Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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May 21, 2025 • 23min

2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin

This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh Brolin encounters, awkward red carpet moments, and awkward photo negotiations.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 20, 2025 • 28min

2025.05.20: You Are Here

Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth Vader, SAG action, and people using Grok for everything.
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May 19, 2025 • 24min

2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability

Burnie and Ashley discuss Doom, Blue Prince, Fantasy Life, Brittany Furlan drama, Music claims, Sebastian Stan's voluminous filmography, President Biden's diagnosis, the obsession with people who aren't alive, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shia Leboeuf's, and bird red carpets. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 16, 2025 • 28min

2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory

Burnie and Ashley discuss US protests, Agent Provocateurs, dress code union busting, Starbucks, men's rompers, Avril Lavigne, and machines taking our hobbies.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 15, 2025 • 31min

2025.05.15: Maxed Out

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's Blue Prince run, Middle Aged Doom, Cubic Odyssey, Minecraft's Legacy, the John Madden movie, Uber invents the bus, HBO's rebrand, Acme's history, America's porn ban, bubble porn, and the Starbucks dress code. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 14, 2025 • 22min

2025.05.14: Good To Be Bad

Burnie and Ashley discuss Cannes fashion protests, weird guidelines, EU manual hypocrisy, sneaky snakes, being good to be bad, Coinbase, BTC rally, Ethereum wake up call, and how stocks are listed.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 13, 2025 • 26min

2025.05.13 Voluminous Volume

Burnie and Ashley discuss Canes, Cannes, red carpet guidelines, planking, sports injuries, Murderbots, Long Walk, and Fallout's renewal.
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May 12, 2025 • 31min

2025.05.12: Real World Examples

Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff agreements, skipping cell phone generations, NASDAQ vs Dow, Chat GPT reads coffee grounds, Netflix deletes interactive content, no medium games, Coogler & Jordan, NFL lawsuits, Canes vs Chick Fil A, the Door Dash economy, Door Dash demands, and working yourself up to talk to people.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 9, 2025 • 25min

2025.05.09: Forgive Me Father, I Have Sinead

Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Pope, communion, one big cup, choosing a Pope name, white smoke, pronouncing Irish names, Proper Noun bullying, K-pop's fabricated popularity, and some other thing no one is going to read because it's here in the episode description.
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May 8, 2025 • 34min

2025.05.08: GTA VI

Burnie and Ashley put GTA VI in the title of their podcast so that people will click it then discuss the trailer, the screenshots, Rockstar's reputation, music discoveries from GTA, Golden Globes Podcast Awards, Romantasy, realistic Scottish heartthrobs, Burnie apologizes for Rosa Parks misinformation by providing more Rosa Parks misinformation (it was Little Ceasers), and the dumbest Congressional resolution. Maybe ever.

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