takes us on mental tour of Canada, reveals intimate secrets about condiments, makes us jealous of his performing arts high school, and finally solves the Alessia Cara mystery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 3, 2024 • 1h 18min
Chimes and Punishment
BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! Take off your shoes and grab the rumplemintz, this week we go back to college to learn more about Andrew’s acapella experience. From an stress-inducing audition process to a devastating hazing ritual, it takes a lot to be famous on campus. Plus, we revisit our fourth grade chorus solo, Andrew’s major choir disaster, and Joe’s deeply troubling history of cover videos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 26, 2024 • 1h 7min
Kim Chi Can Do It All
BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! Use code GOODCHILDREN at RocketRX.com for 20% off your first order! This week we sit down with drag superstar, makeup mogul, and queer icon: Kim Chi. From Cracker Barrel to coming out, we cover the bases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 19, 2024 • 1h 7min
Sympathy is a knife
BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! It's Charli baby! Inspired by Charli xcx's Brat, this week we try something new: discussing our insecurities! Hang on tight because we get right down to the nitty gritty pretty quickly, but things turn around when we start discussing Andrew's soap habits. When ur in the mirror do u like what u see?! When ur in the mirror ur just looking at me!? We ask ourselves this and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 12, 2024 • 1h 30min
Bears In The Woods
*LIFE CHANGING EPISODE ALERT* Pack your bags, we're going on a road trip! Join us in the Catskills for a life changing 48 hours in nature. Be cheeky at a waterfall, experience arthritis in a Cracker Barrel, swat green flies on a playground, and talk about the possibility of life after death in the heart of the woods. BONUS episodes every week on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod If you have serious inquiries about places we can travel to for our next field trip, email us at goodchildrenpod@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 5, 2024 • 1h 16min
A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay
This week we take some hard-hitting phone calls from listeners about their LGBTQIA+ experiences. From nonbinary haircuts, surviving in a corporate workplace, Che Diaz, masc for mascs, all the way to a dog that might have the power to turn husbands gay. Plus: Andrew learns about Stonewall and the lip filler is finally addressed! BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50 and use code GOODCHILDREN50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 29, 2024 • 1h 15min
The 100th Episode
The boys celebrate 100 episodes of Good Children by looking back at some standout moments from the past two years of lore, including: Kelly Clarkson, the Italy tip, faking synchronizations, Panera Girls, and more. Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 22, 2024 • 1h 4min
Jake Shane on Taylor Swift, GIRLS & Grindr
This week we're joined by internet darling and comedic genius, Jake Shane! It's a wild ride full of GIRLS references, Taylor Swift rankings, paying for dating apps on your dad's credit card, coming out stories, and more! If you want to take ownership of your health, it starts with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/GOODCHILDREN. Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 15, 2024 • 1h 8min
It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again
This week, after a 20-minute long intro in which the boys roleplay interviewing for jobs, Joe and Andrew discuss their relationship to touch. Later, Andrew makes a shocking revelation that could change the duo forever. Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 8, 2024 • 1h 14min
Blacking Out At House Of Yes
Get in the sprinter van and get your neon facepaint, we're celebrating birthdays this week. After a quick catchup about Andrew's 28th, a Joechella power hour, and an extensive discussion on Nikki Blonsky, travel back in time to prehistoric 2018 and 2019 as we unpack two of the most chaotic Bushwick nights we've ever had. For more, join the community on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


