Two Hot Takes
Morgan Absher
Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they scavenge Reddit, listener write-ins, and the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories.Morgan's IG: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/Listen to exclusive BONUS stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakesFollow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakesCheck out our YouTube Channel for full length videos! https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakesMerch!!: https://shop.twohottakes.com/
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May 7, 2026 • 1h 54min
267: Relationship PROBLEMS!
They dig into petty and major couple conflicts like shower routines and moving in compromises. They debate who should handle kitchen work and when chore imbalance becomes a red flag. They argue over using versus preserving heirloom china and whether clumsiness or ADHD explains breakage. They react to strange intimacy expectations, taste loss mysteries, and creative ways people cope with loneliness.
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May 1, 2026 • 2h 11min
266: Overwhelmed!
Three friends riff on feeling overwhelmed by everyday chaos. They tackle messy houses, bizarre relationship boundaries, and dramatic Ren Faire fights. Stories include a partner reenacting spicy book scenes, a pregnant woman’s disputed zoo visit with her mom, and someone sexting AI. Lively banter, sharp takes, and listener dilemmas drive the conversation.
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Apr 23, 2026 • 2h 2min
265: Don't be a Heckler! Ft. Lucas Zelnick
Lucas Zelnick, stand-up comedian and touring performer, shares comedic crowd-work wisdom and heckler survival tips. He recounts wild touring tales, an Oklahoma ranch story, and why refusing rude requests matters. The conversation also dives into public recording ethics, cringe-worthy dinner confrontations, and boundary-setting in everyday chaos.
Apr 16, 2026 • 2h 3min
264: Step on a Rake!
They riff on outrageous interpersonal betrayals, from a partner mocking an old video to a coworker tracking gossip with a quirky app. They tackle boundary violations like roommate sexual misconduct and a boyfriend blaming anatomy for sex. They also revel in petty workplace revenge and family exclusions over heirlooms.
Apr 9, 2026 • 1h 26min
263: Friendly Advice Ft. Nadine Bhabha
Nadine Bhabha, actor from Heated Rivalry turned candid advice-giver. She dishes spicy takes on friend-turned-husband drama, promotion fears fueled by partners, divorce after illness, whimsical lunches and masculinity, and betrayal involving saved explicit photos. Short, sharp, and unapologetic commentary on messy relationship and life choices.
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Apr 2, 2026 • 2h 9min
262: Let's Not Meet Again..
Kaelyn Moore, podcast creator behind Heart Starts Pounding and Clues, brings true-crime savvy and personal anecdotes. They dive into creepy encounters like a stalking mail carrier, a leaked hazing video, mysterious harassing texts with an affair twist, holiday boundary reckonings, and a comforting ghost story. Short, unsettling tales and sharp commentary keep things tense and entertaining.
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Mar 26, 2026 • 1h 36min
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches
Ron Funches, stand-up comedian and voice actor known for Trolls and Harley Quinn, joins for a hilarious deep dive into phony people and awkward social moments. Short, funny takes on fake friendships, in‑law drama, disposable camera wedding photos, secret lasagna recipes, and whether certain behaviors cross the line. Expect laugh-out-loud reactions and boundary debates.
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Mar 19, 2026 • 1h 43min
260: True Colors Came Out! Ft. DJ X
Xavier Jernigan (DJ X), Spotify personality and AIDJ voice, shares stories from his music-world life. He dives into relationship dramas where people's true colors show. Short takes cover a staged flirting test, a fiance ignoring severe illness, family insults, and a cult-like initiation party. Plus fun meet-and-greet celebrity anecdotes and burnout talk.
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Mar 12, 2026 • 1h 55min
259: A Rare Breed..
Lauren, a recurring co-host who riffs on Reddit tales and shares personal anecdotes, joins Morgan to react to wildly odd people. They cover outrageous bathroom breaches, a decade-long coffee lie, a manipulative family loyalty test, and an ex-obsession that wrecks a marriage. Expect sharp reactions, cringe stories, and laugh-out-loud commentary.
Mar 6, 2026 • 2h 39min
258: From the Vault..
Birthday bonus with a wild stack of Patreon vault stories. Tales include secret breastfeeding photos and family boundary drama. A boyfriend swaps out sentimental books and a wife's husband fathers a child with his affair partner. False murder accusations, social media fallout, and a stepped-on wedding moment keep things jaw-dropping.
