We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. Watch episodes early Sundays and Tuesdays on Hulu.
Episodes
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Dec 16, 2024 • 43min
141: Hot Takes Tuesday Fest
Two hosts dive into a lively chat about winning coloring competitions, showcasing their playful banter and creativity. They tackle the humorous challenges of a mother's re-entry into the dating scene at age 56, illustrating family dynamics with a comedic twist. The discussion shifts to an engaging educational method, where students share their 'hot takes' on various issues, leading to the idea of a 'Hot Takes Museum.' Whimsical tales and community interactions make for an entertaining exploration of creativity, family, and learning.
Dec 12, 2024 • 45min
140: Uncle Master Rodney
This lively discussion tackles the dilemma of getting out of a karate contract, exposing the absurdities of martial arts commitments. A caller seeks to end a relationship with a less-than-ideal chiropractor, sparking humorous advice on how to gracefully say goodbye. The hosts reflect on personal connections and share heartfelt anecdotes, blending comedy with genuine storytelling, while also touching on the emotional challenges of transitioning out of a karate school. It's a mix of laughter, life lessons, and community support!
Dec 9, 2024 • 53min
139: Scoop Your Heart Out
Join the hosts as they dive into a delightful mix of topics, starting with a caller's big plans for an ice cream shop. They tackle the spirited challenges of bedtime stories from a new dad's perspective and revisit a former caller's quirky Christmas card idea. Humor takes center stage with wild Disneyland stories, including a hilarious mix-up with Goofy, while the importance of tone in storytelling and parenting adds a heartfelt touch to the lively discussions.
Dec 5, 2024 • 42min
138: You Think I Got a Perm AND a Convertible? (with Steve Berg)
In this lively discussion, Steve Berg, a noted personality with a flair for humor, joins the hosts. They creatively brainstorm ideas for a unique karate black belt celebration, blending nostalgia with 'The Karate Kid' themes. A whimsical chat about pet psychics adds a light-hearted touch, highlighting the quirks of our furry companions. The conversation takes a hilarious turn with a caller's peculiar lawyer, and they reflect on navigating the often chaotic world of adult friendships, filled with laughter and warmth.
Dec 2, 2024 • 46min
137: Buttertoes with Catherine Reitman and Arden Myrin
Catherine Reitman, renowned actress and director of Workin' Moms, joins the hosts for a lively chat about quirky dilemmas. They tackle the hilarious topic of a caller who insists on wearing socks during sex, sparking a fun debate. Another caller addresses the messy sponge issue in a communal workspace, leading to amusing solutions and light-hearted banter. The discussions dive deep into self-acceptance, with playful insights on body confidence and embracing unique features, reminding listeners to celebrate their quirks with pride.
Nov 28, 2024 • 47min
136: I'm on a Pool Noodle! (with Jamie Loftus)
In a hilarious exchange, the hosts discuss the ups and downs of water aerobics, including the chaos caused by a confusing substitute instructor. They navigate the tricky waters of dating in a barbershop, blending professional and personal lives. A caller shares tales from a rock climbing singles night, highlighting the camaraderie and unique dynamics of adventure-seekers. With light-hearted anecdotes and relatable dilemmas, this conversation is all about the humor in everyday situations and the complexities of love and fitness.
Nov 25, 2024 • 54min
135: So It's The Cheese vs Mikey Spandex? (with Oliver Ralli and Vic Michaelis)
A pro wrestler looks to enhance his character in the colorful world of wrestling, bringing humor and theatrical flair to the table. An amusing discussion unfolds about a quirky relationship issue involving gnomes, highlighting the playful side of love. Personal anecdotes about holiday gifting and a transition to high-tech cat care add a fresh touch. The hosts tackle the challenges of intimacy versus chores, mixing heartfelt insights with humor, creating an engaging blend of comedy and connection.
Nov 21, 2024 • 47min
134: Never Leave a Chicken Unattended (with Steve Berg and Arden Myrin)
Join a hilarious chat about becoming the coolest school bus driver while juggling unruly teens and their antics. Discover the comedic chaos of watching football with a tech-challenged father-in-law, complete with rewind mishaps. Dive into anecdotes about a donut reviewer's adventures, capturing sweet moments with family. Fun strategies for family bonding, tech woes, and how to maintain authority in a bus full of middle-schoolers add to the lively mix. Don't forget the playful antics and health hacks sprinkled throughout!
Nov 18, 2024 • 55min
133: You're Outta Line and I'm Outta Time! (with Ben Schwartz)
Join actor and comedian Ben Schwartz, famous for voicing Sonic the Hedgehog, as he hilariously navigates wedding night mishaps involving toilet paper and unexpected intimacy. The conversation dives into quirky personal hygiene habits and awkward workplace moments, including a colleague’s odd grooming practices. Amid laughter, they reflect on the balance between humor and honesty in relationships, sharing comical wedding tales that reveal deeper truths. Tune in for insightful laughs about life’s most uncomfortable situations.
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Nov 14, 2024 • 44min
132: It's Grandma Time!
Jake and Dan tackle the hilarious dilemma of a grandmother who's not afraid to speak her mind. With guest Vic Michaelis, they dive into dealing with an awkward wardrobe malfunction at work. They explore quirky yard ideas, like imaginary turtles, and share humorous Bigfoot tales. Discussions also touch on bullying strategies and the importance of kindness in tough situations. It's a blend of laughter and useful advice, reminding listeners that humor is key in navigating life's little challenges!
