Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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May 15, 2025 • 1h 52min
Cinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter
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Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this.
They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable.
So no. Why would we want to stop?
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May 12, 2025 • 1h 3min
Top 5 Dream Sequels
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 8, 2025 • 1h 40min
Cinephobe Unlocked: Half Baked
Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 1, 2025 • 1h 53min
Cinephobe Ep 266: Rocky V
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a hallucination. Home Team.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Apr 28, 2025 • 1h 6min
Top 5 Grifters
Watch this episode on YouTubeZach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the centuries.Production note: The soundboard was partially muted this week, so you might have to use your imagination for some of the usual sound effects. When in doubt, assume it was gonged.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 24, 2025 • 1h 55min
Cinephobe Ep 265: The Quest
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTubePetty podcasters Zach, Amin and Mayes take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the 1920s, all the way across the sea to Muay Thai Island, then up mountains to the Lost City in Tibet.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 17, 2025 • 1h 51min
Cinephobe Ep 264: Samurai Cop
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTubeZach, Amin and Mayes are not an established podcast yet, should make friends with all the podcasts, but that won't stop them from keeping it warm and ready.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 14, 2025 • 1h 1min
Top 5 Crashmores
Watch this episode on YouTubeEven if Zach, Amin and Mayes do a bad job, they've got to give us that other two mil.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 10, 2025 • 1h 50min
Cinephobe Ep 263: American Ninja 2: The Confrontation
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTubeZach, Amin and Mayes own Blackbeard Island and made their money big time... in podcasts.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 3, 2025 • 1h 49min
Cinephobe Ep 262: Angel Has Fallen
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTubeZach, Amin and Mayes have Fallen and they can't get up.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
