Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Dec 4, 2025 • 28min

2025.12.04: Serial Storyline

Burnie and Ashley discuss She-Ra, He-Man, Netflix reboots, serial animated shows, obscure cartoons, Star Blazers, Popples, Chinese ICE flood, Indian Teslas, Tarantino's rants, Fortnite lore, Dell donations, and Spaceballs 2.
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Dec 3, 2025 • 28min

2025.12.03: Not Doing The Voice Anymore

Burnie and Ashley discuss voice mails from Black Friday, the weird world of Golf ads, Francis Ford Coppola watch auctions, not knowing about collectibles, Guillermo Del Toro, China's robotic warnings, the Chinese Bike Collapse of 2018, learning from bubbles, and having an exit strategy.
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Dec 2, 2025 • 20min

2025.12.02: These Dogs Are Raw

Burnie and Ashley talk about rawdogging boredom, barebacking travel, K-shaped economies, all gas no brakes spending, and all problems no solutions podcasting.
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Dec 1, 2025 • 34min

2025.12.01: Mature Behavior

Burnie and Ashley discuss College Football, World Cup 2026, Wicked Too, Zootopia 2, Kill Bill Fortnite, Wobbly Life, Quarto, Chess, and the Airbus 320 rollback.
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Nov 28, 2025 • 26min

2025.11.28: Holiday Lessons

Burnie and Ashley discuss Black Friday, the best holiday ever, Howard Stern's cancellation, snacking, getting ready for Playboy, not being able to respond to heat, media mergers, and the future we could all be living in.
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Nov 27, 2025 • 20min

2025.11.27: Unthanksgiving

Burnie and Ashley dive into quirky Thanksgiving musings, mixing holiday mishaps with humor. They tackle Paw Patrol's scheduling issues, intertwining it with discussions on its authoritarian themes. The duo also explores the world of crypto, shedding light on Tether's downgrade and gold exposure. Fans of romantic comedies will enjoy Ashley's praise for Korean dramas, showcasing their cheesy charm. Lastly, they speculate on the Scrubs reboot and how the original cast will reunite. A blend of fun topics ensuring listeners stay entertained!
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Nov 26, 2025 • 34min

2025.11.26: The Gooner Ending

Burnie and Ashley discuss defrosting, learning you're smarter than adults, microwave fears, gifts for dads, Stranger Things release day, AP's Top 25 Football teams, AP Top 10 videogames, fictional kinks, Burnie's awful streak of endings, and Disney World kind of sucking.
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Nov 25, 2025 • 38min

2025.11.25: Chomp On A Cow

Burnie and Ashley dive into a whirlwind of intriguing topics. They tackle the chaos surrounding NASA's Starliner, discuss the wild swings of Bitcoin, and lament Michael Burry's closure of his Scion fund. The conversation shifts to the unsettling world of day trading and the emotional toll it takes. In a lighter tone, they explore the questionable reputation of deli meats and reminisce about nostalgic convenience foods. Lastly, there's a hilarious tale about the Titanic's craft services being allegedly spiked with PCP!
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Nov 24, 2025 • 29min

2025.11.24: The Burden of Originality

Burnie and Ashley discuss passkeys, sleeping in the car, Xbox 360 turns 20, the weird weekend of American politics, Helldivers, Dispatch, Megabonk, and the terrible burden of original ideas.
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Nov 21, 2025 • 28min

2025.11.21: Pocket Joey

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dispatch, Joey's lost episodes, funny voiced actors, Sean Astin, Gomez Addams, Star Trek lyrics, Xena, Outland, Dark Star, and fringe sci-fi favorites.

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