The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Nov 27, 2023 • 56min
159- husband needing porn to climax, my wife is lying about her past & the best way to give & receive cunnilingus
Today's topic of the hour: eating pussy- tips for the givers AND receivers! Listener questions today include a wife venting about her man needing porn to achieve orgasm; it is to the point where he has to watch during intercourse, it is giving all the symptoms of porn addiction- where to go from here? Another husband shares his frustration after snooping and finding out his wife has lied about situations in her past; is this any of his business, is this betrayal on her part? Or his? Another husband is on the hung to upgrade his wife's vibrator- his wife likes something powerful...I have the perfect fit. Do you like audio erotica? Join the PATREON! The **Wands** I mentioned in todays EP:VIM WANDMagic Wand (use code "housewife" to get 15% off!)Fleshlight: Get 10% using code housewife10 at checkoutl Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout @ uberlube.comPopStar: Go to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get a PopStar quarterly subscription for only $99!Follow me on IG :@_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
Nov 20, 2023 • 45min
158-seducing your wife, an interest in being pegged, lingerie lover and his algorithm is making me insecure.
It's me you and whole lotta listener questions buckle in=)Listen to audio erotica your new favorite foreplay on the patreon. Bluechew: Get your first months supply free using code "housewife" at checkout. Go to BlueChew.comBeducated: Level up your sex life!!! Try 24 hours FREE all access to 100's of courses going to Beducated.com and using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2344-jordyn code "Jordyn" will get you 60% off the yearly subscription as well!!Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
Nov 13, 2023 • 1h 15min
157- initiating sex in your LTR, understanding your wife's desires, and discussing attachment styles with Dr. Alison Ash
Today I am joined with Dr. Alison Ash discussing "attachment styles" - to learn more about todays guest go to Turnon.love Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Butter Wellness: Get 20% the personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.comUberlube: Get 10% off plus free shipping with code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout.POPSTAR: Go to popstarlabs.com and use code "HORNYHOUSEWIFE" to get 20% off plus free shipping on your first purchase.Microdose: To learn more about microdosing THC go to microdose.com use code "housewife" to get 30% plus free shipping on your first order.Shop Fleshlight: Get 10% off your purchase using code "housewife10" at checkout. Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comCollabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comASK ANON : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
Nov 6, 2023 • 49min
156- "normal" pussy smells, why she isn't climaxing from penetration, and inspiring her to initiate sex.
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Nov 1, 2023 • 13min
Introducing: American Sex Podcast EP 170- Taboo BDSM Play
Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: American Sex. On a mission to change our dysfunctional relationship with shame & pleasure, hosts Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg tackle taboo topics with lighthearted humor & down-to-earth relatability. This clip is from episode 170 Taboo BDSM Play. In it, guest Mollena Williams-Haas discusses making sense of our darkest, deepest, most unspeakable kinky fantasies.
Oct 30, 2023 • 1h 5min
155- the flaws in our spouses, your wife's moods, why your spouse can be the best sex and navigating seasons w/Lindsey Metselaar
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Oct 23, 2023 • 57min
154- spicing up missionary, dead bedrooms and no solutions & social media destroying marriages
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Oct 16, 2023 • 46min
153- your S.O. phone password, low libido spouse with mental health issues & how to be in "the mood" MORE
Privacy in relationships: discussing the importance of knowing each other's phone passwords. Blue Chew: an online prescription service for generic Viagra, benefits and personal experience. Navigating low sexual activity due to mental health issues and medication. Tips on dominance and confidence in the bedroom. Best lube recommendation and body insecurities discussion. Exploring non-monogamous activities with emphasis on boundaries and consent.
Oct 9, 2023 • 1h 1min
152- owing your partner sex, golden showers galore, & asking your S.O to try mutual masturbation.
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Oct 2, 2023 • 1h 14min
151- best positions for pregnancy sex, awakening your pleasure centers, and co-creating sustainable hott sex with Dr. Alison Ash
Happy Monday- mommy is getting vulnerable! Todays listener questions include a husband who feels he didnt marry his true blue 'soul mate'- all is well, and he wants to stay together- but sometimes the longing for more hits and he wonders what to do. Another husband is searching for better pregnancy sex, which positions are ideal for his wife comfort wise? Also the 411 on pregnancy sex is always a good run-down. Today I am joined with Dr. Allison Ash (bio + info below) we are discussing the pressures couples put on themselves in the bedroom, discussing solution/steps to create opportunities for desire in your relationship. If you want hott sex, you have to be intentional and you can create long lasting sustainable good sex if you both are wiling! Tune in now=)Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout!BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month supply free; just pay $5 shipping!Todays Guest: Dr. Allison AshDr. Alison Ash, aka Dr. Aly, is a trauma-informed intimacy coach and educator, Stanford University Lecturer, author, and founder of TurnON.love. As a sociologist with a PhD from Stanford, she has a comprehensive understanding of the complex societal challenges that often lead to unsatisfying and disempowering intimate experiences. Visit https://www.turnon.love/about to learn more!Sexual and Emotional Intimacy Skills 8 week course starting in Jan 2024. Use the discount code LoveHornyHousewife for $100 off. Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comAsk Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
