

The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Jun 13, 2022 • 57min
83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt.1 of Tantric Date Night Series
Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman says her husband isn't into her anymore, he can't keep an erection and recently happily obliged to her idea to go to a swingers club-the sex life is stale does she have any hope. Our last listener question is a man who said his wife straight up told her she isn't into it anymore, she doesn't want gifts or to burden him in anyway-she rejects any initiation of love and he feels gut punched. Jordy is giving it to ya straight=) Today is the first part of the 5 part series of Tantric Date Nights- Cock Devotion is todays segment and YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR IT ALL! Godbless the mens dicks and the ladies confidence.JOIN THE PATREON (ad free audio erotica + more)https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastGo to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Foria Welless (my fav sex oil/lube/suppositores) use code JORDYNHAKES20 for 20% off.https://www.foriawellness.comFOLLOW ME AND ASK ANYTHINGig- @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcastADVERTISINGthehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Jun 6, 2022 • 1h 4min
82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and a man who needs his wife sex drive back. ft. audio erotica (MF)
Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets give you some pointers. Of course today we have some super relatable juicy listener questions one being a man who can't take the sexual neglect any longer. He wants his wife back-tune in to hear my thoughts. Todays audio erotica: "I (M21) fuck my boss (33F) for a promotion" written by reddit user U/bearetico.Join the Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastTry Cannfusion Juice -legal in ALL 50 state.www.cannfusionjuice.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off

May 30, 2022 • 36min
81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UTI's and becoming a lazy lover.
Happy Monday-A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker shit? I of course don't hold back- on to listener questions, a couples desire for making shower sex sexy, a female listener with frequent UTI's, a man wondering if all women become lazy lovers or are the dudes getting less appealing with time? (trick question huh) TUNE INRelationship SchoolGet 50% your first month of relationship coaching when you mention The Horny Housewife. www.relationshipschool.comFOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAIG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising/Collabs:thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comDiscount Codes and Links:https://linktr.ee/Thehornyhousewife

May 23, 2022 • 1h 20min
80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate affair, and throat orgasms with sex goddess Susan Bratton
Happy Monday- freaky fam first off we are diving into listener questions and boy are they juicy- a mans fantasy, one womans married boyfriend, and a sex starved finance. Today I'm so pumped to tell you that we are joined with Susan Bratton aka sex goddess, aka intimacy expert to millions -and let me tell you she is blowing my MINDDDD with the technique tips! Susan and I dive deep into setting the men straight on "how to fuck"-breaking stigmas and telling like it is, there is no sugar coating per usual, grab your pen and paper bc we are about to level up your sex life. Ps. have you ever heard of throat orgasms.... bc neither had I !!!! =PTo find all the amazing resources mentioned by Susan go to www.susanbratton.comJoin the Patreon=)https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast20% off CANNFUSION JUICEGet your delicious, legal in all 50 states, THC infused, cold pressed juice atwww.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE for 20% offWOMANIZER PREMIUM 2- two words "air suction"- run, get it nowcode: HOUSEWIFE20 for 20% off sitewidehttp://lovehoney.co/Housewifeadvertising/collabsthehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

May 16, 2022 • 43min
79- How to be sexually confident, a vibrator ruining your sex life, and whats up with penis pumps.
~moody monday~ This weeks topic is sexual confidence, do you feel worthy of pleasure? Do you know what steps to take to feel more sexually confident and fulfilled? Im talking about the most important aspect of sexual confidence and how to breed more. Todays listener questions; one man wants to know why I told guys to ditch the penis pumps yet I have my own augmented body parts. Another listener wants to know how to approach his wife who religiously brings the vibrator into the bed with them; he is the one who in fact purchased them, but now is starting to resent them! Our last listener question is in regards to how a man can encourage his wife to be more exploratory with her fantasies, more specifically a threesome. His wife has already expressed her attraction and interest with other females, and when they were dating teased the idea of threesome, but what to make of it now? I GOT YOU- TUNE IN=)))TRY BEDUCATED 1 DAY FREE! CODE: JORDYNhttp://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepodTALK TO A CERTIFIED RELATIONSHIP COACH !!www.relationshipschool.com/myrelationshipcoach**dont forget to mention The Horny Housewife for 50% off a month of sessions.

May 9, 2022 • 59min
78- Milky boobies, wandering eyes, and all things erotic asphyxiation. ft. audio erotica "Absent Husband"
~moody monday~ Todays episode Im discussing lactating titties and all their glory! All former or current breast feeding moms Im sure will get a chuckle out of todays intro, and the men who love breast feeding eat your heart out. It is May aka masturbation month so I am discussing pleasure every week this month. Today is the start of the "Pleasure Series" part 1 is CHOKING - aka erotic asphyxiation, Im discussing the 3 types of choking what they entail and what their differences are. I give you suggestions on how to start out from the conversation to introducing the sensation comfortably and safely. Todays listeners questions include a man who wants tips to get his wife more into the idea of giving him head, another listener wants to know how she can meet her mans needs more post partom-how can she get her drive back?! Todays episode ends with some sexy audio erotica entitled "Absent Husband" written by reddit user u/LTS8 - Tune in NOW=)//CannFusion Juice- LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATESOrder CannFusion Juice today and get 20% off!!! code: HOUSEWIFEwww.Cannfusionjuice.comfollow me on social mediaIG -@_thehornyhousewifepodcastTIktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcasttodays audio erotica: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/uj86m2/absent_husband/Advertising Inquires // thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

May 2, 2022 • 42min
77- Remedies to last longer, prudish wife problems, and stale sex in marriage.
MORNING MONDAY=) Freaky fam today Im making sure you know why we are here, and why I discuss the topics I do. Marriage can be hard-and real talk is VITAL. Todays listener questions provide remedies to finishing too soon in bed, a common male complaint; one man wants to know how to get his slightly prudish wife to be more willing behind closed doors - I discuss how a woman can get in touch with her own sexual desires and needs. A woman confesses to the freak fam the reality of sex getting stale in marriage- she compares it to going to the same restaurant everyday, and I can't help but completely agree. One male listener desperately wants his c*ck thicker, and veiner..he believes this would please a woman-Im here to give honest feedback=) TUNE IN NOW.TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE- ACCESS TO 100's OF COURSEShttp://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewifeCODE: JORDYNGet LAST COUPLE STANDING now- game night will forever be better.www.lcsgame.comcode: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off your order and FAST & FREE shipping.FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAig @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast

Apr 25, 2022 • 49min
76-shit talking, a cuckold giving hints, and marriage REAL TALK ft. Jayson Gaddis
today we are joined with Jayson Gaddison - relationship studier and expert. He is giving us insight into how to deal with conflict in high-stake relationships aka MARRIAGE. If you have children, a mortgage, shared bills and have built a life together beyond wanting happiness you are literally woven together with this person. Conflict happens and we need the tools to navigate and conquer! Per usual your juicy listener questions, this week we have a cuck situation to discuss. Also- shit talking lets chat. Tune in.Follow me on social media!IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcastTiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcastAsk anonwww.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Apr 18, 2022 • 50min
75- The men reveal why they watch porn, tips for the "orally challenged" (aka cunnilingus), and audio erotica (MFM)
ITS MONDAY! Today I'm following up from last weeks epsiode on the debate of married men/men in relationships watching porn. I asked the men to give their insight and perspective and it inspired me to take a new approach/look and give new insight to the ladies straight from the source. (to hear more of what the men had to say check out my IG stories (@_thehornyhousewifepodcast) Todays listener questions cover one mans fertility journey with his wife, and its consequences on their sex life. Next we have a husband who wants to help his wife unwind by giving a nice massage, this massage turns to foreplay and then husband gets left hanging while wifey gets to climax and go to sleep. Should he be bothered or did he make this mess? Our last question is a listener wants to know if a woman's enthusiasm/effort to give head, has a direct correlation with how much effort/enthusiasm she has in the actual relationship! Todays episode ends with a MFM audio erotica (especially dedicated to ZE LADIES) and was written by reddit user u/Tonste *link to story belowTry BEDUCATED.com 1 day FREE (100's of courses)http://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewifecode: JORDYNtodays audio erotica =)"being shared for the first time"https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/u5z9c5/being_shared_for_the_first_time_mfm/FOLLOW MEIG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcastadvertisingthehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Apr 11, 2022 • 52min
EP74- tossing salad technique, getting honest with your partner, and swinger drama
Happy MONDAY! Todays listener questions are about leveling up your rim job technique, whether your tossing hers or his, what you need to know from hygiene tips, to lounge technique I'm giving the scoop=) Another listener question wants to know how he can tell his partner he isn't into her sexually anymore, a very hard conversation to be had, that MUST be had. Lastly a girl on IG reached out inquiring about her boyfriends porn usage and wants to know if her feelings are valid. Today I went rogue after listener questions and had to give y'all the scoop on some juicy Tik Tok swinger drama that I just can't get enough of, it made me pause and ask myself "can these couples really have it all?"Try FORIA WELLNESS (my favorite intimacy suppositories great for cramps or anal lol)code. THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 for 20% off your order.FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAIG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcastTikTok- @thehornyhousewifeADVERTISING INQUIRESthehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com


