

Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Feb 17, 2021 • 1h 37min
Cinephobe Ep 71: How High
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back at Harvard after acing their THCs thanks to help of the Ghost of Exposition present. They'll tangle with uptight Dean Cain, dirty mack on Bart Dooster's girl and bring hookers to the dorms, all while putting the finishing touches on a botany project that will benefit mankind. Now go warm me up some Pork Chops O’Chunky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 10, 2021 • 1h 44min
Cinephobe Ep 70: Soul Man
Black History Month continues on Cinephobe as Zach, Amin and Mayes take their cutting edge tanning pills and head to Harvard Law School on the Henry Q Bouchard scholarship to learn that it's not so easy being black after all. You can really feel 400 years of oppression in every single frame of this movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 3, 2021 • 1h 35min
Cinephobe Ep 69: Money Talks (with Josiah Johnson)
Cinephobe kicks off Black History Month with this archival footage of Chris Tucker in his prime. Josiah Johnson the meme king joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to sing Vic Damone's greatest hits, kick it with Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. , and disguise Barry White lyrics as wedding toasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 27, 2021 • 1h 47min
Cinephobe Ep 68: Gone in 60 Seconds (with Nando Vila)
Nando Vila, Woke Bro, joins the hosts to discuss the action crime thriller 'Gone in 60 Seconds' and various actors and scenes in the movie. They also explore the vibes and characteristics of the 20th and 21st centuries, play guessing games, and share trivia and fun facts about the film.

Jan 20, 2021 • 1h 37min
Cinephobe Ep 67: Kiss of Death
Grab your inhaler and head down to Babycakes strip club as Nic Cage month continues here on Cinephobe. What doesn't kill Zach, Amin and Mayes makes them stronger, they'll live free or die, and if you fuck with the bull you get the horns, so put on your poncho and blast that House of Pain CD, it's time to clean up your own backyard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 13, 2021 • 1h 34min
Cinephobe Ep 66: Snake Eyes
Zach, Amin and Mayes were made for this sewer and they are the kings. Cage Month rolls along with this 1998 thriller about conspiracy, a blind goody two shoes, political assassination, a married man and heavyweight boxing. Put your gold flip phone on silent and believe everything except your ears, because listening is deceiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 6, 2021 • 1h 42min
Cinephobe Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu (with Pablo Torre)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Pablo Torre to square off one at a time with the ancient alien Brax, who has so much respect for the art of Jiu Jitsu that he never even dares to use it. Put on your paper hat and spit roast your finest fish, it's time to kick off Nicolas Cage month in style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 30, 2020 • 1h 38min
Cinephobe Ep 64: Troll 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes close out the year by swapping houses with hospitable Utah peasants in the town of Nilbog. They'd rather be drinking Mountain Dew with their boys at the RV bordello, but all they've got is room temperature Nilbog milk. Be on the lookout for unattached girls, but whatever you do, don't eat the food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 23, 2020 • 1h 38min
Cinephobe Ep 63: Money Plane
You wanna listen to three podcasters on the verge of pissing themselves discuss a movie held together by terrible exposition and scotch tape? Money Plane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 16, 2020 • 59min
Cinephobe Ep 62: Money Train - Part 2 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy are back on the Money Train to tangle ass with the transit twins, punch J Lo in the face and then bang her, get pick pocketed by an old lady and start a fire by striking gasoline with a metal pipe. We bled the breaks so this podcast won't stop until it reaches the end of the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices


