Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Jan 15, 2026 • 29min
2026.01.15: Xray Spectators
Burnie and Ashley discuss Marvel teasers, Ponies, The Boys, Walking Dead, 28 Years and Six Months Later, Alamo controversy, Digg returns, Fark, X agrees to only undress some people, and Xray cams.
Jan 14, 2026 • 34min
2026.01.14: Bif Bam Powell
Burnie and Ashley discuss box office all-time, Scott Adams, Ivermectin, Tesla FSD milestones, Jerome Powell investigation, claw machine metaphors, stores of value, tariff rulings, Iranian executions, Erfan Soltani, and Burnie finally has a good AI experience.
Jan 13, 2026 • 25min
2026.01.13: A Wealth Of Monkeys
Burnie and Ashley discuss fat Mush, Burnie the Pushover, the Are You Dead app, Hitchbot, robot serial killers, Nigerian princes, and valuable data for scams.
Jan 12, 2026 • 30min
2026.01.12: Honor To Not Be Nominated
Burnie and Ashley discuss leaving hibernation, Golden Globe roundup, Slashies, roast awards, Kpop Demon Hunters, Sinners, dog awards, uninvestable Venezuela, Iranian internet, sonic weapons, Discord secret IPO, and the Epic Games Store data disparity.
Jan 9, 2026 • 26min
2026.01.09: Agitatored
Burnie and Ashley discuss agitators, Iranian protests, Memories books, yearbook signings, Twitter conspiracy theories, WB's deadline, Ole Miss exits the CFP, CES round up, and Tamagotchis.
Jan 8, 2026 • 12min
2026.01.08: Pause
Burnie and Ashley briefly discuss their growing exhaustion with the pace of American crisis events.
Jan 7, 2026 • 25min
2026.01.07: Two Ingredient Podcast
Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, screen time, CES, Lego Smart Brick, Lego lore, Harry Potter, Twilight, retail teleportation, packing for holiday returns, Alpha & Beta bricks, PBS shutdown rumors, iPods, media libraries, and eliminating minutia.
Jan 6, 2026 • 36min
2026.01.06: Helicopterable
Burnie and Ashley discuss overly complicated recipes, expiration dates, fake paparazzi, voice mails, three seashells, Quarto, rotting in Hell, Tesla loses top EV spot, sinister driving, Netflix theatrical window, breakout YouTubers, corporate music, and how to panic properly.
Jan 5, 2026 • 25min
2026.01.05: Starting Line
Burnie and Ashley discuss college football final four, DSLRs, mobile electronics, 28 X Later, Operation Absolute Resolve, Venezuela, Maduro costume changes, regime changes, narcoterrorism, and moving ahead.
Jan 2, 2026 • 24min
2026.01.02: Have We Met?
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's memory hole, failed interrogations, Reddit predictions for 2026, GTA: Tokyo almost happened, and Avatar films as a unit of value.
