The Scott Mills Weekly

All of Scott’s show, without the music! Innuendo Bingo, prank calls, Chris’s stories, listeners’ dilemmas, Real Or No Real, stupid games: it’s all here for you, five days a week.

Beware of men with small hands! What rubbish dating advice you been given from your dad? Plus, Peter Crouch gets to join a listener's WhatsApp group, our cuffing queen Katie is back with more dating stories, Chris misunderstands the meaning of "Going Dutch" and It's Bamboleo Wednesday. so listen out for your favourite clips in the gap.

We send footballing legend Peter Crouch to a bar to tell some jokes to find out if he really is the funniest man in sport. Also our cuffing queen Kate is back with some more of her dating stories, listener Dave and his mates have an amazing WhatsApp group and do girls really look at your feet on a first date?

Kate from Devon, our Cuffing Queen dated 38 different men in 2 months to find a boyfriend before winter last year. On date number 38, she found her true love. But, she wrote a review of every single date. Today she starts the countdown and reads the first 4 entries, including a Prosecco King! We also recap what happened when Gemma Collins made an appearance on Celebrity Master Chef on Friday. We also speak to Paul who is part of a whatsapp group where by only recordings of the participants farts are sent.

Listener Jessica discovers she was conceived on a bridge when she plays Where Do You Think They Were? In turn she receives a happy birthday message from all her favourite BBC Radio 1 presenters. Jax Jones popped in to deliver his montage of farts. A fartage. This was inspired by a guy in America who filmed himself farting over a 6-month period. He got the sack from his employer, so we stand with him in support. We in turn, give Jax Jones a gift, our Ring Ring (Donald Trump Edit), mixing clips of Trump failing to connect to the new Mexican president on the phone. Meanwhile, Chris plays a genius prank on Scott because after 27 days he has still not returned the suit Chris hired for him. Chris drafts in Dotty to call Scott, pretending she works for the suit company and that Scott has racked up a bill over £1000 in late returned fines.

We speak to a listener who went on 38 dates with 38 different boys to get a boyfriend for the winter. She succeeded on the last one, after writing reviews on EVERY SINGLE ONE! Chris discovers his wife is watching TED Talks on relationship advice, and we learn more about the amazing new series of Don’t Tell The Bride.

We speak to listeners who are happily single, and even stump Scott and Chris as to why being in a relationship is so great. Greg James’ pasty gets sent up and down a ski slope as it makes its way from Cornwall to Aberdeenshire and Chris rediscovers the TV show Don’t Tell The Bride.

As Greg James sends a pasty from Cornwall to Aberdeenshire via listeners. One of those takes it on a rollercoaster. Also, Donald Trump struggled to put through the New Mexican president to his phone, which lends itself very nicely to Jax Jones’ Ring Ring song. Speaking of Jax Jones, he’s been sending videos of him farting. All explained in today’s podcast.

Chris takes you behind the scenes of a week of embarrassing scenes at Radio 1 - for him and Scott on stage with Deaf Havana at Reading Festival, and for listener Sam who was the first victim of the Happy Birthday game. Chris also speaks to Jack Saunders who starts his new show at Radio 1 next week, and catches up with Good News Jamie. Plus listeners questions answered goes back in time to 24 Years At The Tap End (whoooo).

Chris is back with his behind-the-scenes podcast. Chris talks to Jordan North about which swear words he'd love to say on air but can't. He also catches up with listener Brad whose speakers blew on Bangers, speaks to Good News Jamie, and answers listeners questions.