Netflix Is A Daily Joke Bruce Bruce: A Joke About Lending Money
Apr 2, 2026
Comedian riffs on why he stopped lending money and the frustrations of unpaid debts. He recounts an ex who reappears asking for cash, a negotiated repayment plan that never materializes, and the moment he finally writes the debt off. Years later she returns with a bigger emergency and more requests. The segment closes with a punchy sign-off.
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Why Bruce Stopped Lending Money
- Bruce Bruce stopped lending money after repeated nonpayments from people he trusted.
- He recounts lending a former girlfriend $2,500 in April and setting $100 monthly payments starting August that never arrived.
Avoid Lending To Unreliable Borrowers
- Avoid lending money to people who have a history of not repaying you, even if they present a sincere story like newfound faith.
- Bruce tried a $100/month repayment plan but decided not to continue lending after repeated excuses.
The Repeat Borrower Who Returned With Another Ask
- The ex-girlfriend found religion, requested $2,500 for a car, then borrowed it and refused to pay back the $100 monthly plan.
- Two and a half years later she called apologizing and asked for $3,500 to avoid losing her house.