The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Apr 13, 2026 • 54min
281. Dynamic Shifts, Selfish Lovers & In Sickness & Health
Today I am chatting with what happens with the tables turn in marriage. Dynamic shifts, doing the work, therapy and evolving as couple. Todays listner questions include a man who wants to eat his wife out post nut, but is worried about it even though it sounds great..will his wife find it odd? Another man wants to know if he is a selfish lover if he wants some sessions to be about his pleasure instead of hers every time. Lastly a man whose sex life was suffering prior to his wifes cancer diagnosis and now more than ever because of her health condition. Tune in now!
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Apr 6, 2026 • 55min
280. Spouses Who Travel & Tantra Techniques to Try Tonight
What do women really want to see from their men via text or facetime? spoiler: its not a d*ck pic. Ive got some fire tips for the traveling spouses. tune in for juicy listner questions and follow ups + tantra for beginners aka technique you can try tonight!
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Mar 30, 2026 • 52min
279. Age & Attraction
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Mar 23, 2026 • 1h 13min
278. How To Be An Emotionally “Safe” Spouse
How can we show up for our husbands and wives in an "emotionally safe" way? Why THIS is a determining factor in regards to your sex life....tune in now!
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Mar 16, 2026 • 1h 16min
277.Re-building post emotional affair, ethical porn & mismatched libido
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Mar 9, 2026 • 1h 16min
276. Ai and Relationships
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Mar 2, 2026 • 56min
275. The Importance of Affection & Taking Accountability of Your Orgasm
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Feb 23, 2026 • 56min
274. Snapchat is for Cheaters, Frontal Lobe Wisdom & a Gay BFF threat
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Can nice sweet non slutty married adults use snapchat? What comes with the frontal lobe arrival....why did a man breakup with his woman over her gay best friend and more in todays EP
**had to audio only this week as mommy lasered her face aka RECOVERY mode
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Feb 17, 2026 • 1h 2min
273. Passion vs Predictable, Financial Pressures & How To: Aftercare for All
What financial pressure does to a marriage; when the wifey says "you focus to much her "..what that really means and aftercare- how its not just for the bdsm community. all this & more in todays ep.
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Feb 9, 2026 • 45min
272.BDSM Requests, Perks of Pillows & Heated Rivalry Recap
Funny housekeeping stories open a chat about a slow-burn romance series and why it hooks straight women. Practical talk about improving sexual skills and using educational resources. Candid reviews of sex pillows and how to introduce them. Sensitive strategies for libido gaps, orgasm timing, and learning BDSM safely. Clear advice on bi-curiosity, threesomes, and the risks and rules of opening a relationship.
