

Grumpy Old Geeks
Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner
We dissect the tech news train wrecks of the week, calling out what went wrong and who’s to blame. Think of this podcast as if Kurt Cobain threw down with Tom from MySpace, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg in a back alley brawl. No mercy, no filter—if tech had a walk of shame, this would be it.
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Sep 11, 2014 • 1h 16min
75: Applesauce Bitch
Best value at a bar. Ask A Geek: why we don't build apps, why we work on the web, and what's up with our personal projects. How to handle getting hacked. Pizza and domestic violence. They love crowdfunding money, not so keen on providing those rewards.
Show notes at http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/75
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Sep 5, 2014 • 1h 5min
74: Dear Hackers, Go Fap Yourself...
Arguments about the nature of security and The Fappening. Uber needs a come to Jesus moment soon. Musicians as CEO's. Musicians as stalker/hacker victims. Some Joan Rivers love. Home Depot customers are allegedly screwed. And don’t trust your cellphone!
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Aug 29, 2014 • 60min
73: Phantom Butthurt Syndrome
iPhone 5 recall. The NFL is what? Podcast Nazis. Google drones. Wordpress GOOD news. Hacks of the week. Tony Soprano silliness. App downloads discussed. Facial recognition makes good. Don't buy ice cream. More on the click-bait wars. Facebook explains.
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Show Notes
iPhone 5 battery recall
Hat-tip to @mtemal
The Real Super Bowl Question: Should The NFL Be A Nonprofit?
Who Owns Your iTunes Library After Death?
Podcasters Roundtable Episode 33 - Open Mic
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: John Oliver Literally Destroys Piñatas (Web Exclusive)
Time To Do Everything Except Think
Facebook wants you to know that Messenger is not spying on you
Get the Facts About Messenger
The Price of Admission by Dan Savage
Watch a Small Child Ruthlessly Bully Ricky Gervais in New Audi Ad
Why Mark Zuckerberg’s war on click bait proves we are all pawns of social media
Most smartphone users download zero apps per month
Your cellphone is killing you: What people don’t want you to know about electromagnetic fields
Google shows off 'Project Wing' delivery drones
Inside Google's Secret Drone-Delivery Program
Is The Universe A Hologram?
Conscious Brain-to-Brain Communication in Humans Using Non-Invasive Technologies.
DQ Breach? HQ Says No, But Would it Know?
Oops! Mozilla left thousands of email addresses and passwords lying around (again)
JPMorgan, other banks hacked, and FBI looks to Russia for culprits
Automattic Acquires BruteProtect To Help Keep WordPress Users Safe
Suspected child abuse fugitive caught by facial recognition after 14 years
The Year of the Flood (MaddAddam Trilogy Book 2) by Margaret Atwood
No Place to Hide: Edward Snowden, the NSA, and the U.S. Surveillance State by Glen Greenwald
William Gibson talking about coining the term Cyberspace.
The Iconic Moleskine Notebook Goes Digital
Counting Crows Frontman Adam Duritz Explains Why No One Can Find Him On Tinder
Neil And Pegi Young Divorce After 36 Years Of Marriage
Mythbusters Finale - Plane Boarding Tests
Utopia
About Utopia
Did Tony die at the end of The Sopranos?
David Chase Says He Was Quoted Out of Context, and the Sopranos War of Words Rages On
Are you proud of yourself, @savedyouaclick?
The War - A Film By Ken Burns and Lynn Novick
Zara Pulls Kids' T-Shirt That Looks Like a Nazi Camp Uniform
Feeling the buzz: where do phantom phone vibrations come from?
I Dream of TV Newsletter
Reid's Chocolates
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Aug 22, 2014 • 1h 29min
72: The Grumpy Old Geeks Nominate You!
We’re back on track this week with some mockery of ice buckets, enhanced security section with copious tinfoil hattery, and enough news to choke a horse. Basically, we’re back in the saddle!
Show notes at http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/72
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Show Notes
Ice Bucket Challenge
‘Severe’ drought covers nearly 99.8% of California, report says
California drought: 17 communities could run out of water within 60 to 120 days, state says
Slingshot (water vapor distillation system)
Why Facebook is for ice buckets, Twitter is for Ferguson
The Ice Bucket Challenge Has Raised More Than $13 Million — Meanwhile, Medical Research Has Been Cut By Billions
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Adam Carolla’s Settlement with the Podcasting Troll
Premier League warns about posting goal videos online
NFL Asks Musicians for Money to Play Super Bowl
The NFL has a REVENUE of over 9 billion per year.
Does Facebook think users are dumb? “Satire” tag added to Onion articles
And the Onion responds.
Should Twitter, Facebook and Google Executives be the Arbiters of What We See and Read?
People Keep Getting Into Strangers’ Cars Because They Think It’s An Uber
Snapchat Is Now The #3 Social App Among Millennials
Twitter now officially says your timeline is more than just tweets from people you follow
I Visited Pirate Bay’s Peter Sunde In Prison, Here’s What He Had To Say
Motorcyclist crashes, flips and sticks a perfect landing on a car’s roof
Last Call – The end of the printed newspaper. By Clay Shirky
Meet Product Hunt
Hospital network hacked, 4.5 million records stolen
Professor hacks University Health Conway in demonstration for class
What can Brown do to you?
Lorem Ipsum: Of Good & Evil, Google & China
Dressed For Excess
Technology Can Make Lawful Surveillance Both Open and Effective
Hacking Into Traffic Lights With a Plain Old Laptop Is Scary Simple
White House cybersecurity czar brags about his lack of technical expertise
Stealing encryption keys through the power of touchResearchers pilfer decryption keys through Ethernet and human touch side channel.
Honorable spies anonymously leak NSA/GHCQ-discovered flaws in Tor
Your Anonymous Posts to Secret Aren’t Anonymous After All
Normal
Which Apps Are Eating Your Battery? Normal Will Tell You.
The Walk
Originally featured on Episode 38 on December 15th, 2013
Wordfence
Source Code Pro
iStat Menus 5 is out
Aphex Twin Announces New Album SYRO Via the Deep Web
Truth And Iliza
Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History – #53 finally out!
Common Sense with Dan Carlin – Show 279 – If It Even Saves One
Geeks and Beats
Gluten Poorly Explained
The Secret History of the Hidden Track
You can watch an ‘unaltered’ version of Star Wars in HD today, if you bend the law
Bored Elon Musk
In order to preserve the state’s natural beauty, billboards are completely banned in the state of Vermont, and have been for over 45 years.
‘MythBusters’ drops hosts Kari Byron, Grant Imahara, Tory Belleci
Resistance Pro Wrestling
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Aug 15, 2014 • 1h 2min
71: Too Soon?
Show Notes
More at http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/72
Why #Ferguson Wasn’t Trending For Some Social Media Users Last Night
Why Jargon Feeds On Lazy Minds
BREAKING: Apple iPhone 6 Pics — Drool, Geeks!
ALSO BREAKING: They’re fake. Shocking…
What Makes BuzzFeed Worth $850 Million?
BuzzFeed’s boss explains why the site has been quietly deleting thousands of its own posts.
Another nightmare Comcast customer service call surfaces
I Liked Everything I Saw on Facebook for Two Days. Here’s What It Did to Me
NYPD Sends Out Official Memo Telling Officers They’re Allowed to Be Photographed
Lyft Accuses Uber of Ordering and Canceling 5,560 Lyft Rides
Edward Snowden: The Untold Story
USB ‘critically flawed’ after bug discovery, researchers say
Why the Security of USB Is Fundamentally Broken
The Internet’s Vulnerable Backbone
Oryx and Crake
SitOrSquat: Restroom Finder by P&G Productions
SitOrSquat.com
Bald Bryan App
The Film Vault
Fox News Host Calls Robin Williams ‘Such A Coward’
Rush Limbaugh Says Robin Williams Killed Himself Because Leftists Are ‘Never Happy’
This Is A Masterclass In How To Win A Twitter Fight
InfoSec Taylor Swift – @SwiftOnSecurity
Good Morning, Vietnam
The Fisher King
What Dreams May Come
Does It Have Legs
Good Morning Internet
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Aug 8, 2014 • 1h 29min
70: No Furries in Space
This week we talk with Jordan Harbinger from The Art of Charm podcast about creativity, social engineering, and other assorted goodies. We also discuss stuff we like and some Star Trek fanfic. Spoiler alert, there are no furries in space.
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Show Notes
The Art of Charm Podcast
The Art of Charm
Graft Concepts Leverage i5 Case for the iPhone 5
iOS SDK Release Notes for iOS 8.0 Beta 5
How the Internet, Dopamine and your Brain are Working Together to Screw Your Potential. (and what you can do about it)
Communications watchdog OFCOM: ‘Six-year-olds understand digital technology better than adults’
Facebook Messenger
Facebook Crosses The Line With New Facebook Messenger App
Yes, the Facebook Messenger app requests creepy, invasive permissions. But so does every other app.
Latest Online Security Breach Forces Mom To Change Post-It
Is your Dropcam live feed being watched by someone else?
Hacker shows passenger jets are vulnerable to cyber attack
1.2 billion logins scooped up by CyberVor hacking crew – what you need to do
Evidence of another Snowden-like mole is worrying Feds
How Google plans to get us all using HTTPS
Baseball: A Film by Ken Burns
Hardcore History Archives
Show 42 – (BLITZ) Logical Insanity
According to Scientists, This is The Most Relaxing Tune Ever Recorded
pzizz sleep
pzizz energizer
LinkedIn agrees to pay $6 million (U.S.) for overtime, damages
Star Trek: Axanar
Star Trek Continues
Information about Hearing, Communication, and Understanding
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Aug 1, 2014 • 1h 21min
69: Rabbit Rabbit
This week we debut an as yet unnamed segment on defense against Internet marketers. We discuss the Uber ratings kerfuffle and other big data nonsense as well as some epic book reviews.
http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/69
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Show Notes
Rabbit Rabbit
OKCupid: we experiment on users. Everyone does
OkCupid experiment may have broken FTC rules
All Power to the Pack Rats
Podcasting patent troll: We tried to drop lawsuit against Adam Carolla
The 30-Day Challenge: No Booze, No Masturbating (NOBNOM)
You Are Not Late
Why does my old iPhone seem to get slower before a new release?
Are Uber’s passenger ratings big data for good – or discrimination 2.0?
This Restaurant Kept Getting Awful Reviews. Then They Discovered Something Mind-Blowing…
The Insidiousness of Facebook Messenger’s Mobile App Terms of Service
Facebook moves all mobile chat to Messenger app
The perks of being ‘somebody’ online
Mystery in the Perseus Cluster
How anyone can hack your Instagram account
Stephen Sclafani
The Power of No: Because One Little Word Can Bring Health, Abundance, and Happiness by James Altucher and Claudia Azula
Gates of Fire: An Epic Novel of the Battle of Thermopylae by Steven Pressfield
Meditations: A New Translation by Marcus Aurelius (Author), Gregory Hays (Translator)
Ernest Hemingway on Writing – Larry W. Phillips (Editor)
Sam Walton: Made In America
Lorde appointed as ‘sole curator’ of music for next Hunger Games film
Agatha Christie’s Poirot’ Comes to an End
Keith Urban Boston Concert: Rape Charge Laid Against Sean Murphy, 18
Guy takes shrooms at comic con. Guy texts entire meltdown to girlfriend. Internet rejoices.
According to the dictionary, “literally” now also means “figuratively”
Honey never spoils. You can eat 32,000-year-old honey.
Note: I inadvertently called Sean Bonner’s coffee subscription service the collective and not the possee. My bad! – JD
Sean Bonner’s Coffee Possee
Riot Fest
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Jul 25, 2014 • 1h 18min
68: Open Source Shenanigans with Sean Bonner
Miscreant and misanthrope Sean Bonner joins us this week to talk about his art/music project, Hope X, open hardware, Safecast, and more. We also run down some cool new books and the general tomfoolery on the Internet this week. You know the drill.
http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/68
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Show Notes
Didn’t Read Facebook’s Fine Print? Here’s Exactly What It Says
Facebook Explains Why It Wants to Be a Retail Store
The tech utopia nobody wants: why the world nerds are creating will be awful
Help shape OS X Yosemite.
LittleBits Now Lets You Build Your Own DIY Smart Home
Sean Bonner
Exhibition listing on Subliminal Projects, for VITA E MORTE exhibition which opens July 26th
Preview of artworks
Main CMHHTD project website
Stream CMHHTD songs
Both CMHHTD EP’s on iTunes (new one is pre order)
First CMHHTD EP on Pirate Bay
The Majority Of Today’s App Businesses Are Not Sustainable
And as if on cue Yahoo! buys Flurry for $300MM
Airbnb Host Seeks Help In Evicting Squatter From Palm Springs Home
Comcast’s worst nightmare: How Tennessee could save America’s Internet
Grumpy Old Geek Pro-Tip: If you steal something, do not post photos of you on social media with said stolen items.
Israeli women are showing support for the IDF — by showing their boobs
Meet the Online Tracking Device That is Virtually Impossible to Block
Snowden: Dropbox is an NSA surveillance target, use Spideroak instead
Edward Snowden: ‘If I end up in chains in Guantánamo I can live with that’ – video interview
SpiderOak
This is how you invent a person online
Amped – Daniel H. Wilson
Amped – Douglas E. Richards
Wired – Douglas E. Richards
Earth Awakens (The First Formic War) – Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnston
The future of warfare: Why we should all be very afraid
Operation Shakespeare: The True Story of an Elite International Sting
The Art of Intelligence: Lessons from a Life in the CIA’s Clandestine Service by Hank Crumpton
This Is the Best 5,453-Word Interview With Bronson Pinchot About Audiobooks You Will Ever Read
Tower 2
Game of War – Fire Age
Comic-Con: ‘Firefly’ Cast Reunite for Online Game
How to Follow Soccer Now that the World Cup Is Over
Led Zepplin: Mothership
Alien Autopsy: William Barker on Schwa, two decades later
Orphan Black
Blake Lively’s Preserve lifestyle site: another pandering mess of e-commerce
‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5′ Gets Summer 2017 Release Date
High Schoolers Ponder the Meaning of ‘Fashion’ in 1984
Brian’s record collection
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Jul 18, 2014 • 1h 48min
67: Wanted! 1000 Crazies Like Us.
This week, Jordan Cooper joins us to talk about new media, blow job machines, and shares some awesome tips and tricks to build your online fanbase. We also talk about burnout and getting old and giving up on the Internet. It’s a HAPPY SHOW!
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Show Notes
I made my husband try a sex robot
A Better To-Do List: The 1-3-5 Rule
TO-DO LISTS ARE RUINING THE PLANET!
The Death of Journalism, by the numbers
The Developer’s Dystopian Future
Confessions of an ex-developer
The Most Terrifying Thought Experiment of All Time
Jordan Cooper
Blenderhead Media
Tech Douche Bags
New Air BnB Logo amuses the Internet for a day
Without further ado…
Ex-dictator Manuel Noriega sues Activision over ‘Call of Duty’ game
Amazon is testing “Kindle Unlimited,” an ebook subscription service for $9.99/month
Et Tu, IBM? Apple’s Latest Move Is Not Good News for Microsoft.
Microsoft set to axe 18,000 jobs
Pinboard Turns Five
Microsoft tells users to stop using strong passwords everywhere
You can’t hide from the Internet…
‘Hidden from Google’ site remembers the pages Google’s forced to forget
Statement Before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Subcommittee on Crime and Terrorism
Lifehacker Pack for Mac: Our List of the Essential Mac Apps
The Best Way to Point Your Wi-Fi Router Antennas: Perpendicularly
Overcast: Podcast Player – Overcast Radio, LLC
You Can’t Use Facebook’s New iPhone App — Unless You’re Famous
Game of War – Fire Age
“Word Crimes”
Weird Al Is Tired of Your “Word Crimes” in New Video
Paul McCartney re-releases five of his classic albums as iPad apps
Want to innovate? Become a “now-ist”
Vending machines are twice as likely to kill you than a shark is.
Philipp Lahm
https://twitter.com/NeinQuarterly
https://twitter.com/depresseddarth
https://twitter.com/AlanWattsDaily
Does It Have Legs 19: Ghostbusters!
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Jul 11, 2014 • 1h 6min
66: German Potato Salad
Some TMI follow-up from last weeks episode. We touch on the obligatory potato salad story. Brian doesn’t even gloat about the Germany win. We dish on some books and software. A little disruption sneaks in too.
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Show Notes
Potato Salad
Leftshitz piece
Study Shows that 10,000 Hours of Practice Isn’t the Magic Number
Original source
LeBron James Website is the HTML Apocalypse
LeBron hasn’t got shit on Jim Carrey.
Google’s Larry Page: “I Think the Government’s Likely to Collapse Under Its Own Weight.”
Homestar Runner Is Coming Back!
Brazil Thought Magical Thinking Would Win Them the World Cup. They Were Wrong.
Google Maps can now tell you the exact distance between two points
LAPD Exposes Login To Data Harvesting Software During Interview With CNN
Crypto weakness in smart LED lightbulbs exposes Wi-Fi passwords
“Weaponized” exploit can steal sensitive user data on eBay, Tumblr, et al.
Security company says your data can easily be recovered from ‘wiped’ Android phones
Big Data should not be a faith-based initiative
NSA trove shows 9:1 ratio of innocents to suspicious people in “targeted surveillance”
Robogenesis: A Novel
Amped
Why The Music Industry’s Next Big Disruption Is In The Recording Studio
DiskMaker
Why Did Starfleet Allow Families Aboard the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation?
Bill Murray’s Unreleased 1984 Sci-Fi Comedy Is Now Online
Transcendence
Gracepoint
The Killing
35 Genius Travel Tips That Will Change Your Life Forever
The First Text Message Ever Was Sent 21 Years Ago Today
RocketSkates let you zip along the sidewalk at a top speed of 12MPH
Reid’s Chocolates
SAVE OUR PODCASTS LEGAL DEFENSE FUND
Music by Amungus
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