

Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Jan 31, 2025 • 27min
2025.01.31: It All Comes Together
Burnie and his new guest Chris Demarais talk about his new projects, how he got his start, the classic educational path of punk rocker or director, the SNL film, their favorite collaborations, and the best part of a good production.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Jan 30, 2025 • 33min
2025.01.30: Trade Dressed
Burnie and his guest Jason talk about chorizo, Tex Mex vs inferior foods, Two Pesos, rip off restaurants, defunded police in Austin, driving stick with the opposite hand, sexing ducks, learning about the Reagan plane crash in real time, and playing live shows.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Jan 29, 2025 • 30min
2025.01.29: Zero Point Tolerance
Scott and his guest Burnie discuss Deep Seek, the half a trillion Nvidia wipeout, using photo tools in new ways, keeping up with advancements, weighing the energy costs of tech tools, and some other things that are totally, completely not at all fringe theories.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Jan 28, 2025 • 21min
2025.01.28: Declining Relevancy
Burnie and Ashley discuss the symbiotic growth of paypal and eBay, virtual credit card numbers, passkeys, cloning phones, cloning sheep, quantum identities, backyard genetics, Sundance, declining relevancy, PAX, Wil Wheaton's Tabletop, other people's clothes, planking, and never setting one's self on fire.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Jan 27, 2025 • 25min
2025.01.27: Marked Safe
Burnie and Ashley talk about Storm Eowyn, NFL Conference Championships, roman numerals in modern culture, Super Bowl LIX, when reality seems like a bit, why Y2K made roman numerals lame, and what is the most relevant website of all time?
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Jan 24, 2025 • 25min
2025.01.24: Mind The Gaap
Burnie and Ashley discuss Eowyn, semantic-based lore, Xbox, non-Fable news, Doom, Earthbound Hells, solving relativistic travel, TikTok still banned on iOS, and scars of the early internet. This episode is extended on Patreon.
Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Jan 23, 2025 • 30min
2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate
Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment leaks, API subterfuge, and MyGamerCard nostalgia.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Jan 22, 2025 • 28min
2025.01.22: Razzing
Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, the Razzies, and dedicating your life to being a know-it-all jackass.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
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Jan 21, 2025 • 22min
2025.01.21: Crown 'em
Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the Ten Commandment problem, and the guilt of escapism.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
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Jan 20, 2025 • 28min
2025.01.20: Dummest Timelion
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
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