The Horny Housewife

Let's clarify how to correctly spit on a partner, is it a docile drool or a forceful spit....let me elaborate. Todays listener questions include a husband who is about to take his wife on their "better late than never" honeymoon and they recently have discovered they both share a "sex on the beach" fantasy- he got all the "supplies" but wants to know is he fully prepared. Next a woman who cant help but notice...and think about..how gorgeous her fiance's ex gf is...like shes really pretty , and she cant help but feel less than; even though future hubby insist she was lame in bed and had a super boring personality- how does she shake the thoughts?! Get ready bc I got u. Listener Q's are short today because I was joined by the lovely Dan & Lacy not your regular couple; a super spicy couple who not only live the swinger lifestyle but freakin represent! Dan and Lacy host "The Swing Nation" and if swingers happen to be on your FYP then they are no strangers! I, of course, asked them all my questions!- From boundaries, to jealousy, to the hygiene in sex clubs, and what do they specifically like to partake in etc....they not only are super intriguing but have SO much to offer other couples that are curious or interested to know more. Dan and Lacy are a great example of how to live an alt.lifestyle intentionally and Im here for it! You can listen to "The Swing Nation" wherever you enjoy podcasts and/or go to https://theswingnation.net/ to learn all things Swing Nation!Want to support the show and/or enjoy audio erotica read by MOI> join the patreon! Manscaped- Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with our code HOUSEWIFE at Manscaped.comBLOOM- Listen to a sample of all stories free, or upgrade and use code HOUSEWIFE to get hella discount on the premium subscription. Immersive audio erotica, guided sex, guided masturbation, relaxation audio and more....at Bloom.comMicrodose- Try Microdose gummie or strain specific gummies today-legal nation wide- get 30% +free shipping on your first order using code: HOUSEWIFE at Microdose.comBlueChew-Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping!TrueClassic- Get 25% Off at trueclassic.com with code HOUSEWIFEFollow me on instagram! @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAsk ANON > www.thehornyhousewife.comAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcast.comemail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Today is part one of "what does your spouse want/need/desire in the relationship including in the bedroom- today we start with the ladies. From what she wants in a man, in her relationship, for you to see, want and do (to her naked)- I am mentioning it all. Todays listener questions include a woman who has kept brushing off a conversation her husband keeps asking for - she is self aware that she's putting it off and has started to notice his lack of initiating sex and needs advice! Another listener feels hopeless as his wife has admitted she only did the things she did (sexually) when they were dating to win him over, and that she has no desire to fuck the way she used to. What is a man to do thats in love and bored. A female listener wants to know if her being turned on by imagining herself hooking up with her mans ex girls is normal...or not. Another listeners husband has expressed his desire to see her fingering herself instead of just whipping out the vibrator, mixing it up if you will, and she wants some how-to and guidance! Im giving you the scoop on my personal favorite toys to play with solo or partnered and reading my one-star-reviews for shits n gigs. TUNE IN NOW=)Join the Patreon if you like audio erotica or wanna support the show=)BEDUCATED- Try ONE DAY FREE ALL ACCESS at Beducated.com using code: Jordyn >https://beducate.me/pd2309-jordynBlueChew- Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping at BlueChew.com using code : "Housewife" at checkout!Butter Wellness- Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off.UberLube- Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at UBERlube.com to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPINGAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comASK ANON >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Today why men cant handle a boo boo nearly like a woman can. Listener questions include a 30 year old woman who appreciates BDSM porn and started watching at an early age- due to this she finds herself often thinking about it in real life sexual situations versus being completely present. She finds thinking of her favorite thing to watch gets "her there" quicker....is this normal and what is my advice. One husband shares the harsh truth- the difficulty he finds be excited about sex with the same person 20 years in. The idea of new doesn't exist, and the same body can become routine- although he acknowledges the perks of knowing one another's body he cant help but miss the thought of a new naked body. Another listener wishes her husband would not just expect a blowjob the day she enters her cycle; and another husband is eager to know how to get his wife to share her fantasies. Todays topic of the hour; KISSING 101- the science, the psychology, the statistics, the research and what you SHOULD be doing. Spoiler alert: kissing is so fucking underrated.Microdose Gummies - get 30% off your first order + FREE SHIPPING when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Got to microdose.com =)True Classic - Be a stylish zaddy=) Go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use my code "Housewife" for 25 % off your order!!Join the Patreon for sexy stories every week!Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising/Collabs: admind@pleasurepodcasts.com

Today a kickass listener questions + a kick ass guest! Dr. Tara aka Luvbites.co is with us; sexual educator, profession, author and coach...Dr. Tara is filling us IN; From the 3 to predicators of longterm sexual satisfaction, to the male g-spot +technique you dont want to miss this one. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to "dirty talk" and doesn't know where to begin. She is nervous, and feels silly- Ive got tips, tricks and the mindset you need to adapt. Hype sesh from jordy coming STAT! Next question is a wife who is bothered by her husbands differing sexual history - he has so much experience and she wonders will she be enough to last a lifetime. PS. spoiler alert; it doesnt fucking matter. Do you love audio erotica? Join the Patreon for 2 sexy stories every Wednesday..say hello to your new favorite foreplay or bedtime story=)Get 10% off UBERLUBE + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Go to Uberlube.com now=)Try BlueChew FREEEEEE; just pay $5 for shipping when use code "Housewife" at checkout! A confident man is a sexy man.Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.Ask Anonymously> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFollow me on social media=) IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast | Tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Happy Monday- the twin flames broke up (Megan Fox & MGK) so i had to talk about different "types" of couples , and the hardships that coming from different circumstances ie. traveling husbands, or maybe 247 together couple. Hard is relative. Today is jam packed full of listener questions and diving deep into the topics that branch off. First off we have a husband who really enjoys thinking about his wifes HS days (the days she gave alot of guys alot of BJ's)- he enjoys this thought while he gets a BJ from her- sometimes shes down and other times she refuses; is his thought/obsession "normal" and regardless he cant shake it- what is he to do. Next is a wife who is pregnant and finding herself completely disinterested in sex. From her question I cant tell if its soley based on pregnancy hormones/feelings....it seems her relationship and sex life might be suffering as well. Does she sweep it under the rug and chalk it up to being a season, and "this too shall pass" or does she bring it up? Next a eager to please husband went all out for his wife on Valentines Day only to be rejected sexually, 2 days later she initiates physical intimacy and he turns her down due to be shot down previously....i spy game playing and let me tell you it wont work. Tune in because I have homework for all the couples listening too....consider it me forcing you to talk about shit and learn more about your S.O sexual side. Follow me on social media; IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcastJoin the Patreon here.Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE- code " JORDYN" will also get you discount on yearly pass. https://beducate.me/pd2308-jordynTry BlueChew.com FREE- use code "Housewife" at checkout and only $5 for shipping!!!!Get 25% off your True Classic purchase when you go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use code "Housewife" at checkout! True Classic is your one stop shop for all things mens wardrobe!

It's almost V-Day, do the married people even care? Regardless play it safe and buy her a gift dudes. Todays listener questions include a woman who doesn't give her man oral very often (although she does get it on with him 1-2x a week) her man is actually said the reason for his infidelty was the lack of oral sex in the relationship. How do we feel about this "excuse" and real talk what is she to do? Another listener says the sex is great, but the routine of "not much foreplay"- and "him waiting on his phone on the bed for her to come over and hop on" has become....not great. She longs for a little dominance aka him pushing her against a wall, stripping her down..take control! How does she communicate this desire? PS. Ive got an update for you on cock rings. Todays topic of the hour; Erotic Spanking 101- from locating "the sweet spot"- to positions and in-depth technique and style, Ive got you covered and I hope it inspires curiosity and excitement to bring into the bedroom! Tune in now! Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcastLike sexy stories? Join the Patreon today!Get my favorite lube ever; UBERLUBE! Go to Uberlube.com and use code "Housewife" at checkout for 10% off your order + free shipping!Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Go to BlueChew.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Today is jammed pack with moody monday-ness. Starting off discussing being intentional in your marriage vs. codependency (aka If my spouse isnt OK, Im not OK- to a destructive point.) There indeed is a different and one certainly feels better than the other. Todays listener questions include a story time of a couple who both ending up writing in to THH- the man is complaining his girlfriend of one year wont go down on him- I later receive an email from "said girlfriend" who enlightened me they have been together 10 years longer than her boyfriend mentioned, and the reason she is not generous in the oral department is the constant foul smell of other women on her mans genitals. Let that sink in- and gear up for this story time =) On the topic of smelly private parts, a husband who greatly desires to please his woman orally, just cant muster up the will to -do so as the smell is repulsive to him. He fears bringing this up only leads to mortifying his wife. What is he to do? Another woman says her co-worker comes up to her and shares his "dryer porn" fantasy- I do a real-time reaction to this new discovery plus my thoughts on his motive. Todays topic is arousal styles; the 4 types, what they mean, how to discover yours, and how this knowledge can positively impact the passion between you are S.O. PS. penis sleeve update=) + my personal favorite toy.Join the Patreon for sexy stories every Wednesday.Like a Kitten: Get 15% off your Like A Kitten order! Go to LikeAKitten.com/Housewife use code "Housewife" at checkout.Try Beducated.com ONE DAY FREE + 50% off yearly subscription if you sign up. Use code "JORDYN" to try 24 hours free- no charge whatsoever risk free! visit: https://beducate.me/pd2306-jordynLets Get Deep! from the creators of "What Do You Meme" this fun and intimate game will peel back the layers and reveal spicy truths=) Get 20% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. whatdoyoumeme.com/letsgetdeepTrue Classic- shops mens wear and get 25% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" go to trueclassic.com/housewifeFollow me on social media! IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok: @thehornyhousewifeAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

happy monday=) so many juicy questions today! One listener decided to give it a go with dirty talk, role play and fantasy- but to her and the rest of americas surprise he said her best friends name when he climaxed, and he climaxed harder than ever. Holy shit balls I cant wait to talk about this one. Next a man whose wife just isn't reciprocating the love in return bedroom wise. He doesn't understand, he communicated to her he watches porn and she was devastated- what is he to make of this? Another man says his wife initiates once a month, but that is it- if he attempts she rejects him. Another red flag is that she has randomly become aggressive in bed, and is constantly falsely accusing her husband of infidelity. I spy trouble in paradise. One man is married to a woman with a very attractive 31 year old daughter and find their behavior bizarre; let us decide. Lastly a woman says her mans FYP page is filled with ass/tits/bikini clad women and he says its a social media trap- I do not disagree with him, but I def have more truth to offer. Todays topic per request; SPH aka small penis humiliation, what is it? what drives it? how do women feel about it, what does an SPH kink look like- it might surprise you. Tune in now! Merch launches Feb 1st! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast visit my website www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com and ask me anything! <3Patreon > 2 NEW sexy stories every wednesday!Uberlube! Get 10% off + free shipping at UBERLube.com using my code "Housewife" at checkoutAdvertsing/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Today Ive got some A1 advice for the ladies- that will DEF give their men heart eyes...and heart dick lol. You'll be on his mind alllll day=) This moody monday I have my thoughts on social media agenda on relationship and pausing to have some self-awareness in regards to the FYP. Whats your algorithm lookin like? What narratives are you starting to believe; or affirm in your life? Be weary, aware - take the good and leave the rest, and remember all that shines isn't necessarily gold! Todays listener questions; one woman's wants the deets on spankings- and spanking that results in climax =) Another listener has a cuckhold fantasy, his wife is adventurous in the bedroom but gives a hard no to his currently #1 fantasy which is to attend a sex club- should he keep pushing, or drop it? Lastly one advetnerous woman wants some creative ideas for some "low-risk" exhibitionism aka doing it in public- i covered all risk levels and included a few stories hehe. Todays topic of the hour; Lasting Longer in Bed; a common quest! PE is very common, and even if its not techincally "PE" MANY men are looking for lasting solutions (aside from the squeeze method lol) to lay pipe longer. Ive got techniques, suggestions and new way of masturbating. tune in now=) love audio erotica? 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon. Take "Solving Premature Ejaculation" on Beducated.com - Try the entire platform ONE DAY FREE > use code: JORDYN > https://beducate.me/pd2304-jordynShop True Classic and get 25% off your order using code: HOUSEWIFE - time to dress like a zaddy.Get your lover something sexy for V-Day at LikeAKitten.com/housewife-use code: housewife to get 15% off.Ask me Anonymously >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. ~ Follow me on social media ig: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Today Im joined with holistic sex & intimacy coach Tilly Storm; are you a mamma who feels like you lost your groove post childbirth? Are you a man who feels like you've tried all the tips tricks techniques and don't know why you cant have electric sex with your partner; are you a woman who;s drive has plummeted and you are ready to get it back- or learn how, THIS one is for you! Todays listener Q's: one listener confesses to being in love with a married woman who wont leave her family for him; how does he detach. A second listener has a problem I think MANY will relate too- his wife talks dirty all day- says she cant wait to do x, y z, and then...they just end up going to bed. Aha finally time to talk about it. Tune in now!Love audio erotica? Join the Patreon.Get 10% off + free shipping at UBERLUBE.com using our exclusive code housewife at checkout=)Listen to Tilly and I chat on her podcast- EP 203Want to learn how to FINALLY sexually please your woman? Get the pleasure education you never got and become a better lover today.Check out Tilly Storm’s How to Sexually Please a Woman Training here:https://www.tillystorm.com/a/2147527011/wSwin2TMBook a complimentary Pleasure Assessment call with one of the world’s top 20 sex coaches, Tilly Storm, to discover the #1 thing holding you back from the sex life and relationship of your dreams! http://bit.ly/3VZQ1uA