

The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Oct 31, 2022 • 51min
103- habitual porn, keeping a traveling husband happy and being your wife's boyfriend.
Today Im catching up with you w/some giggles and a sex story time. Giving further insight into a review left by a listener who wants to know what it meant when I said I thought being middle aged and unmarried could be a red flag....I go on to explain my opinion. (its just an opinion chill) along with some other *not needed but she's got a point* red flags for laughs. Todays listener questions include a traveling husband whose wife is resistant to sending nudes, he would love nothing more than to enjoy the sight of his wifes beautiful body for him to self pleasure while away-instead he turns to porn. Willl his desire ever be fulfilled? Another husband wants to know why his wife can't specifically point out what turns her on. She says "she likes it all"- but he yearns for a deeper answer. Next we have a young man dating a young woman who feels SOME type of way about his porn use. He thinks their issues will only progress but he hasn't had the guts to break up. Are his expectations off, or are hers? My thoughts. Lastly, a woman whose husband is struggling to get it as hard as he used too, and as quickly. She has noticed doggy is his go to position- and she is starting to feel insecure. Does this mean he is cheating? Not attracted? Or is this just getting old? Tune in now!Enjoy audio erotica?! Join the Patreon. New sexy stories uploaded every Wednesday.Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Cancel unnecessary, unwanted subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to RocketMoney.com/Housewife to get started! Follow me on social media! IG- @_Thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcastask anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comadvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Oct 24, 2022 • 1h 11min
102- the unsolicited dick pic, sexual jealousy, eating ass, and getting divorced.
This monday I start off with a rant on "the unsolicited dick pic" not the first one I've received, but considering the method I handled it..it might be the last ;). Who knows tho, men are ballsy. Today lots of listener Q's; retroactive jealous- she hates this bitch but like to think of her man fucking her...is something wrong with her..lets talk sexual jealousy! Jealousy leading to arousal and the psychology behind it! Super interesting. Next a man whose wife is not only grumpy, but just never in the mood...he needs help and fast. Lastly we have a 31 F whose husbands kinks are getting.....a little intense. Like I want you to po*p while I f*ck you and have you fart on my fingers....I was upset too don't fret, but lets dive deeper lol. Is he insane and weird? Is she wrong to have him (in her words) "suppressing his desires" should she just go for it? Or should she draw the line? Todays topics are tossing salad and discussing the top 10 reasons couples are getting divorced in the US. my thoughts of course=) tune in!Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Microdose Gummies > Legal in ALL 50 states! Go to Microdose.com - use code HOUSEWIFE to get 30% and free shipping.Like audio erotica? Join my patreon =) New sexy stories every Wednesday.Ask anonymously Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comPR: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Oct 17, 2022 • 48min
101- a bowl cut puss, age gap relationships, and how to go about mutual masturbation.
I suggest toking up before this episode bc she (I) was slightly unhinged in todays EP. Sharing my truth about my pubic hair grooming gone wrong was just the one of many joys experienced in this episode. Todays listener questions consist of a man intrigued to know my personal stance/opinion on older men with younger women...so I went ahead and shared my thoughts on all types of age gap relationships, and went hard in the paint. Another listener is man who has been with men prior to marrying his wife, and is now finding the urge again. In the bedroom his wife and him "Pegg" but this is no longer satisfying the urge....how should he approach his wife. I couldn't help but wonder if relationship has been negatively impacted. I share my thoughts. Last but not least a womans husband messed up (ill tell you everything) and they moved past it and she blamed herself, she has made sure to be more intentional in the sexy department. Now she is trying to spice it up and have fun with hubby in and outside the bedroom and he is resistant to her attempts. She feels rejected, hurt and confused. Should she lay off? Is she being desperate? Todays topic is mutual masturbation and stay tuned for homework freaky fam....just click play. love u xoxo PS. love audio erotica? Join the patreon=). Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE use code "JORDYN" (also gives you discount on subscription) http://beducate.me/pd2242-jordynGet 25% OFF @trueclassic with promo code "Housewife" at Trueclassic.com/HousewifeAsk Anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.cominstagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast

Oct 10, 2022 • 1h 3min
100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.
Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fantasy silly, so how does she go through with it? Another man knows his wife's most powerful orgasm is on all fours with her vibrating d*ldo and he wants to re-create...-lets get honest in this answer=) One wife is insecure about her breasts post breastfeeding and not only wonders what her husband thinks regardless of his reassurance, but she also misses her full C cup and thinks about surgery...my thoughts. Last but not least a man with a dirty panty fetish, how does he tell his wife/lover?! Todays topic of the episode: FISTING. I took a course and am sharing all iv learned; from benefits, to the conversation, detailing How-To and needed aftercare. Tune in now=)Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Microdose Gummies. Go to Microdose.com to learn more and use code: HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping & 30% off your first order.Go to Manscaped.com and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code HOUSEWIFE. Like audio erotica? Join the patreon. Sexy stories every Wednesday.

Oct 3, 2022 • 56min
99- your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.
Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he could sex a couple of more times a week- if only! My thoughts. Next up a wife who is fed up feeling undesired, sending racy texts with no reply, she is horny and he just isn't, she should be bothered? Hell ya. Lets talk about it. Another woman raves about her marriage, but gets nostalgic when thinking of the "pressed against the wall, ripping our clothes off, hott and heavy passionate-cant get enough of you- sex, and wondering does it ever come back? Our last and final question is about jealous + arousal=) Getting horny from being jealous! There are women who exist that get wet thinking of their man with another woman, in fact they like to get off to it- but it DOESNT mean they want to try this IRL. Tune in to hear more!Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Try Beducated (80+ courses) 24 hours FREE with code "JORDYN" plus discount on yearly subscription. Link: http://beducate.me/pd2240-jordynGo to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Ask anonymously>www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comfollow me on Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Sep 26, 2022 • 56min
98- comparing sex lives, struggling to ejaculate, and the art of fingering.
Do you love audio erotica? Join the patreon today for new sexy stories published every Wednesday. Happy Monday freaky fam- todays listener questions consist of a woman who can't shake knowing her husband fucked a girl they mutually know from the past; another womans husband ejaculates only 50% of the time even thought there sex life seem hott right now she can't seem to comprehend how he is okay with not finishing the deed. Lastly, a couple is interested in hitting the strip club together and wants to know what if I have any tips/advice/suggestions for this type of exploration. Todays hot topic is "ze art of fingering"-get to use those fingers and maximum pleasure. Married couples always need to inspo and refreshers on making sex sexier. tune in now. =)Join the patreon here.Ask Anonymously Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Follow me on socials.IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Sep 19, 2022 • 1h 7min
97- horny and unsatisfied, unwilling to compromise and bringing erotic to the everyday with Dr.Alexandra Stockwell
Happy Monday- todays listener questions include a husband whose wife resist his attempts at oral sex; he wants ALL of her and can't seem to comprehend why she denies him her lovely lady parts. Is it her or him? Another listener is a high libido wife who goes out of her way to be intentional and sexy in her marriage and its not reciprocated....in fact its not going sexy at all. This rejection has her resentful and horny for attention and sexual affection. Listen in on my perspective and advice. Today Im joined with the lovely Dr. Alexandra Stockwell, she is an intimate marriage coach and has been married 26 years- after her and her husband had more time to themselves in the marriage she thought the sex would get better; turns out nothing happened and she had to face her fears in regards to communicating her needs around sex to her husband. We discussed venting vs. dumping our emotions; why she believes not compromising is the answer to a sexy passionate fulfilling marriage, and how to navigate hard conversations around sex. Dr. Alexandra helps couples everywhere work through the issues blocking them from intimacy as well help guide them to bringing erotic in to the everyday. Visit. www.alexandrastockwell.com to learn more about todays guest.Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE **80+ Courses** use code: JORDYN (also gets you discount on yearly pass=) ) http://beducate.me/pd2238-jordynGo to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising/Collabds: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Sep 12, 2022 • 60min
96-dry vaginas, a relationship lacking oral sex, and insatiable women ft.audio erotica
Chilling out this monday with some you me and freaky fam locker room talk. its a LA LA LA listener question kinda monday, and Im shooting the shit. From a vagina that dry and frequently tears, to a women whose husband hasn't eaten her out in a decade......Iv got solutions baby. Ive got inspiration mommy's and daddies. Clarification in regards to how exactly missionary anal is achieved; women expressing their insatiability and wandering eye- the woes that come with a high drive to fuck. Today''s audio erotica is chapter 1 aka the build up; entitled "Office Hours- chapter 1". by u/Jadeoceanwrites. Chapter 2 will be read on the patreon next Wednesday. If you love audio erotica join the patreon here.Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth!Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcastASK ANON >> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comadvertising/collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Sep 5, 2022 • 59min
95-improving your sex position game, vanilla partners and mutual masturbation.
Needing inspiration in the bedroom? Stuck in auto pilot? Todays final segment is all things getting creative in the bedroom, discussing positions that increase depth, penetration, stimulate the g-spot, and ones that give easy access to all the hott spots=) Today I'm talking everything from nicknames for our pussys, listeners who partners are more vanilla for their style, mutual masturbation good or bad?, and increasing your libido as a woman. (I'm sure MANY women can relate!) Also I'm following up from last weeks episode, one listener had a great idea on how to initiate the male g-spot play and other male listeners gave me the scoop on "do men like to see what their ex's are up too?!" Do you enjoy audio erotica? Listen to me every Wednesday tell 2 sexy stories on the patreon=) <<click here!Sexy daddy's wear True Classic. Use my code "Housewife" at checkout for 25% off!Go to RexMD.com/housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE! Use code JORDYN=) **also gets you discount on yearly pass! http://beducate.me/pd2237-jordyn-hornyhousewifeFollow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodASK ANONYMOUSLY

Aug 29, 2022 • 1h
94- Retroactive Jealousy, Kinks, Tantra & BDSM ft. audio erotica
Today merging the concepts of Kink, Tantra, an BDSM- educating listeners on the definition, breaking the stereotype in our (my) mind(s)- and discovering possibilities. Todays listener questions entail a man who wonders if his wife fantasizes about women due to her love for him being hairless, a mans whose wife has told him she has fallen out of love and he can't bear the thought of coparenting, a woman who experiences self diagnosed "retroactive jealous" (we deep dive a little), and a woman who needs tips on how to change up initiating sex! (the tips will keep coming every EP so stick around;) ) Today a sneak peak into the *patron life* with some delicious audio erotica entitled "Laying Around". Join the Patreon<< new audio erotica every Wednesday!Get 25% off at TrueClassic.com by using code 'housewife' at checkout! or click here<3Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.Follow me on social media. IG-_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcastAsk Me AnythingAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com


