

Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Nov 16, 2023 • 2h 10min
Cinephobe Ep 202: Timeline
In this episode, the hosts discuss topics such as exceptionalism in Hollywood, accents in movies, and their thoughts on the movie 'Timeline'. They engage in a lively and humorous conversation filled with random remarks, discuss the cast and repeat offenders in the film, and explore scenes and characters. The concept of time travel and a locked wormhole is also discussed, along with character disinterest and suspicious funding. The interactions with Scottish and French characters lead to a surprising plot twist, and they also discuss battle scenes, trebuchets, and chaos in the movie.
Nov 13, 2023 • 37min
Top 5 Ass Offs of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite thespians.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 9, 2023 • 2h 19min
Cinephobe Ep 201: Assassins
The hosts discuss various topics including Deep Blue Sea, Michael Rappaport, and underwater ovens. They give their initial observations on the movie 'Assassins' and analyze scenes involving Stallone's grief, planning eliminations, random events, and Antonio's rise in the assassins' world. They also cover scenes with caviar and a cat, a bank job flashback, and discuss various scenes, details, and character choices in 'Assassins'.

Nov 2, 2023 • 1h 26min
Cinephobe Ep 200: Judge Dredd - Part 2 (with Mike Ryan)
Cinephobe Ep 200: Judge Dredd - Part 2 with Mike Ryan. The hosts discuss Stallone's appearance and a revealing scene involving a genetically altered criminal named Rico. They talk about Hollywood casting, chaotic events, and behind-the-scenes insights from 'Judge Dredd'. The troubled production of the movie is also discussed, along with tension, characters, and the Ass Awards.
Oct 30, 2023 • 52min
Top 5 Twins
Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking in the mirror for the most dynamic duos sharing genetic material in 200 plus years of Cinephobe.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 26, 2023 • 1h 31min
Cinephobe Episode 200
The hosts celebrate their 200th episode while discussing their disappointment with the film 'Judge Dred' and its reception. They analyze concept drawings, talk about internet security and offer from Nord VPN. They share their initial thoughts on the movie's setting and reminisce about the past. They also discuss a lecture and conversation in the judge locker room, critique lighting and chemistry in the film, and discuss the future, a bazaar, and reprogramming an ABC warrior. Tension and drama unfold in intense scenes.

Oct 19, 2023 • 2h 17min
Cinephobe Ep 199: Amos & Andrew
The podcast hosts discuss the movie 'Amos & Andrew', sharing their disappointment with Hollywood's tendency to make bad movies. They also delve into the actors and movies connected to the film, review 'Amos & Andrew', and analyze scenes highlighting racism and discrimination. The chapter explores symbolism, a tense exchange between characters, chaotic encounters, and the controversial history behind the film. Overall, the podcast provides entertaining insights into the movie and its themes.
Oct 16, 2023 • 41min
Top 5 Animals
Zach, Amin and Mayes visit the Cinephobe Menagerie, filled with creatures big and small that have captured our hearts and opened our eyes to the magic of the animal kingdom.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 12, 2023 • 1h 17min
Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 2
The podcast hosts discuss the intense scenes of flooding and shark pursuit in the movie 'Deep Blue Sea'. They also explore the negative consequences of manipulating shark brains and the risks of online security. Additionally, they delve into behind-the-scenes details and trivia about the film.

Oct 5, 2023 • 1h 24min
Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 1
Discussion of the movie 'Deep Blue Sea', including first impressions, CGI in the opening scene, and a comical boat scene. Debate on the resemblance between Guy Pierce, Thomas Jane, and Aaron Eckhart. The dangers of unsecured networks and the importance of Nord VPN. Conversation about pressure, consent, dance moves, and sharks' blood/wine distinction. Critique of poor writing, dialogue, and exposition-heavy scenes in 'Deep Blue Sea'. Preparation for a storm, unusual shark behavior, synchronized swimming, and risky dives.


