Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard
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Aug 16, 2016 • 1h 14min

I Cry When I Run

"You're about to hear me have more fun than I've ever had in the history of Beautiful/Anonymous." So sayeth Chris Gethard about this call, which moves from over emotional long distance running, to emo & screamo music, to a jaw dropping medical emergency. Chris is having so much fun that he invites a couple of the caller's friends to join the party. This episode is sponsored by Magoosh, DKMS, Talkspace, and Casper Mattresses.
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Aug 9, 2016 • 1h 13min

Anglican Bipolar Blacksheep

For generations her family has been preaching fire and brimstone in the Pentecostal church, but this caller had to find her own way. A self-described, "Anglican bipolar black sheep," she is now preaching a much different message, dedicated to the treatment of mental illness. This episode is sponsored by DKMS, Magoosh, Blue Apron, Stamps.com, and Squarespace.
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Aug 2, 2016 • 1h 12min

A Competitive Spirit

This former professional soccer player's life hasn't turned out anywhere close to what she planned -- but she's happy. And as she tells Chris, she's learning how to tap into her competitive spirit every day.This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon, Talkspace, and Magoosh.
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Jul 26, 2016 • 1h 12min

Make Fruit Baskets Great Again

She's a mother of two and domestic abuse survivor who wants to talk about Trump. After hearing her life story Chris understands why she supports The Donald. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace, Talkspace, and Stamps.com.
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Jul 19, 2016 • 1h 3min

Vegan Uncle Buck

He loves animals! But kids? Not so much. This caller delves into his own childhood, his dislike of hardware megastores, and though there's a little darkness, this is one of the more lighthearted calls we've ever had.
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Jul 12, 2016 • 1h 10min

Strangers on a Train

An anonymous caller shares their current life experiences while on a SEPTA train. Topics discussed include commuting struggles, anxiety, navigating the comedy scene, originality in content, and political opinions.
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Jul 5, 2016 • 1h 9min

OTL in a Hopeless Place

Loves hashtags & millennial abbreviations? Check. Has a deep knowledge of RomComs? Check. Found love in a hopeless place? Check. Name drops J-Lo and inspires Chris to sing some Peter Gabriel? Check.This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon.
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Jun 28, 2016 • 1h 11min

Early Onset

She's just 25, but her mother has early onset Alzheimers. This is a call about remembering those who can no longer remember themselves.This episode is sponsored by Ibotta and Audible.
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Jun 21, 2016 • 1h 25min

At Sea On a Cardboard Boat (Live at the Vulture Festival)

It's the first ever taping of Beautiful/Anonymous from the Vulture Festival in NYC. The caller is a creative Canadian looking to sail her cardboard boat in the rough waters of daily life. Luckily the audience is on her side.This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon, Casper Mattresses, Ibotta, and AMEX.Photos courtesy of The Vulture Festival.
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Jun 14, 2016 • 1h 9min

The Hardest Part Is That You Love Me

This 25 year-old Californian is in the midst of a quarter-life crisis and turns to Chris for help. So they form a mutual appreciation society. #MAS This episode is sponsored by Ibotta, Chirpy, and AMEX.

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