Bawdy Storytelling

Do you suffering from Witzelsucht (an obsession with groan-worthy puns and jokes)? Preschool teacher Mosa Maxwell-Smith tingles with glee when people roll their eyes at her puns, wondering how she might extend that thrill to the bedroom. Driven by loneliness, she bravely attends a live /Augmented reality sex party and meets Van, a thoughtful, compassionate person who helps her explore new territory: flogging, their shared organizational kink, paronomasia-related memes and Mosa's burgeoning boundaries. #SelfCareIsSoxy #VirtualWorld #Kinkshamed #Brattiness #BestFriendsDay Song: 'Fever Dream' (mxmtoon) About the Storyteller: When Mosa Maxwell-Smith first discovered storytelling she craved it so much that she started hosting story parties with friends in her living room. That was 2011, before the Moth was even in the Bay Area. She is elated by the explosion of storytelling as an art form and connector of humans over the last decade, and has been privileged to perform regularly at a variety of venues, including Story Slam Oakland, the Mill Valley Library, and (always a favorite) Bawdy. She also tells stories on a daily basis in her role as a preschool teacher (though the content is usually slightly different and the audiences smaller). Mosa is a devotee of connection and serendipity and is grateful to Dixie De La Tour for bringing more of both to her life through the gift of Bawdy. She is always delighted to be out past bedtime on a school night, telling stories to someone other than her cats. Episode links: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pun: The pun, also known as paronomasia, is a form of wordplay that involves exploiting the ambiguous meanings of words, typically of homophonic (similar sounding), homographic (identically spelled), metonymic (same meaning) or otherwise figurative nature, for humorous or rhetorical effect. Are you interested in helping me build a Bawdy Book Club? If so, Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com Here are the books I talked about in this episode: • Bittersweet: How sorry and longing make us whole - Susan Cain https://susancain.net/book/bittersweet/ • Atlas of the Heart: Mapping Meaningful Connection and the Language of Human Experience - Brené Brown https://brenebrown.com/book/atlas-of-the-heart/ Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It's a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking. Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order. What's the opposite of Shame? PRIDE! Come to Bawdy Storytelling's 'Y'all means All' after the San Francisco Pride Parade! Our next Bawdy happens on Sunday June 26th, and we'll have new storytellers and a brand new music act. Wanna watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream? Get tickets to Bawdy's 'Y'all Means All' now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop 'How to be Fascinating: Dixie's Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling' is close to selling out. Why are Bawdy's Stories so very different? Because I have a System, and it makes it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A's, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON. Register for 'How to be Fascinating: Dixie's Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling' at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy: Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU! ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 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Do you ever wonder if Black people go to Burning Man? Pansexual Polyamorous Poet & Woman of Color Sylvia Blalock is looking for love - but how can she be with someone who won't let her fist them? After getting stood up for the Black and White ball due to her date's baby mama drama, she sells his ticket and buys herself one for Burning Man - and quickly meets Mr Sparkleteeth and Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, a queer POC couple who want nothing more than to make all her dusty, dirty dreams come true. Remember: When life gives you lemons, make cocktails and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer! #DaddyImHome #Queer #POC #Pansexual #FistingTip Song: 'Dem Cakes Tho' (Todrick Hall) About the Storyteller: Sylvia L. Blalock is a San Francisco native is the author of Uprising, a book of poetry, and is the owner/founder of Queendom Network LLC. She's presented at the UC Berkeley Empowering Womxn of Color Conference, as well as hosting Voices That Carry, a poetry event as part of National Poetry Month. She's on Instagram @sylvia.blalock Episode links: Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE. Dipsea release new stories every week, so there's always more to explore - no matter who you're into or what turns you on. Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you'll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten's Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It's your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout. Bawdy's LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens mere hours after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live /in person in San Francisco, or on the livestream? Get tickets to Bawdy's 'Y'all Means All' now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop 'How to be Fascinating' is close to selling out, and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON. Register for 'How to be Fascinting: Dixie's Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling' at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links: Payment links: Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU! ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 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Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he's focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip's to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don't seem quite so important now, because Brendan's discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped Song: 'Finally Woken' (Jem) About the Storyteller: Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far. Episode links: OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Storytelling Workshop: I've added another 'How to be Fascinating' and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 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Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he's focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip's to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don't seem quite so important now, because Brendan's discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped Song: 'Finally Woken' (Jem) About the Storyteller: Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far. Episode links: OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Storytelling Workshop: I've added another 'How to be Fascinating' and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! Tags: French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he's focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip's to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don't seem quite so important now, because Brendan's discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped Song: 'Finally Woken' (Jem) About the Storyteller: Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far. Episode links: OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Storytelling Workshop: I've added another 'How to be Fascinating' and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! Tags: French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he's focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip's to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don't seem quite so important now, because Brendan's discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped Song: 'Finally Woken' (Jem) About the Storyteller: Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far. Episode links: OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Storytelling Workshop: I've added another 'How to be Fascinating' and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! Tags: French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he's focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip's to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don't seem quite so important now, because Brendan's discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped Song: 'Finally Woken' (Jem) About the Storyteller: Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far. Episode links: OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Storytelling Workshop: I've added another 'How to be Fascinating' and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! Tags: French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he's focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip's to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don't seem quite so important now, because Brendan's discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped Song: 'Finally Woken' (Jem) About the Storyteller: Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far. Episode links: OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Storytelling Workshop: I've added another 'How to be Fascinating' and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! Tags: French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he's focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip's to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don't seem quite so important now, because Brendan's discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped Song: 'Finally Woken' (Jem) About the Storyteller: Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far. Episode links: OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y'all Means All' is our theme and I'm accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Storytelling Workshop: I've added another 'How to be Fascinating' and there's just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week's storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I've added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it's all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 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Have you ever used an under-inflated rubber doll to jumpstart your reunion-slash-sex party? Sex educator Reid Mihalko spends more than a year hunkered down with his partner during the pandemic, which sets a personal record: the longest time he's ever gone without a threesome. No more! Reid hatches a plan to host a writer's retreat in a Northern California yurt with many of his sex-positive friends, and after travel and quarantining and rapid tests, nobody remembers how to connect anymore. What better way to get your strap-on gangbang going than to put that board game blow-up doll to good use? Well, this isn't going into the memoir I'm writing, is it? #InflatableBro#Shiny #Squeaky #Plastic #LongDryPandemic #ThisIsMyLife Song: 'Do you Take it' (The Wet Spots) About the Storyteller: Sex and relationship geek Reid Mihalko of ReidAboutSex.com helps adults and college students create more self-esteem, self-confidence, and greater health and accountability in their relationships and sex lives using an inspiring mixture of humor, personal stories, keen insight, and comprehensive sexual health information. Reid teaches internationally, running workshops and speaking on communication skills, alternative relationship styles, and shame-free sexuality. Whether online, on stage, or at a college or university, Reid shares skills and concepts designed to help everyone be the change they want to see in the bedroom. Reid's workshops and college lectures have been attended by over 50,000 people from all over the globe. He has appeared in media such as Netflix' Chelsea Does... with Chelsea Handler, Oprah's Our America With Lisa Ling on OWN, the Emmy award-winning talk show Montel, Dr. Phil's The Doctors on CBS, Bravo's Miss Advised, Fox News, in Newsweek, Seventeen, GQ, The Washington Post, and in thirteen countries and at least seven languages Reid is also founder of Sex Geek Summer Camp, Sex Geek Conservatory, and Sex Geek School for Gifted Sex Geeks, which help sex educators learn valuable business skills that allow them to reach more people with greater ease, transform more lives, and make a better living as sexperts. Learn more at https://reidaboutsex.com Episode links: Saturday night's Live show in San Francisco: We're bringing out Bawdy's infamous games ! Come play OKPervert, Sniff Test and of course, Bang-O - and listen to incredible true stories from Leland Carina, Best of Bawdy's Matt Beld, Bonobo Community's William Winters, Poet & Queen Sylvia Blalock and music by Coming Soon: the Musical's Matt Herrero! Our theme for this month is 'Cravings' and it's happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club. Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you'll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten's Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It's your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout. Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they'll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That's HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows! I've added another 'How to be Fascinating'! Why are Bawdy's Stories different? Because I have a System! The next 'How to Be Fascinating: Dixie's Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling' workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary!). I've added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week! Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make a plan. Patreon: Our Patreon community is how Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it's because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you Join! Please become a member of our Patreon family now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!) May is Share-a-Story month: Wanna send me a story, in written form or in your own voice? Send your written words or voice memo recording to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I might just put you on the podcast! Bawdy is about real people and their experiences, I can't wait to hear yours. ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I've been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine's Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom 'Cameo' video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it's a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I'll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 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