Missy Wilkes (portrayed by Lusia/Lucia Strus)

Missy Wilkes, a local Night Vale resident briefly spotlighted in a Playmate profile, and Hugh Jackman, here a corporate Egemony representative voiced by Hunter Canning, clash over a hidden case of Canadian Club. They trace a 1967–1973 contest, decode a Playboy clue, and debate whether the prized case sits under a desk. Tension builds as baristas, corporate street teams, and strange injuries complicate the search.