Minion Death Cult

It's a very special UPS Facebook group episode as we report on how the current Teamsters contract vote is driving certain people insane. We find the same neuroses around voter fraud and stolen elections the right has about the US electoral system, but ported over to a union contract vote, and I try to talk some sense into one of them. We also look at the bizarre ways right-wing Teamsters are channeling their reactionary politics into the good kind of class warfare. Last but not least, several UPSers are voting No, not because of wages or benefits, but because they have serious issues with the removal of the "very normal" and "factual" pronouns from the 2023 contract language. I will personally give up 4 dollars in raises if we can go back to his/her language NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This podcast dives into Twitter's controversial decision to reinstate an account sharing child sex abuse material, the debate surrounding the sharing of graphic content on social media, the impact of automation on unions, the tragic death of a man killed by the FBI for expressing himself on Facebook, and a discussion on social media posts and dark humor.

Today we're ashamed to find out that this country pays its UPS drivers more than US soldiers thanks to a viral tweet and a woman does transphobia so hard she develops an abscess when a hospital wont guarantee that no trans nurses will be attending to her finally, a facebook woman goes to target in blackface to yell things she saw on facebook in an obvious case of mental distress (facebook poisoning) and we learn about how soft a generation is if it doesn't tolerate blackface Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to listen to this and hundreds of other bonus episodes in your podcast app or browser

Today we're digesting the newest Trump Indictment via the small intestine of Truth Social--documenting the former president's colorful insults for Mike Pence, a key player in this newest round of legal challenges. It's Civil War City with black-pilled responses from bigtime right wing influencers Tim Pool and Mike Cernovich, while show favorite Scott Adams has a more creative response Finally, one of the funders of Sound of Freedom is charged with kidnapping two 14 year-old girls, and fans of the film ask, "What if it's the good kind of kidnapping?" Sign up for $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episodes every week

This week Alex shares the story of a big time live performance flub and we look back at pop punk covers from our childhoods, including the "Punk goes Pop" and (worse) "Punk Goes Crunk" cover albums before diving into an extremely popular modern pop punk(?) cover band with an album of Disney songs From here we wind up at christian hardcore and reminisce about the early 00's wave of christian metalcore Sign up for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episodes every week

It's a labor-heavy episode, folks--we're talking Alex's final thoughts on the UPS Teamsters Tentative Agreement before voting begins, third-party orgs participating in member mobilization, and what our long-term goals should be for the Teamsters. ALSO: The Rock donates a record sum to the SAG-AFTRA support fund, and Blaze readers ask, "Why does he hate veterans?" ADDITIONALLY: Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre cancel 30th Anniversary Doggystyle shows at the Hollywood Bowl to show solidarity to the striking actors and writers. We learn from the comments he's probably the president of the union and stealing money from them. Sign up for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes directly in your podcast app or browser.

Today we check in on how Twitter's rebrand to X is going and find Elon Musk personally reinstating an account after it was disabled for posting (and apparently watermarking) CSAM Also, a Nazi gets beaten up at a Sepultura show and some Facebook users are shocked at the current intolerant state of metal Finally, we uncover the dark truth about our elites in Washington: they're fornicating. Support the show for only $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 2 bonus episodes every week plus access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes

I'm afraid it's another banger, folks. Today we're talking highlights of the Teamsters/UPS tentative agreement: the great, the good, and the mid Also, the right is giving itself eating disorders you've never heard of, scrying raw chicken entrails and determining them to be woke Finally we cover the death of Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, and the predictably homoerotic fantasies it has inspired in conservatives. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus eipsodes every week

Today we've got small business social media drama involving a broken Big Game Hunter game cabinet ALSO: we discover proof of Hunter Biden being a California Weed Kingpin plus our final, devastating topic: THEY'RE ARRESTING YOUR GRANDPARENTS FOR VOTING FOR TRUMP Music: Annapura - Picos Power Trip - If Not Us Then Who

Today Alex describes his geriatric physical therapy routine ALSO: we listen to the corny, godawful, morose "Try That In A Small Town" and document viral misinformation surrounding the song And lastly, we visit one of the most cursed profiles on instagram, a man utterly abasing himself for a handful of likes. Sign up at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for bonus episodes