Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Jul 29, 2025 • 25min

2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First

Join Burnie and Ashley for a comedic look at airline evacuations, where chaos and carry-ons collide. They dive into the UK’s VPN regulations, spotlighting the ironies of modern tech laws. Kids' crafty tech skills are highlighted, showcasing their workarounds for age verification in gaming. The duo also introduces quirky ideas like the 'Brocha' drink and 'nappuccino' - perfect for boosting post-workout energy. Plus, they playfully share napping strategies amidst the juggle of parenting and busy lives.
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Jul 28, 2025 • 29min

2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy

Burnie and Ashley dive into the world of the Fantastic Four, discussing Gwyneth Paltrow's intriguing new role linked to space. They tackle the chaos of corporate PR crises and the absurdity surrounding tech security issues, all while sharing laughs about box office performance. Nostalgia leads them to reminisce about superhero films' impact on parenting and how storytelling evolves in today's entertainment landscape. Of course, no discussion is complete without a nod to Seth Rogen's impressive transition from comedy star to production powerhouse.
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Jul 25, 2025 • 27min

2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater

The hosts dive into the nostalgic chaos of wrestling culture, sharing personal tales intertwined with celebrity losses. They hilariously recount Ozzy Osbourne's notorious escapades and a bizarre credit card fraud incident involving Chuck E. Cheese. The absurdities of modern payment methods, like using selfies for verification, bring laughter. They reflect on a global Starlink outage, transforming family entertainment into board game night. Additionally, they discuss the environmental costs of our digital habits, urging a rethink on technology's ecological impact.
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Jul 24, 2025 • 30min

2025.07.24: Elbows Deep

Burnie and Ashley discuss business pitfalls, travel sleep, body clocks, best sleeps, livestreaming takes, Amazon's bracelet that listen to you, Clorox hacks, social engineering, fuzzy logic authentication, and proving your age. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 23, 2025 • 19min

2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture

Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy Osborne, Walk Out stores, fake stores for real addictions, and the death of 24 hour business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 22, 2025 • 30min

2025.07.22: Milk Flight

Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help, smashing that like button, and the purple margs.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 21, 2025 • 24min

2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID

Burnie and Ashley discuss the MS Movies & TV closure, splitting your library, verifying your age for Reddit "mature" content, getting in the van for candy, the Fifth Element, Texas mosquitos, and whether size matters in carrots.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 18, 2025 • 36min

2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star

Burnie and Ben King talk about reality TV, the Studio, $200,000,0000 AI Engineers, Meta's track record at acquisitions, Threads, artificial paramours, Reddit's iron fisted rules, Rooster Teeth website stats, and rolling with punches.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 17, 2025 • 37min

2025.07.17: Planet Shopping

Burnie and Jason discuss the blame game, allergies, Texas mosquitos, Mars auctions, NFT's, Burnie's esteemed extra appearances, Facebook's privacy woes, alogtrthmic spying, building value for other people, and never owning something on someone else's platform.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 16, 2025 • 44min

2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durnkensnerk To You

Burnie and Barbara Dunkelman discuss weddings, COVID holdovers, minimum wage, Canadian indulgences, losing touch with your home country, and the 2025 Emmy Nominees as seen on TikTok Reels.

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