Two Hot Takes
Morgan Absher
Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they scavenge Reddit, listener write-ins, and the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories.Morgan's IG: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/Listen to exclusive BONUS stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakesFollow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakesCheck out our YouTube Channel for full length videos! https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakesMerch!!: https://shop.twohottakes.com/
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Mar 26, 2026 • 1h 36min
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches
Ron Funches, stand-up comedian and voice actor known for Trolls and Harley Quinn, joins for a hilarious deep dive into phony people and awkward social moments. Short, funny takes on fake friendships, in‑law drama, disposable camera wedding photos, secret lasagna recipes, and whether certain behaviors cross the line. Expect laugh-out-loud reactions and boundary debates.
Mar 19, 2026 • 1h 43min
260: True Colors Came Out! Ft. DJ X
Xavier Jernigan (DJ X), Spotify personality and AIDJ voice, shares stories from his music-world life. He dives into relationship dramas where people's true colors show. Short takes cover a staged flirting test, a fiance ignoring severe illness, family insults, and a cult-like initiation party. Plus fun meet-and-greet celebrity anecdotes and burnout talk.
Mar 12, 2026 • 1h 55min
259: A Rare Breed..
Lauren, a recurring co-host who riffs on Reddit tales and shares personal anecdotes, joins Morgan to react to wildly odd people. They cover outrageous bathroom breaches, a decade-long coffee lie, a manipulative family loyalty test, and an ex-obsession that wrecks a marriage. Expect sharp reactions, cringe stories, and laugh-out-loud commentary.
Mar 6, 2026 • 2h 39min
258: From the Vault..
Birthday bonus with a wild stack of Patreon vault stories. Tales include secret breastfeeding photos and family boundary drama. A boyfriend swaps out sentimental books and a wife's husband fathers a child with his affair partner. False murder accusations, social media fallout, and a stepped-on wedding moment keep things jaw-dropping.
Feb 26, 2026 • 1h 60min
257: Odd Layers.. Ft. The Basement Yard
Frank Alvarez, co-host from The Basement Yard known for quick wit, and Joe Santagato, creator and storyteller with sharp reactions, join the conversation. They unravel bizarre stories about a dish sponge used as a litter box cleaner, a bride banning a future brother-in-law, a detective treating his partner like a suspect, and a man obsessed with identical 'Where's the Beef' shirts.
Feb 19, 2026 • 1h 39min
256: That's Suspicious Ft. Taylor Tomlinson
Taylor Tomlinson, stand-up comedian and Netflix special star, joins as co-host and brings sharp, comedic perspective. They dig into suspicious relationship mysteries. Short, punchy stories include hidden cameras, secret rooms, surprise ‘kidnappings’, privacy breaches, and trust-breaking social stunts.
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Feb 12, 2026 • 1h 54min
255: Ludicrous! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Angela Giarratana, YouTube creator and witty commentator, joins for a ludicrously entertaining hour. They react to outrageously strange relationship and Reddit stories. Short takes on jealousy over a fish, a 140-pound cheese meltdown, reckless financial choices, dream-fueled texts to high-school crushes, and chaotic boundary drama.
Feb 5, 2026 • 2h 11min
254: MORE Updates!
Chaotic updates on messy relationship drama and social fallout. A wedding friend feud over jealousy sparks public insults and friendship splits. A dad shames a boyfriend into changing an inappropriate shirt, leading to apologies and consequences. A wife develops an intense crush on her trainer that ends in betrayal and divorce. Additional stories explore boundaries, promises, and shifting friendships.
Jan 29, 2026 • 2h 4min
253: Happy Updates Only..
They trade chaotic yet satisfying relationship updates that end with closure. Stories include a partner refusing chores leading to a breakup, a TikTok-fueled body-shaming fallout, and a Bigfoot prank that spirals into legal trouble. They also share a sweet mechanic-turned-romance tale and a heartwarming hitchhiker tamale moment.
Jan 22, 2026 • 1h 42min
252: Not Nice! Ft. Charlie Berens
Charlie Berens, comedian known for Midwest-themed humor and the Manitowoc Minute persona, joins for a laugh-packed chat. They trade Midwestern nostalgia and accent jokes. They riff on wild Reddit relationship tales: public corrections, solo art trips, a rejected proposal with messy updates, and goofy bedroom roleplay. Expect blunt hot takes, jail anecdotes, and Midwest charm.
