Cinephobe

In the second ever episode of Cinephobe (Next), Zach, Amin and Mayes discovered the Mensa member and extremely opinionated author slash movie critic H. Anthony Medley.Unfortunately, despite reviewing hundreds of films since 2002, there are plenty of movies we've done that Tony has not reviewed.In this CT5, we compile the movies that we wish Tony had seen and reviewed, speculating on what we think we would have said and which films would have inspired classic scrutiny from our Toluca Lake Legend.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't play with the bad boys anymore as they track down that scallywag Stavros in their iridium lensed Oakley shades.Offense gets the glory - But defense wins the game!BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of unhoused ex-podcasters who love nothing more than hitchhiking across the country from seedy motel to seedy motel.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes make a playlist of the best Cinephobe episodes to listen to while you're traveling across Europe.In fact, Zach might be listening to one of these episodes right this instant, as he travels across Europe.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are bonding adamantium to their skeletons to withstand the onslaught of Weapon Xposition in this movie.In order to make this podcast indestructible, first we're going to have to do destroy it.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting all their plutonium deals aside to concentrate on opening a chain of Cobra Kai dojos all over the valley.For the next few weeks, our business is strictly revenge.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Much like Sean Astin himself, Zach, Amin and Mayes bit off more than they could chew with their first CT5.So now they are back to dig up seven more of their most unbelievable moments in Cinephobe history, the elements of the plot that took it too far, shattering any suspended disbelief that might have existed.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are inventing the 'Revenge For Hire' business to save their impotent, whore mongering father with a heart transplant from a degenerate gambling doctor.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the most ridicalickaliss schemingest keenest scam artists being hunteded by Germans on a private island for fifty thousand dollars.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices